Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 12:12 AM |
New Game!
Ok, the first person thinks of a creature...any creature, real or
hypothetical, mythical or political...but it has to be a singular creature,
no chimera or anything...not yet.
Next person chooses another creature...
the creatures fuck.
the third person describes the offspring...
next person chooses a creature...
the creatures fuck...
fifth person describes the offspring.
ex. I say Blue Whale, Feral says Stupid Person, Betty says the child is
dubbed Roseanne. MRD says an armadillo, Ironboots says roseanne and the
armadillo give birth to Mecha Roseanne only made out of meat...and so
on.
This'll go on until we get bored of it...or kill off the creature (which
anyone can do at any given time in a suitably colorful fashion) and start a
new one...
So lets get fuckin'
I'm placing in the breeding pit, A Chinchilla...
This furry little sucker from the mountains of peru, or something, is a
legendary lothario who has the sex drive of a cadillac and goes bald an'
shivery when wet...
now who's the lucky lady? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 02:49 AM |
One of those deep-water fish with the huge, spectral mouth and the little,
glowing lure dangling in front. And all sorts of spiny things sticking out
of its back. ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 03:14 AM |
Alright, so we throw the Chinchilla into the ocean, tied to a rock, and
after a night of fine dining near the geo-vents the pressure flattened nude
chinchilla and weird deep sea fucked-up angler fish thing get it on...all
to the background music of the Matrix, only it's played really REALLY
fast...
Three weeks later, Chinthulu the underbeast burst forth from it's eggsack,
a fetid mix of foul fishy substance and fine cut peruvian cliff
hamster...it glows in the dark, it rolls in the dirt and it eats dolphin
babies...
What oh what could breed with Chinthulu? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 07:10 AM |
A Sophisticated Calamari.
Not only does this thing have tentacles, it knows how to use them for its
own uses, "charming" the people of all species, and actually has the same
mind capacity as a homo sapien (wonder if that's a good thing or a bad
thing). At the same time, it has enough tentacles to "shape itself" into
any form and manipulate it.
(Woke up just now, lol...*drinks coffee*) |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 10:22 AM |
We're discussing my family tree then are we?
*insert rimshot here* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Zero
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 11:48 AM |
after hours upon hours of trying to figure out which parts fit
where....Chinthulu and the Sophisticated Calamari finally consumate their
union...and what is created is a being of incredible intelegence and
hundreds of tentacles...this creature is a shape shifter and glows in the
dark....because of it's intelligence it doesn't eat sentient
beings...instead it eats humans...this human killing beast is known as
Sophischinthulu....
now what will mate with that??? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 11:56 AM |
Fabio finds Sophischinthulu beyond intoxicating. He cannot restrain himself
as those hundreds of tentacles remind him off his long flowing blond locks.
He dives in the water and Sophischinthulu finds him stupid but extremely
tan, and they mate. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 01:45 PM |
After nine months of preparation, Sophischinthulu gives birth to Cthubio, a
bronze, long-haired fashion model with tentacle feet and a terrible lisp.
Fabio, being ultra-possesive, kidnaps Cthubio and takes him to a mountain
cave. (Just outside of Venice, of course) Sophischinthulu is outraged. It
calls up Judge Judy and arranges to have their case presented on
nation-wide television. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 06:28 PM |
(Yeah, hehe. I could think about nothing but tentacles today. Must be due
to the Demon Shintai Discipline I was reading over in the game Kindred of
the East. Regardless, I suppose the Sophisticated Calamari is part of your
family tree. *sweatdrop*) |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 08:01 PM |
During the proceedings, Cthubio has the uncertain blessing of meeting
one...
Judge Wopner.
For some odd god damned reason, they hump under one of the bleachers at a
Dolphins game. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/4/2004 at 10:23 AM |
Judge Wopner? God...
okay...
Cthubio and Wopner get in a threesome with the Dolphin's mascot. Wopner (a
la Alien Resurrection) gives birth to Joe Jr. (after his father...)
Joe Jr's a pretty cute kid, what with the tentacle feet of his mother (?)
and the abusive attention to detail like his father/host. Unfortunately,
being the offspring of a (dead)judge, he abuses his power and ends up in
trouble with the law. His (dead) father can do nothing to bend the rules,
so little Joe ends up in prison. Cthubio disowns her (its?) son and starts
a sushi-oriented talk show on the food channel. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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