anayansi
Occasional Poster Posts: 17 Registered: 18/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 11:20 AM |
"Yeah, we're not getting much in the way of proper worship, we minor
deities. Only Devin gets regular adoration. More people should go talk to
Schizo who can tell me who needs a spanking or other punishment tailored to
their particular sin. And all those who have confessed and gotten their
just punishments can be absolved at the Shmeng Orgy Rites, courtesy of
Mistress Callei. Give us our due, leave offerings to our altars in sacred
groves, for we are the Triple Goddess who stand around and make the Horny
Deity, Devin the Father, our God look good. " --MerandaJade
oh no! unworshipped goddesses! that means all who haven't been worshipping
have to be punished...i've got dibs |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 01:05 PM |
Whether I must be punished or anointed for my heresy, I offer three
Catholic school girls (virgins) to the Devine...then two Grecian altar boys
and girls to the lesser deities. *bows and gives them the chains* |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 02:08 PM |
catholic school virgins??? Where??? neer met one ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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anayansi
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 03:47 PM |
where do you shop, hot lays r us? hehe, i have this mental image of a huge
store where special people get to walk in and pick out people in half
dozens and dozens. all the people could be sorted by skin tone and hair
color, with giant sections for their sexual preference...singles would be
with the chewing gum, to entice you to get an extra on your way out...you
could use them during choreography, and it would be perfect because they
would all match! |
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tallidaho
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 04:55 PM |
I go to a Catholic school... and was a virgin.... ____________________ Being Passionate is the only way to survive |
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 06:22 PM |
Wow, that came from out of nowhere... Sorry, Anya, you cannot offer an
innocent victim. All dues must be paid in person. Although, if that's a
bribe, I'll take six 6' 2" well-muscled blond viking-type men, carrying a
litter for me to ride in. I've always wanted one of those. ____________________
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 07:21 PM |
I've got my eye on a tasty blonde that loves her hoody and her camera.
Smooch. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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dead-cell
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 09:04 PM |
...I'll get to where ever I am going; deity or no deity. However, I am
willing to offer many chocolate delights
"catholic school virgins??? Where??? neer met one" -Feralucce
Great example of how fast blood can flow from the head to the penis.
____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 12:02 AM |
Chocolate delights work as well. Thank you, dead-cell... *takes a third of
the delights and leaves the rest for Callei and Schizo to split.* ____________________
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 12:51 AM |
Okay, okay...*offers myself on March 25th* >.< Lol.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 01:49 AM |
Dead Cell: that was hardly complimentary... I grew up in a city where a
majority of the students are catholic school students... and growin up...
didn' know any virgins... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Domkitten
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 03:02 AM |
MJ and C I don't have any chocolate delight, but I'll offer you up a
truckload of turkish delight instead.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 08:07 AM |
i hav trouble eating Turkish delight, ever since i re-read those Narnia
books. Even tho you dont LOOK like an evil queen and snow sleds are a bit
silly in Korea, I think I will pass... ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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daria_4
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 08:28 AM |
*kneeling, head bowed*
I already offered my posterior in a picture for review... should it need
any spankings, I will be at the party in June. ____________________ "I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although
conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a person
with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict,
and deserves locking up." |
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tallidaho
Member Posts: 50 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 10:45 AM |
You know, Feral, they really aren't that hard to find... I live with at
least 7....
____________________ Being Passionate is the only way to survive |
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 04:21 PM |
I've never had Turkish delight. When I read those books as a child, I
wanted some badly. I wanted to see what was so good that you'd sell your
soul to the devil.
____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 04:55 PM |
daria: evil grins* is it available fro anything else in june? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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anayansi
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 07:19 PM |
i'm upset, i'm not going to be 18 until july! argh! lol...i'll have to wait
until next year to be punished, unless i've been so bad that y'all feel the
need to make a special trip down to the swamp. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 10:01 PM |
The swamp? where are you? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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anayansi
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 12:23 PM |
feralucce-leary, ga (one of those towns with 400 people, 300 dogs, and 832
chickens that no one who doesn't actually live there knows about, lol.) |
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