Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/1/2004 at 11:33 PM |
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/1/2004 at 08:47 AM |
There is a law office near my urologist's office, and they have a sign with
this posted outside:
"No trespassing after hours or on weekends"
My guess is that you can trespass all you like when they're open.
*grin*
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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BlueLinn
Fanatic Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/1/2004 at 01:40 PM |
:snickers: sometimes I wonder about people ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/1/2004 at 03:02 AM |
steak and lobsters
dancing nightly
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slow children playing
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____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/1/2004 at 11:09 PM |
Some more...
EAT
300 FEET
Joe's Place: EAT HERE AND GET GAS.
On numerous signs:
VIOLATORS SHALL BE PROSECUTED AND TRESPASSERS SHALL BE VIOLATED.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/1/2004 at 10:57 PM |
slow men working ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 28/1/2004 at 12:50 AM |
Above the door - Polli's Mexican Restaurant, Makawao, Maui, Hawaii:
"Come in and eat or we'll both starve" ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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chameleon
Member Posts: 83 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/1/2004 at 07:18 PM |
I love syntax errors! ____________________ The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects nothing.
It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act without
effort.
~Chuang Tsu |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/1/2004 at 04:22 AM |
"Hands On Children Museum"
"Beware: Stupid dog. Please drive slowly."
"Dont't drink and drive." (The typo isn't mine btw)
"kids eat free live clown"
"Master bait and tackle"
"Entrance only.
Do not enter." (on the same sign)
"We have hot food,
cold drinks,
and naked staff.
(now you'll come in!)" (saw this just yesterday in Bristol)
"Watch out for sheep."
"Slippery when wet." (one sign above the other) ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/1/2004 at 07:15 PM |
"SPEEDING WHEN FLASHING."
"HERSHEY BARS PROTEST."
"TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST."
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/1/2004 at 10:33 PM |
ea
a
oe's
actually saw it... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Coldasblood666
Coward Posts: 2 Registered: 31/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/1/2004 at 04:48 PM |
"deaf dogs , dumb kids , fat farmers drive slow" ____________________ *old goths don\\\'t die they just need less makeup* |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/2/2004 at 09:07 PM |
*seen in the bayou*
Watch for fallin rocks
If you need an explanation, just ask... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/2/2004 at 10:23 PM |
*in store*
Fuwarki God of Fertility
(face sketch of a tribal dude with a bone in his nose)
Warning: Any woman who looks upon this picture will become pregnant within
six months
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Kira
Member Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/2/2004 at 10:26 PM |
In front of a strip mall around here:
"S & M Business Park" ____________________ Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/2/2004 at 10:58 AM |
I actually saw this on a sign here, I guess this is what I have to deal
with when living in a hick town:
On the sign at Grandpa Johnson's Barbeque:
"Eat to the beat of our cleaver"
____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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