Skulking amidst the steppes, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh
Meranda_Jade! And she gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to punch you until Amnesty International campaigns against
it!"
Can hardly wait to see everyone else's.
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daria_4
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Posts: 96 Registered: 29/7/2003 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 09:06 AM
*rofl* That was great! Just what I needed after the shitty morning I had...
At any rate, here's mine:
Running amidst the plains, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Daria!
And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm going to fuck you until you're a parapalegic, and trade you for a
candy bar!!"
____________________ "I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although
conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a person
with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict,
and deserves locking up."
dead-cell
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Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 10:01 AM
Who is that, striding along the candy store! It is Dead-cell, hands
clutching a mighty sword! He roars mightily:
“Vengeance an goo flow from my veins! I carve into flesh until my loins
find satisfaction!!!”
____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
MystryssRavynDarque
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Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 10:15 AM
Who is that, skulking through the icy wasteland! It is MystryssRavynDarque,
hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a cruel bellow, her voice
cometh:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you're translucent!!!"
____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
Merry_Widow
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Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 11:14 AM
Striding along the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a bladed baseball bat,
cometh Merry_Widow! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you like it's my job!!!"
Dude, MJ, that gave me the kick needed to get me out the door and into the
snow!!
____________________ Okay, dazzle me.
LadyCygnet
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Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 12:31 PM
Striding over the icy wasteland, wielding a mighty sword, cometh
LadyCygnet! And she gives a gutteral scream:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I sow darkness and discord like the
world's mightiest bad-ass!!"
*falls out of chair laughing* After the day I've had (Heparin/DMSO
infusion...yay), I needed a serious laugh...thank you!
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 05:50 PM
Striding out of the freeway, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Dolorosa! And
he gives a vengeful roar:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"
____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
Meranda_Jade
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Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 07:00 PM
Dolo, that is just too appropriate... *falls down laughing*
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Cashmere
Member
Posts: 58 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 07:09 PM
Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the wasteland! It is [my real name] hands
clutching a mighty sword! And with a low roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to bruise you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, and sever
every head in sight!"
____________________ "Truth is always on the move. It is always somewhere, but never in the
foreground, never on the surface."
-Franz Marc
Meranda_Jade
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Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 07:12 PM
That is so you, Cash. I thought about going with the one from my real name,
it was much funnier than with my Shmeng name... here it is..
Sprinting along the wasteland, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh (my real
name)! And she gives a mighty howl:
"I'm going to fuck you into a fine spicy powder!!!"
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Domkitten
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Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:39 PM
Striding across the cliffs, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh
Domkitten! And she gives a vengeful roar:
"For the love of carnage and discord, you are made of meat and I am very
hungry!"
Dolo, that is amazing, it's like they are taping your confessions or
something.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
LadyCygnet
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Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:50 PM
Well, since it's apropos for my occupation, here's the battle cry with my
real name:
Prowling along the tundra, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh (real
name)! And she gives a vengeful grunt:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see faster than
the super-flu!!!"
I think the one with my avatar is funnier, though.
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey