HuntressPlague
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posted on 14/8/2003 at 09:50 PM |
The only thing that comes to mind.....
Wiggle
Wiggle
Wiggle
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2003 at 12:02 AM |
I'd constantly be doing "the walk" just trying to get the stupid thing OUT
of my butt crack even that is where it's SUPPOSED to go.
And...on this subject, has anyone noticed that lately most girls are
walking bowlegged, like there's something up their butt? I've noticed an
increased number of girls that walk like that. Thing it's the side effects
of the thong revolution? ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic   Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2003 at 07:16 AM |
ack, bettie... lowriders for young girls... why do the manufacturers even
MAKE them in little-girl sizes? My mother bought some school clothes for
the kids, and one article of clothing was a pair of low-riding hip-huggers
for my 9-YEAR-OLD daughter. I threw a FIT. I told her in no uncertain terms
that my kids would not wear slutty clothes until they're old enough to win
the argument with me about it in a rational way. I'm surprised she didn't
buy the girl a pair of tiny thong undwerwear to go with it... grrrr. All
she could say to me was, "But... but it's the style these days..." I said,
"I don't CARE what the style is, little girls should never be dressed up as
little sex objects under ANY circumstances.." She also said she wanted to
get her a subscription to a teen magazine, like her cousin of the same age
was getting, and also told me that my sister was letting her daughter shave
her legs already. Her daughter's 9 years old, shaves her legs, reads
magazines with tips on how to get boys to like you, and wears whatever she
wants. I can see this kid 2 years from now, swaggering down the street of
her small town, a few friends in tow, wearing little hoochie clothes, and
trailer park blue eyeshadow... arrrgh....
I want my kids to stay kids as long as they can. I am in no hurry to rush
them into adolescence. I wish that my mom and sister could see that it's
not cute or funny to have a 9 year old child acting like a 14 year old. ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2003 at 11:11 PM |
I can tell you exactly where they'll all be in 2 years: On Jenny Jones,
tearfully woeing about their out of control slutty drug addict teen who
pays them no respect and dresses trashy! And the girls will storm out, as
the "whateva" counter spins out of control, and do the bump and grind
yelling YOU DON"T KNOW ME and BITCHES AND HOES I GET ALL YO MENS! YOU JUSS
JELLIS!
I'd tell her to get a good alibi ready, because those girls are gonna WACK
OUT and EVERYONE is gonna be looking at her. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/8/2003 at 09:45 AM |
| Did you hear about that study that showed low rider jeans are bad for your
health? When they are worn too tight, there is a nerve they screw up. So
all those girls who pour themselves intot heir little hip huggeres every
day without leaving themselves some breathing room will be walking with a
slight drag to their foot later in life. Fun, huh? ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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VampCourt
Fanatic  Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/8/2003 at 01:14 PM |
| and lets not forget the thongs released for 6 to 8 year olds by abercrombie
and bitch.. im mean fitch... ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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HuntressPlague
Occasional Poster Posts: 29 Registered: 2/8/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/8/2003 at 07:17 PM |
ok at this point I am very greatful I have a little boy. Then again if ever
I have a kid again which I don't cause as we know it.... The world is going
to shit!
No way in hell if I had a girl would she dress in a manner that old nasty
men would be thinking on how many different ways they would like to bang
her.
As for my son.... If I ever hear that shit come out of his mouth .... He
better fing God fast !!!!!
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Nicholas
Member   Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/8/2003 at 12:06 PM |
| thongs for 6 to 8 year olds? that's disgusting... Who would buy their 6 to
8 year old thongs? Actually, it's probably better I don't know ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/8/2003 at 12:13 PM |
Well of course, you know, all 6 to 8 year olds worry about having a fricken
panty line...
[Edited on 8/18/2003 by VampCourt] ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor
the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/8/2003 at 07:54 PM |
| I blame Britanny Spears. I was over at a friends house the other day, and
the little four year old girl running around wanted a body piercing because
of Ms. Spears. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/8/2003 at 03:51 PM |
| I've never understood the thong thing... nothing is sexier than your
partner being COMFORTABLE!!!!... and having something trying to insert it
up your ass is not comfortable... not to mention the problems with hygein
caused by that... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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chameleon
Member  Posts: 83 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/8/2003 at 06:16 PM |
| Well feral, you never know... And yes, Ms. Spears is to blame, along with
her co-conspirator Ms. Aguilera, and Shakira. I believe one of my friends
described them all as the Whore Core. ____________________
The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects nothing.
It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act without
effort.
~Chuang Tsu
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/8/2003 at 11:05 PM |
Oh please that kid is just one of many throughout human history that had a
role model and want to be grown up NOW and be them. Hell, I wanted my
septum pierced and a mohawk when I was 8 because I saw some chick that
looked like that making a call on a payphone in a hospital.
Whorecore is apt, but hell if *I* had a body like that I'd TOTALLY use it! ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Shade
Fanatic  Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/8/2003 at 07:17 AM |
Scream sadist if you like, but I really like the way things and g's look on
girls. I enjoy seeing the little spaghetti straps poking up over their low
rise skin tight jeans or the edge f their micro mini's. I agree with Feral
in that a comfortable girl is a sexy girl, but in some cases i figure let
the girl choose her comforts and I'll enjoy the view which ever way they
go. If I'm faced with a total stranger who has decided that her g string
and mini-skirt and that sexy tight midriff shirt are what make her feel
comfortable and empowered today. I'm not going to argue with her. And I'm
going to do her the honor of appreciating the work she has put into the
ensemble.
Of course I am a dirty young man, so I'll probably do it from behind my
sunglasses while I try to somehow look cool while waiting for a bus. ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/8/2003 at 01:14 PM |
Well most girls that do wear thongs DO say they're comfortable, so power to
them, but I, personally, cannot wear a pre built wedgie. I spend enough of
my day trying to keep the regular type OUT of my butt!
But as a dirty young woman, I can't help but want to snap it like a
slingshot and hear her squeal  ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/8/2003 at 02:01 PM |
| Can't argue with yummy squealing wedgie girls. ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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-Me
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/8/2003 at 03:39 PM |
| The question is, WHO CAN?! I've bought garter belt contraptions in the
past for keepin my tights up and whatnot, and every little extra scrap of
what they have the audacity to call "underwear" that comes with it is given
to the cat to play with. I mean hell, it LOOKS like a cat toy... ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Domkitten
Fanatic  Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/8/2003 at 11:25 PM |
| I find it horribly amusing that you won't wear a g string but you'll give
it to your pussy to play with. (ahem) ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Psychopixi
Fanatic  Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/8/2003 at 04:16 AM |
| *dies laughing* Domkitten, your mind is beautifully twisted. ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/8/2003 at 12:28 PM |
*dies* oh dom that is perfect *snicker*
I just hope she doesn't choke. Death by thong isn't something I'd want on
MY tombstone... ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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