bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 10:44 AM |
I was thinking the other day, while watching the "tough man" competition on
tv.
I totally wanna do that. Michael doesn't want me to fuck up my face or get
hurt, but I have been seriously considering a new workout (ok..you got
me...*A* workout) and what better way to celebrate your achieved goals than
by whooping someone in a ring?
I have to admit...I like boxing. I like ultimate fighting (tho even I am
not stupid enough to do THAT..I'm crazy, not suicidal). I like pro
wrestling. I was joking the other day to a co worker that I should have my
company sponsor me the next time toughman comes to our town. I'd fuckin
love it. I am also graced with a really hard head (yeah yeah, let the
jokes fly, I can take it), which I discovered I posessed on several
occasions that should have left me unconscious or bleeding and failed. I
have a head and face as hard as a fuckin brick. I could totally do it.
Then my wheels got turning....a shmeng competitor in the toughman comp.
That friends, would fuckin rule. Especially if they kicked some major
ass.
Other than that, I hate sports. But somethin about two people just beating
the crap out of each other in a controlled area for sport just gets me up
and at it.
It's a retarded idea, I know, but god imagine it..the headlines "internet
geek kicks crap out of opponent in toughman competition"..... ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Closetgothbabe
Member   Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 12:34 PM |
| I doubt this will come as a shock to most people on here but I say go for
it damnit....KICK SOME ASS BETTIE!! I love wrestling, boxing, oh hell I
just like to fight. ____________________
Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate!
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KatB
Fanatic   Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 01:11 PM |
...I've heard that kickboxing is a great way to get in shape AND get rid of
frustration... I actually concidered taking it up, but I think I have to
get my fitness condition up to zero first  ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 01:24 PM |
I actually want to find a boxing place and take lessons. Float like a
butterfly, sting like a bee with a nuclear warhead!
Kat's got it all right with kick boxing, though. I'm thinking about taking
kick-boxing next semester. It's the closest they have to offer on campus. I
want to learn how to crack-a-lack some serious booty! ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Abbadon
Fanatic  Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 02:14 PM |
Yeah, boxing is good while your doing it, its only later you start to see
the ways it has damaged you in ways you never thought.
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 03:50 PM |
Actually, I am very well aware of the toll that boxing takes on the body. I
am also aware that the damage, while present, is much less severe when at
the amateur level, and when someone takes care of themselves in a rounded
way.
Go try bursting someone elses bubble abbadon. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic  Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 05:46 PM |
I was actually thinking of doing the ultimate fighting when I got out of
highschool. My friends and I used to always spar, and we normally beat the
hell out of each other, so I figured, why not get paid to do it.
I'd probably have gotten paired with that dude that Dan Severn trained
first round though, so I'd get my ass handed to me right quickly. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 05:53 PM |
| Shit, I had a boyfriend who used to do thai boxing - he had no feeling in
his legs & his knees were totally fucked... ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Geist
Member  Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 10:05 PM |
| I'll take you up on that bettie, we gotta have a head-buttin contest ! no
ones got a harder noggin than me..... ____________________
Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions...
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/4/2003 at 03:13 AM |
If yor going to get into kickboxing don't fuck around. Like Kat said,
Muay-Thai is some really intense stuff, something like 50% of people who
get into it for any significant amount of time break their legs in really
vital areas, especially the achilles tendon and the knee, and end-up
walking funny for the rest of their life (if they're lucky). Generally the
kind of people who get into Muay Thai are pretty fucking crazy and not the
kind of people yoo want to be messing with (unless yor a better kickboxer
than they are).
Now, that's the bad news, the good news is if yoo can make guys like that
yor bitch, then yoo tottally rock! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/4/2003 at 06:37 AM |
Hon', I might have misunderstood you COMPLETELY, but kick boxing an Muay
Thai are two totally different matters...
Being my unsporty self I'll leave it to someone else to explain the
differences
(HAHAHA can you just imagine me in a thai boxin ring  ) ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/4/2003 at 05:22 PM |
| Hey geist, I got a friend who could beat you. He's got a bony lump just
above his forehead. Hurts like a bitch. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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MorteAscendo
Member  Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/4/2003 at 11:07 PM |
GEIST'S Kyptonite is Flaming Shots! Just one and you will see him cry!!
Bwahahahaha. You know i got love!
____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2003 at 05:08 PM |
Hey beeyatch ! I didn't cry... I even stayed out drinkin for a few hours
after settin my face on fire so piss off !!! That shot with tabasco in it
bout killed me though.... and still no shot named after me  Hows about I whoop
your ass this weekend ? Oh shit ! this is my last weekend on island man ! ____________________
Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions...
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2003 at 05:48 PM |
Geist, dont' kid me man, you don't wanna taste of this *crack*
I've never been knocked unconscious in my life, tho there have been several
occasions that it should have led to me layin flat on my back with birds
spinnin over my head.
You know those metal hand trucks or dolly carts? The ones that convert
from an upright hand truck to a flat cart you can push or pull behind you?
Well there's two little levers in the middle of the handle that you have to
squeeze to release the pivot to turn it into the pull behind cart. I was
working on doing that when a friend that was helping me was like "Oh you
just gotta push it harder" and proceeded to do so, and the thing WHIPPED
forward and clocked me right across the face. Very hard. Hard enough to
leave an imprint of the handle on my face. Didn't do nothing. I also had
a 3lb cut glass beer stein fall from the top of a ladder and hit me in the
forehead square on, split my head open (not enough for stitches tho THANK
YOU) and I STILL didn't black out. I remember holding the ladder squeezing
my eyes shut and repeating "if you let go of the ladder, you're going to
fall, and then the ladder is going to hit you too...".
I'd kill you foo!
KILL YOU!!!!
And for real guys, wouldn't you just die if you were watching it and some
skinny dude with "shmeng.com" painted across his shoulders was whoopin some
meathead on tv?
someday that shall be me.
and I WON"T wear one of those pussy "girl's" headgear things with the face
all super padded. Those are fucking stupid.
And yes I was cheering for Jonie Laurer (WWE's "chyna") when she duked it
out with Joey Budafuco. Yeah he threw her around, but if they'd counted
actual punches (and some damned fine ones at that! wow!) she'd have "won"
the match. And I got a serious kick from watching Tonya Harding kick the
beejesus out of pussy screaming "Don't break my nails!" Jennifer Flowers.
Bitch hiding behind the friggin referee.... ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2003 at 08:57 PM |
I knocked myself out once. I looked at my friend Sumo and said, hey watch
this, then I kneed myself in the forehead.
Hard.
real hard
I came too about a minute later. The sad thing about that incident, we
haden't even started drinking yet...
Fun ladder story too, I'm up on a rickety 30' ladder restringing the
flagpole. Upon trying to push the rope through the pulley housing, I
unleashed a swarm of angry bees who believed that their nest belonged
there.
My dad was laughing at me for days after that one. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2003 at 10:14 PM |
| Hey bettie, hows about a tag team partner ? Seein how I've had my head
busted upen 8 times and nose proken twice with out bein knocked out I think
i'm doin pretty good. Whatta you say we go score one for Shmeng ? ____________________
Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions...
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2003 at 10:18 PM |
| you'll have to paint shmeng.com acroos my back though. i can't spell for
shit... ____________________
Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions...
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2003 at 10:57 PM |
| Actually Kat, yoo understood mee perfectly! That crap most people call
kickboxing (which actually is a decent arobic exercize) and REAL kickboxing
(ie Muay Thai) are NOT the same at all! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/4/2003 at 06:41 PM |
| Think that might be due to the blows to the head, Geist? ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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