What do you think the best and worst ways to die are?
Psychopixi
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posted on 18/2/2003 at 03:38 PM
Best way? Stand on top of a really tall building, cut my wrists and OD on
painkillers so I'll pass out and fall off. Wouldn't even feel it as I hit
the floor and make a pretty little mess.
Worst way? Cancer. The thought just scares the bejeezus out of me.
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Ironboots
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posted on 18/2/2003 at 03:48 PM
Best way to die? Hmm... Probably just sitting with my back to a rock and
watching the sun set. Poetic stuff like that is always good. Or the
honorable death, such as jumping on a grenade, catching a bullet, et
cetera.
There are many bad deaths. For one, I wouldn't want to drown. It just seems
too violent, too terrifying to me. You struggle and gasp but there's just
no air. *shudders*
I wonder what wonderful ideas Sticupus is going to present us with!
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Sticupus
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posted on 18/2/2003 at 04:00 PM
Best way: Fully conscious, moderate pain, with an excessive amount of time
to think. I want to feel as much as I can handle, because there is a good
chance that I will never feel anything again.
Worst?: Being injured in a remote place, in such a way that I cannot move
or go to help. Unfortunately I did not initially bleed out, yet my wounds
won’t completely close. Maggots keep my gaping wounds clean and from
getting infected by their feeding. All of this happening as my natural
endorphins wear off. Days pass, I starve and vomit searing stomach fluid. I
cry out loud, begging for food and help. Perhaps I eat one of the maggots.
Perhaps not; they are my only friends. I am very parched, so I await every
morning to quickly lick the dew off of the foliage around me, at least the
parts I can reach, it‘s painful to turn most ways. The harvesting of the
precious dew does no good as the day goes on- the sun burning my pale skin.
Finally I die of dehydration. The maggots finish the job.
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Sticupus
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posted on 18/2/2003 at 04:31 PM
I feel predictable, but I couldn‘t resist.
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Starlight
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posted on 18/2/2003 at 06:32 PM
worst way...paralyzed but fully aware of pain
best way...extremely old and full of powerful painkillers
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 18/2/2003 at 06:51 PM
Worst way: being burned alive. I have this insane fear of burning to
death.
Best way: Naked, and due to cardiac arrest right after orgasm. With any
luck, I'll freak out the other person so much, they'll keel over, too.
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VampCourt
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posted on 18/2/2003 at 06:57 PM
Hmmm was there not a subject already posted on this? for some reason i
think there was.. oh well..
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I think it was something along the line of how would you WANT to die...or
what you would do if you only had a few days left to live. I don't
remember.
Best way (for me): Lookin hot as hell, a drink in one hand, a cigarette in
another, and walk right in front of a bus doing 60mph.
WORST way (for me): Cancer (lights up a cigarette), burning to death, or
drowning.
I don't think HAVING cancer would be as bad as being TOLD. I fear the
initial telling of the disease....but I know I could make it through
anything (hey, the angry and the bitter live the LONGEST, you know)
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Monolycus
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posted on 19/2/2003 at 04:50 AM
Best way: Being shot by a jealous spouse.
Worst way: I'm really undecided. It depends upon what you are trying to
avoid. I would think that anything really pathetic would be a terrible way
to go (ie. being hit by a garbage truck or something.) Most people don't
like the protracted pain, but for me, the worst way would be to be
remembered dying pathetically (see, Elvis).
I haven't decided if it is worse to die of auto-erotic asphyxiation
(strangle wanking), or to be the guy who finds the person that did.
~M.
Closetgothbabe
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posted on 19/2/2003 at 05:34 AM
The Best way: hmm I dont think there is one considering I am not real big
on dying but maybe dying of old age in my sleep.
The Worst way: This would definetly be by a tornado..ewwww all ripped to
shreds and pieces of me all over the place.
Meranda_Jade
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posted on 19/2/2003 at 06:35 AM
The best way... either in your sleep after having a long, fulfilling life,
or in a blaze of glory doing something incredibly noble, like giving your
life to save another...
The worst way... taking the cowardly way out and offing yourself... or if
accidentally, by suffocation, strangulation, drowning, anything that cuts
off the ability to breathe. That scares me silly...
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angelofdarkness
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posted on 19/2/2003 at 11:41 AM
I wouldn't want to die in my sleep. That would be the most boring death
ever. I would want it to be something really bizzare, like a giant piece of
something falling out of the sky and landing directly on top of me. It
would be best if this happened during or after sex, but I wouldn't mind it
happening somewhere else either.
The worst way to die would probably burning to death, drowning, or
dehydration. I've heared thaty drowning isn't really that bad, that you
suddenly get really calm,(I know someone who almost drowned) but it would
still be scary for the first few minutes. Suffocation is really scary. I
don't know about bleeding to death, that could be kind of interesting as
long as there was no internal bleeding.
AloneSoul
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posted on 19/2/2003 at 03:01 PM
Best and quickest? A bullet to the back of the head.
Worst and slowest? Freezing to death.
Mono I have to agree with you about the pathetic death bit. Dying like
elvis, on the "throne" *harhar* of a 2" diameter fecal impaction while on
drugs is NOT on top of my list of places/ways to die. My poor old
grandmother died on the loo....she was way old tho. Just sort of got up to
go to the bathroom and ......
And ditto again on the autoerotic asphyxiation (stranglewanking *AHAHAHA*).
That guy from INXS was found that way. Bag on his head, ziptie around his
neck, and a hard on.....*shudder* I remember seeing his funeral on TV and
how they placed a single tigerlily in the center of the flowers on his
casket for his daughter "tigerlily" and all I could think of was "man, if I
was his kid I'd find ANY way to not be associated with this circus....oo I
have a flower on top of the box that my DAD lies in because he DIED
MASTURBATING WITH A BAG ON HIS HEAD. MY DAD DIED MASTURBATING WITH A BAG
ON HIS HEAD. Hooray for me."
I would LOVE to go to sleep and just not wake up. That would rule, but yes
on the other hand, having it be some totally bizarre random 'accident'
would be to me, asthetically, just as awesome. God who was it Neitzche or
Crowley (or I'm WAY off, it was some fuckin black arts/satanic/antichrist
writer that had syphillis or something....ah fuck I can't remember I'm
tired...) that died as a result of walking below a hotel window when a
toilet came flying out, landing on him and killing him instantly? It was
SOMEONE famous...just walkin along and you get KILLED BY A TOILET FALLING
OUT OF A HOTEL ROOM WINDOW.
Bah. Dying sucks no matter how you do it. I just hope to hell I don't see
it com......
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 19/2/2003 at 08:03 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
STRANGLEWANKING!!!!
Oh, God, I'm set for the rest of the week with that one! Hee hee
hee...stranglewanking. Man I can't even type it without laughing!
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Daniel
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posted on 21/6/2003 at 05:53 PM
BW... bleeding to death in a beautiful eclipse, ww.... aids
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Mara
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posted on 21/6/2003 at 08:50 PM
the was one like this court but it was how do you want to be cooked after
you die
Worst way: vegtable state in a nursing home with the nurse from hell and
noone to visit you
Best way: in your sleep
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IamSquid
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posted on 22/6/2003 at 01:42 AM
There's so many ways I want to die, sucks that I only get to do it once. I
remeber seeing that movie Groundhog's Day and thinking "FUCK YEAH!" I
think however, the best grand finaly would have to be an orgasm so intense
I have a brain aneurism. If not, I'm certain I want my last words to be
"I've hidden twenty million in cash in.... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggg...."
Worst way to die: Disease.
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Abbadon
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posted on 22/6/2003 at 04:41 AM
Worst way: Lepracy (I've seen it, and no, its not funny.)
Best way: Mauled to death by a crazed bunch of naked nyphomaniac page 3
girls.
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