Merry_Widow
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posted on 11/2/2003 at 05:25 PM |
I was sitting in one of of my philosphy classes the other day, and then an
idea for a super hero hit me:
Rational Soul Man!
His powers include:
-Nutritive growth and mobilty
-Motility
-and...Sense perception! Not just the five senses, but common sense as
well, in that he has the ability to grasp the things around them as the
wholes they present instead of their respective parts Not only that, but
the powers of imagination, memory, and both passive and active intellect
are his to command!
I'll be the first to admit that this came to me at the end of an extremely
long day, but I was wondering if anybody else had, in a moment of boredom
or exhaustion or both, come up with unlikely superheroes of their own. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 11/2/2003 at 05:58 PM |
At work...
Too bored to even come up with a superhero...
Oui... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Monolycus
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posted on 11/2/2003 at 10:25 PM |
Rational Soul Man sounds a lot like a comic I saw a long time ago featuring
an epic battle between GodMan and Nietzche Lad. Nietzche Lad almost
defeated God Man by categorically proving that He was dead, but GodMan
eventually triumphed by his inability to pay attention for any length of
time.
Years ago, when I used to actually hang out with people until the wee
hours, we used to bat around ideas for stupidheroes with useless
superpowers. Nobody can remember now who originally came up with the idea,
but it was generally agreed upon that the most useless hero would be Human
Spontaneous Combustion Boy. Since he could only spontaneously combust one
time, he would cease to be a superhero shortly after discovering that he
was one.
I was always better at supervillians. One of my favorites was a
mild-mannered cosmetologist by day, but at night he would become the
Exfoliator. After defeating a superhero, he would give them a makeover. I
think his ultimate plan is to bring about the end of the world by causing
everyone to become runway models from Milan, whereupon they would all
develop eating disorders and be too weak to thwart his plans.
~Monolycus. |
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Geist
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posted on 11/2/2003 at 11:05 PM |
hmmm. i always wanted to have the power to make someones organs or body
parts explode just by looking at them. you know, some one pisses you off
and you make his head explode. or that friend that always asks for a
cigarette but never has any of his own. blam. there goes a lung. or that
stupid asshole that gets drunk and you find pissin on your lawn.... well
you get the picture. |
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Monolycus
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posted on 11/2/2003 at 11:49 PM |
I've spent a lot of time trying to cause people's heads to explode by
staring at them. It almost never works.
~M. |
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Geist
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 12:40 AM |
What do you mean almost never ? You must train me in the ways of the force
Master Mono.... I could be your apprentice. |
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Monolycus
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 03:26 AM |
I've been tempted to take on disciples in the past, Geist... but I don't
want to endanger my amateur status in case I decide to compete in the
mystic olympics.
~M. |
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 08:06 AM |
Prince NAMBLA
He is the las of his race, due to the fact that there was no one left to
procreate on his planet. So he came to earth. He fights for Truth,
Justice, and Little Boy Ass.
I actually call one of my friends this, it really pisses him off. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 02:33 PM |
"Dye-Job Repair Man"
He lives with his mom in her basement, and during the day he gathers
supplies, and prepares his superhero weapons assortment. He scouts out the
clubs at night, and drags those with their roots showing kicking and
screaming into the bathroom, and forces them to undergo having their roots
dyed. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/2/2003 at 02:08 PM |
*Covers head and runs from dye-job man* My roots aren't showing, no they
aren't! ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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bettie_x
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posted on 13/2/2003 at 10:16 PM |
No superhero or dynamic duo shall ever compare to the Ambiguously Gay
duo.
Because they're gay in an ambiguous day. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 14/2/2003 at 01:11 PM |
El Coyote Loco...a mild mannered chinese circus...err...short person...who
finds the enchanted incan mask of Los Chupasloopas and by putting it on
becomes the enormous masked wrestler, El Coyote Loco. Villains fear his
deadly Crotchtopus wrestling move, and the good people of central america
are confused by his strange eating habits and inability to speak spanish.
Occasionally assisted by the young Tequila Sunrise, whos generally too
wasted to be of any help. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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dead-cell
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posted on 14/2/2003 at 02:01 PM |
Captin Obvious
Has the power to annoy by over-stating the obvious. Weakness oblivious (at
first) to the obvious. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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Alugarde
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posted on 15/2/2003 at 10:14 PM |
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail42.html
All I have to say is..Atomic Caligraphy Pen! (its in an easter egg at the
end..click on the figurine and keep clicking and you'll get to it) ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 16/2/2003 at 07:53 PM |
I would have to say that an unlikely superhero would be Monotone Man.
Makes the supervillain fall asleep, but also the victim ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Starlight
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posted on 17/2/2003 at 05:14 PM |
<b>"Puts his finger in interesting holes man"</b>
~ready to plug anything that's in dire need of being plugged~ ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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MorteAscendo
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posted on 17/2/2003 at 07:19 PM |
Super Hero: Touchie Feelie Man
Super Power: To touch you over 200 times in one conversation.
I get laughed at all the time because I hit people when i talk. Fuck, its
an Italian thing.
-Mort ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Alugarde
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posted on 18/2/2003 at 12:43 AM |
Censorship man, he defeats his enemies by censoring anything unwholesome
they do. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 20/2/2003 at 09:50 PM |
Now Rational Soul Man has a sidekick and an arch nemisis!
His trusty buddy is Immanent Form Boy! He revels in his shape and dreads
the day he should become horribly dismembered!
Together they fight Ghost In the Machine Dude! He drives around in his
Descartes-mobile, proving people that that do not exist!
You think I'm bullshitting, but you haven't seen the margins on my notes... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Geist
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posted on 30/3/2003 at 10:47 PM |
Doh !
Someone shoot me... ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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