the_black_tomorrow
Coward Posts: 10 Registered: 15/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/1/2004 at 03:45 PM |
Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.
Q: How is a baby like a grape?
A: They both give a little wine when you squish them.
Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/8/2004 at 09:13 AM |
what do you give a baby with no arms and legs for christmas?
aids
[Edited on 5/8/2004 by W0rmW00d] ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 5/8/2004 at 09:14 AM |
oh oh, ok then. its not quite a dead baby joke...yet. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 5/8/2004 at 09:16 AM |
what is loud, red and walks into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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pale-face
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posted on 22/9/2004 at 02:32 PM |
i'v been reading these jokes for months and cant get enough of them. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 23/10/2004 at 09:38 AM |
what is yellow and white and delicious on toast?
a jaudiced baby ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
Member Posts: 71 Registered: 18/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 10:18 PM |
What is 2ft high and 8ft wide?
a baby with a javilen through its head.
____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
Member Posts: 71 Registered: 18/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 10:21 PM |
What is orange, red and white and floats at the top of a swimming pool?
A set of floaties with the baby slashed.
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What is orange an white, and lies at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with its floaties slashed. ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to
worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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ash_psyche
Coward Posts: 10 Registered: 28/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/10/2004 at 05:43 PM |
When are babies like coffee?
When they're ground up and in the freezer |
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Orpheus
Coward Posts: 1 Registered: 14/8/2008 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2008 at 07:53 AM |
This is probably not considered a dead baby joke, but I find it is on the
same line:
Q.What is white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?
A. A pedophiles ass. |
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Bloodinterst
Coward Posts: 2 Registered: 11/3/2009 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2009 at 11:47 AM |
what's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck
full of dead babies?
One you can unload with a pitchfork |
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