Monolycus
Fanatic Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2002 at 03:58 PM |
It seems lately that the great scourge of anonymity has been spreading.
Naturally, as a red-blooded, right-thinking, ranting, registered user, I am
appalled. Honestly now, who do these people think they are... submitting
ideas that have to be weighed on their own merits without having the common
courtesy of providing us with their characters to assassinate and digress
upon? More importantly, who do WE think these people are, and how can we
prove it?
Fortunately, I have come up with a foolproof method of determining the
identities of the anonymous_cowards in our midst without going through the
hassle of checking their ISP numbers. Simple, foolproof, scientifically
valid and fun. All that we have to do is to round up anyone who looks like
they might be the anonymous sort (or those who might consort with the
forces of anonymity... darn their oily hides!) and bind them hand and foot.
Then we should drag them to the most convenient large body of water and
cast them in (while it would not, technically, make the experiment any more
or less scientific, anyone who would like to carry a pitchfork or a torch
during this proceeding would greatly enhance the ambience). If the suspect
floats to the surface without drowning, then they are obviously full of
enough hot air to give voice to the occasional opinion and we may safely
conclude that they have been guilty of the sin of anonymity. If they sink
like a rock, we have determined their innocence and can safely send a
packaged ham to their families with our deepest condolences.
I can provide a roll of Duct Tape O' Science for this experiment. Who else
is in?
~Monolycus. |
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2002 at 04:04 PM |
Count me in on this one. I am all up for a Anonymous_Coward Hunt!!!!! Burn
baby burn!!!!! |
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Monolycus
Fanatic Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2002 at 04:11 PM |
As long as I can use the title "Anonymous_Coward Finder General".
~M. |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2002 at 08:12 PM |
Sounds like an Idea...the Anonymity-bug is driving me nuts....Can I be the
Inquisitor? I could figure out all kinds of neat ways to make 'em confess,
above and beyond drownin' 'em. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2002 at 08:30 PM |
To the inquisitor-mobile!!! ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2002 at 08:56 PM |
i've got some great nylon rope, it feels so silky against the skin ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2002 at 09:21 PM |
Nah, this isn't about comfort, this is about results...we need some barbed
wire, a few lengths of half rotted intestine filled with cottage cheese and
insect larvae...that'll get 'em...
Of course, if the rope is for US...well...sure! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/12/2002 at 12:41 AM |
All I gotta say is if someone who posts has at least half a pair of cajones
would stand behind their words, right or wrong.
I figure an opinion is an opinion....but posting it as anonymous is
guaranteed to make you come off like a dick rather than starting a
discussion.
Let them rot in anonymity, cuz if they can't even say something on the
anonymous net, then they're probably little pathetic introverts incompetent
of interaction in the real world. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/12/2002 at 01:54 PM |
My solution is simple enough, shmeng should become a cannibalistic society
where any anonymous_cowards are skinned and eaten alive. ____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/12/2002 at 02:20 PM |
I'm down with that...
Some Fafa Beans and a nice....whats that stuff called? ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/1/2003 at 12:16 AM |
A nice chianti, its an Italian wine. Light and fruity, it goes well with
fish and other lightly breaded meats. ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/1/2003 at 07:53 AM |
Fava beans and a nice chianti? Naaah! None o' that fancy junk, me an Morte
used to grill 'em with some Papas and Beer...then sit down and watch Lucha
Libre, Japanese style. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/1/2003 at 06:52 PM |
Well see the thing is two of the best meats from a human are the lungs and
the liver so we'd better hope this fucker isn't a drunk or a smoker.
Yoo know if Shmeng traces IP addresses we can fry these Anonymous_Cowards
whenever we want... Maybe not today, maybe not tommorrow, but one day when
the asshole has completely forgotten about it BOOM! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/1/2003 at 09:51 PM |
We should have whip out some KFC extra crispy for them there cowards. ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/1/2003 at 12:21 PM |
Lucha Libre, Japanese-Style? You mean Sumo wrestling, right?
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/1/2003 at 01:24 PM |
I vote for the "Cannibalism" route. I'll eat the Fava Beans and Chianti
though cuz I'm a vegetarian, but I'll be happy to watch the AC's be
devoured by all the meat-eaters of Shmeng. *wicked grin* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/1/2003 at 10:44 PM |
Where’s Hannibal Lector when you need him? ____________________
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/1/2003 at 09:34 AM |
mmmmm meat! hang them by their TOES till they turn weird colors and fall
off and stuff and then yea i dunno too early must go back to sleep.... let
me know when the hunt is on I'ma carry a pitchfork and lose a few teeth and
wear some peasent clothes and stuff? yea and uh can i pop the people full
of hot air so they drown that way they are dead and we can chow down woot!
::dances around the bon fire and starts digging a bbq pit to the beat of a
very different drum before stopping and corking a brown:: huh what I mean? ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/1/2003 at 10:10 PM |
In fitting with the witch hunt attitude, I say we burn them at the stake.
Drive a 2 by 4 through them Vlad the Impaler style, then just set them
aflame. (for best results baste them in the dripping three to four times)
Then we can skin the others alive, remove there intestines, and dunk them
in freezing water till they die; make a huge load of cocktail sauce (extra
spicy to drown out the taste of total loser) have a hard core human
cocktail! Damn, now I want to go out and eat some shrimp. Mmmmmm
shriiiiiiimp.
p.s. I am not a shrimp, I am a King Prawn! ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner |
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/1/2003 at 03:24 PM |
No, I don't normally use this, so this is going to be anonymous.
What if they use an ISP router and preset the IP to zeroes.
There isn't anything to trace really.
I was told to come here to say this, because a non tech friend whom I
suspect that has been doing the said disgrace wanted to know if they can
hide their IP. It is a matter of point and click, but I wouldn't ruin the
fun by actually saying anything on how to do it. I learned, and so can
they.
Final note, check my IP if you want to - like I said, I don't use this
site. |
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