MorteAscendo
Member   Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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 posted on 4/11/2002 at 07:58 PM |
There are all these stupid things on T.V. nowadays. Over here we get
American T.V. 2 weeks later but all ive seen is these lame Talent shows or
excerps. Now, must of the talent they show are people who can "sing".
Now i want to know whats YOUR talent. Being either being able to pick your
nose with your toes or playing the guitar. I guess I will start.
I can play bass guitar and i can swim extreamly fast. But thats me, now
you all share. ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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DarkMistress
Member  Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 09:49 PM |
| I can tap dance. That's all I can think of right now. ____________________
"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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VampCourt
Fanatic   Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 11:48 PM |
| i can make a ass out of myself.. i can sing a little.. ima good artist..
and um.. yeah.. i really dont know after that.. ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 12:04 AM |
That's so rad you can tapdance *grin* How many people do you meet that can
ACTUALLY tap dance...
Uh let's see....
I can paint and draw and sculpt...but as for performance entertaining...
I karaoke like a mofo and I do a MEAN axle rose
Uh, with enough alcohol I can turn into a pirate.
I can touch my nose with my tounge (gene simmons you've met your match)
I can pretend to be interested and people actually BUY it.
I can say "yeah, that looks GREAT on you" with a straight face.
I...oh this is hard...I used to be able to do the hammerdance. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Alugarde
Member  Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 12:20 AM |
I'm retentive.
I've got a bit of experience with archery.
I can emit a high pitched screeching noise.
I can scribble meaningless things that people will think is just really bad
handwriting.
I'm not sure if this counts, but I have a friend who can read minds and he
says that he tries not to read mine because my mind scares him. ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Comedian
Fanatic  Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 01:19 AM |
I was the best shot in my school.
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Make way for the bad guy!
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DevilBunny
Member  Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 03:59 AM |
Whoa, let's see...
1) I can sing a bit, in a Peter Murphy/Carl McCoy style
2) I can drink lots of alcohol (I suppose a lot of us have this talent -
comes in damn handy!)
3) I can write weird thingies
4) I can get girls to think that I'm one too...
5) I can do pretty make-up
That's about it...
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic  Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 07:38 AM |
Well, lets see.
I have a seemingly random thought process that normally confuses the hell
out of most people.
I have an incredibly high tolerance for pain.
I can burn things that don't normally catch on fire. (like bowling
balls...) ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 12:43 PM |
I can stand on my head
I can do stage makeup, including old-age
Um...I can throw a five pound lump of clay on a wheel and center it
I can put up with large amounts of the insanely inane
And, according to those closest to me, I can point out the flaw in anything
( I don't think this one is true) ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 05:41 PM |
Oh yeah bettie...our routine this 'quarter' of dance is James Bond style.
This little 11 year old boy plays James Bond and he gets to come down from
the ceiling onto a platform then the real dance begins..it's cool.
I can draw...kinda. Still finding my 'style' sorta..ok
I can write fictional stories based on my own experiences, twisted and
morbid. Usually the people who die in there are related to someone I
know...and they are usually the most eager to read too. hehe..
I'm pretty good at electronics like...connecting wires to make things
work..and yeah..that sorta stuff (tech ed class)
I'm good at scaring the girls in my grade. That isn't really a talent
though..
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"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 08:54 PM |
Lets see talents I have are:
1. ability to retain useless knowledeg.
2. memory of trivial movie trivia.
3. family nickname is Bladder Boy- able to sit through entire movie, and
drink large soda without squirming.
4. use to be able to spin around, stop and walk in straight line.
5. ability to determine if someone is an only child without much
conversation.
6. etc... ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 01:38 AM |
okay, let's see...
As a kid I used to sketch and paint a lot.
Now I enjoy making dreamcatchers and medicine wheels as my artsy thing.
I used to play classical guitar, but am currently out of practice.
I write short stories (fantasy adventure and erotica) and poetry. Maybe
I'll try to pubish a collection someday.
I was pellet pistol team captain in high school and I can shoot a 9mm
decently at a target.
I really love throwing knives and daggers. It gives me an awesome rush when
I see the reaction from someone, especially a guy, when I stand back fairly
far from a target and manage to hit it straight on. (I get all dreamy like
around swords and daggers...I guess I'm some sort of a freak like that.)
I consider, in this day and age, the fact that I'm not shy or easily
intimidated to be a talent as well-especially when one is a woman.  ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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asja
Coward   Posts: 7 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 04:34 AM |
I've played the violin for 14 years, But I'm not good on that National
Symphony Orchestra level however so does it still count?
I have a decent grasp of Italian.
And i used to tap dance but i really sucked...dark mistress ...did you ever
wear any of those horrible eisteddfod leotards with the feathers on the ass
and those stupid hair pieces god i hated those.
I am equally impressed with Xaoswolfs ability to set a bowling ball on
fire how the fuck did you manage that?
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 07:03 AM |
| Anything will burn. You just have to get the flames hot enough. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 10:12 AM |
| one of my old co-workers was fond of the saying, "Don't force it, just get
a bigger hammer." ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 10:25 AM |
| Oh yeah, I can also ork a pertinent Simpsons quote into any face-to-face
conversation. How's that for inane? ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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KatB
Fanatic  Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 11:19 AM |
| I am an Olympic grade hippie-hater... ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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 posted on 6/11/2002 at 02:03 PM |
My, my what a horrible bunch of show-offs are we...
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 03:02 PM |
| nope never had to wear anything like that. We can pick out our costumes if
they're at reasonable prices. Like last year for one recital we wore
capris (they were stretchy-ish and jeans) with a bandanna-type top..it was
cute. then for our stomp routine (Mickey Mouse's house of rock..rock
on..haha) we wore these big suspenders..I still have mine it's bright red
and white tye-dyed. ____________________
"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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angelofdarkness
Occasional Poster   Posts: 19 Registered: 2/9/2002 Status: Offline
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 posted on 6/11/2002 at 04:00 PM |
Well... I'm not sure if this counts, but yesterday after school, my friends
and I bought a cucumber, and I could get it a little over 5 inches into my
mouth... They seemed impressed(mostly the guys).
I also used to do palm and tarot readings, but I'm a little out of
practice. And I can do weird shit with my toes.
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