KatB
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posted on 14/10/2002 at 07:27 AM |
Okay, folks, this is a really long one, best suited for either cartoon
fanatics, Scandinavians or the very bored...
The thing is, one of the most popular cartoons in Norway is about a
goth/metal-girl called Nemi, I really love her points.
So on a slow day at work, I translated some of the stripes hope you'll
enjoy them...
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=01.07.02
One of my favourites :-) :
#4: “The weaker sex”, my ass!
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=28.06.02
I am a bad, bad girl…
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=03.05.02
Four beers for your shirt? Five? Eight?
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=19.04.02
#4: -Can I sit here?
-Yes!
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=17.04.02
Good concert last night?
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=03.10.02
#1: ##*%# Homo!
#2: God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
#4: God must be gay too, since he created som many assholes…
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=13.09.02
#1: -There is a sequel to Cinderella?
– Yeah, Cinderella II: The divorce.
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=12.09.02
#1: - Nemi stopped by the kindergarden where I work today. She gave all
the kiddies black clothes and played Sisters Of Mercy really loud.
#2: - Well, it’s important to get to them before the organized sport
does!
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=09.09.02
#3: Don’t make those faces! If the wind turns, you’ll stay that way!
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=06.09.02
#1: Aaargh! They’re cloning and genemanipulating animals all the time
now!
#2: Banned from the pub for life? HAH, meet Dog Of Doom!
#3: Hello? Terrible!
-Yeah. Terrible…
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=30.08.02
#1: -Sorry, but YOU can’t come in! Too bad, isn’t it…
-About time! She’s been dreaming about that since 6th grade.
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=13.08.02
#1: Yuk! There’s a big spider in your entrance!
#2: -DON’T KILL IT! -Nemi, you can’t kill anything!
#3: Nothing.
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=12.08.02
#4: -ZOMBIE bugs?
- You have a better explanation? This plant has been dead for months!
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=10.07.02
In English!
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=04.04.02
#1. I can change him!
#4: No. You can not.
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=28.03.02
-You look like shit!
-I thought I looked so creepy I had to finish the make-up without the
mirror…
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=14.03.02
#1: Yellow??!!
#3: - Allright, I’ll take the black!
- The pain… Unbearable… Moan…
- And this one is for Yoo, Squid!
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=11.03.02
#1: -I’ve eaten so much, I think I have to throw up.
- Just be happy you’re not a squid.
#2: -Huh?
- A squid’s brain is shaped like a donut with a hole in the middle…
#3: And the intestines runs straight through this donut. So if the squid
eats too much…
#4: - It can get a brain damage…
- I definetly have to throw up!
____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Psychopixi
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posted on 14/10/2002 at 07:57 AM |
Heehee, I loved looking at these. (Guess I count as serisouy bored) Thanks
for translating them! ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 14/10/2002 at 09:03 AM |
Yeah, you rule for translating those... Thanks. And so what if Squid's
brain is shaped like a donut?
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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KatB
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posted on 14/10/2002 at 10:38 AM |
We aim to please
- Actually, if you want to know why Nemi has such an amazingly huge
following here, just check out the illustrations at this fan-page:
http://www.darkrealm.no/nemi/
Unfortunately, it is all in Norwegian, but if you enter (on the left side)
"Forskjellig" there are links to some scanned posters - the one for
Halloween is aaaawesome -
and at
"Nyheter" there are some great illustrations.
(There's even a CD out, called Nemi - The Soundtrack!)
Somebody mentioned all-time-goth-postergirl? ;-)
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dead-cell
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posted on 14/10/2002 at 01:33 PM |
Nemi is great, and very funny. I love it. Nemi rules. KatB you are one hell
of a translator.
Thanks for bringing our attention to it. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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IamSquid
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posted on 14/10/2002 at 01:35 PM |
...KatB, KatB, Lama Sabachthani? |
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MorteAscendo
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posted on 14/10/2002 at 10:49 PM |
I thought it i could read it because i can sorta read German, boy was i
wrong, i thought some where the same..but oh well...the translations where
good...i wish the comic was in English...heh..oh well... ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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KatB
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posted on 15/10/2002 at 12:56 AM |
...Forsaken? I should hope not! Just take care & don't eat more than your
brain can handle ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Starlight
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posted on 16/10/2002 at 10:38 PM |
I loved them KatB...thanks for posting them with English translations!!!
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Shadowman
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posted on 22/10/2002 at 12:52 AM |
*smiles* They're funny! Luckily I understand some Swedish (Norwegian and
Swedish are almost same languages, but I gues everyone already knew that)
that I can read some more of 'em.
I bet many knows other good net-cartoons and I would appreciate if they
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KatB
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posted on 22/10/2002 at 04:52 AM |
By popular demand, here's "todays" Nemi
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=14.10.02
"SET ME FREEEE" ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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KatB
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posted on 22/10/2002 at 06:08 AM |
Doesn't need translation:
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=30.05.01
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=28.05.01
"Now at least YOU can take the rest of the day off..."
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=pre&lastShown=25.05.01
("Was it the upper arm minus... Nah...")
("The length of the middle finger plus the palm... Nooo, what was it
again...")
"So, are you coming home with me, or not?"
"Hush! I'm thinking!"
(...Lower part of the arm?)
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KatB
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posted on 14/11/2002 at 03:42 PM |
http://spray.nettavisen.no/kultur/tegneserie/nemi/index.jsp
?timedir=post&lastShown=13.11.02
#1
- I need a CD for my daughter.
- Alice Cooper?!
#2
- NO! I'm not buying that kind of SATANIC music for her!
- But he is a XIAN! He has songs against drugs, and...
#3
NO. My daughter likes POP. I want "Let Me Grow Up To Be An Anorectic Slut
And Fuck You In 500 Different Ways Every Day - Yeah!" by Christina
Aguilera!
#4
- So you got fired from the recordshop on your first day?
- Yeah. It turned out I wasn't allowed to hit the customers.
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Ironboots
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posted on 14/11/2002 at 05:32 PM |
You're the greatest, Kat!
Second to Nemi, of course... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 15/11/2002 at 09:33 PM |
That was so so so awesome! Why can't America have a comic strip of that
sort. I am totally into this chick. If she were human I would want to be
her best friend. Thank you oh so much KatB. You have now made me a fan of
Nemi. I am eternally greatful. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 17/11/2002 at 12:00 PM |
www.stickdeath.com
Fun for the whole family. ____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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DevilBunny
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posted on 17/11/2002 at 12:27 PM |
If Nemi was a real person I'd love to get down her pants... |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 17/11/2002 at 03:08 PM |
hehe, I just finished reading them all. Shame you don't see those comics in
the Sunday Times. ____________________
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KatB
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posted on 17/11/2002 at 04:00 PM |
Thanks for kind remarks, I'm glad you appreciate it
Actually, the girl who creates Nemi (looks alot like her too!) has been in
contact with some distributors in America to have them published there, Hot
Topic, for one... They really liked it, too!
May I suggest some pleading, maybe they'll have them "by popular
demand"...? ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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DevilBunny
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posted on 18/11/2002 at 05:42 AM |
Ho, ho, ho... pity I couldn't meet her... |
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