IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 12:01 AM |
Explanation:
(feel free to skip this part)
Okay, this was just a product of sleep deprivation originally intended to
be an article but Callei sent it back to mee suggesting it might be more
appropriate for the forums. I selected the text, copied it, then deleted
the PM and the next thing yoo know my computer crashes! The point is I
don´t know if this will be as good as the original but here we go:
The Top Ten Things People Say Just before they Die:
10 I hid the money in the...
9 Now that yoo mention it, the baby does look a bit like mee.
8 No one will ever find mee in this refrigerator!
7 Oh yeah? And what are yoo going to do about it?
6 Look Mom, I´m a deer!
5 How bad could it possibly be?
4 Ooooooooooo, like I´m really scared!
3 *chuckle* Thanks but I think I know what I´m doing.
2 AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
1 ...shit. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 12:19 AM |
He he! You forgot "Hey y´all, watch this"
I think my last words will be "fuck me? No, FUCK YOU!"
____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 02:05 AM |
As she pressed the small detonator tab hidden in the cuff of her boot... ____________________ Make way for the bad guy! |
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 11:15 AM |
buh...buh...behind you aaaggg. ____________________
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 11:16 AM |
that was me. I logged in I know I did. ____________________
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 11:17 AM |
Gahhhhh! that was me twice!! ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 11:23 AM |
zactly! I hate that! In the REAL world, don´t you hate how you can´t just
SPIT IT OUT what you´re trying to say that is so urgent and important?
Hey issasa itssa ccar..STOP!"
*screeeeeeeeeech* ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 12:30 PM |
my words are going to be either "Oh bugger." or "Well this has been fun
but,.." ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 06:23 PM |
"Naw, my ex and I used to do this all the time; it won´t hurt."
(crash, zzzzit, ´scream´, polughtfuhpt!...... splash.) ____________________ The OBOLISK is Divine. |
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 12:54 AM |
"Oh great, we´re stranded! What are we going to eat now?" ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 02:20 AM |
"It´s only a flesh wound, I´ll be all right..."
"What!? That´s your wife...?"
"You´ll miss! I know you will..."
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 09:35 AM |
"...Wanna see something cool?" ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 09:50 AM |
"Don´t worry, I´m a doctor!" springs to mind awfully easily.
Also "I know! Let´s split up and go different ways." seems to occur in lots
of ´horror´ movies. :razz: ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 10:58 AM |
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"You think you can kill me? You neeed a fucking army to kill me!"
"I fucking kill alla you bastards!"
In times like these, who dare we look to besides Scarface for our last,
poignant words? ____________________ Make way for the bad guy! |
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 11:39 AM |
"We love premarital sex"
"It´s ok, he just wanted his machette back"
Jason X rules.
My last lines will probably be something along the lines of
"Think we can take´em, Bob?" said to dead squirrell on shoulder just before
taking a shiv in the excercise yard ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 11:50 AM |
My favorite has always been "What happens if I do this?"
A couple of others are:
"What´s this button do?"
-where´s this airlock lead?"
-does anyone else hear a strange whistling noise?
-Sure, let´s find out how much water you hae to drink to get drunk!
-Weird, that guy in front of me just exploded.
-Nah, it looks cuuuute!
-So, is mixing valium and vodka bad or fun? I can never remember.
-I can do that! It looks easy.
-I wanted the pink ping pong balls for...
and last but not least:
-Hey Bettie! You su-Aaaargh! ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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angelofdarkness
Occasional Poster Posts: 19 Registered: 2/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 04:44 PM |
Personally, I like
"A TRUCK!"
"Watch this!"
"Really. I do this all the time..."
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see-"
"Gee, you sure look funny when you twitch like that"
Yeah. That's all I remember. |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 05:06 PM |
here are a couple...
-Now how many are leathal?
-I ONLY TOOK 10
-You put those where?
-Don't wiz on the electric *BZZZZZZ* fence...
-So, do you like killing people?
-"Baby hit me one more ti---*BLAMM BLAMM BLAMM* ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 05:20 PM |
"Man down, you take point!"
"this is the picture of my girl back home, Sarge..."
"Would I lie to you about a thing like that?"
"AWPR FASG OJN BIRDGEE!"(For all you CS'ers)
"Nah, he can't get a zerg rush off THAT fast..."
"INCOMING!"
"Japanese Samurai are so cute in those little outfits with the bells on
them...."
"Fuck! I left my gun in the car!"
"You have go to be fucking kidding me..."
"That's one big hamster!"
____________________ Make way for the bad guy! |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 11:55 PM |
Shade, you rock..I need that laugh after today |
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