Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2004 at 01:14 AM |
Given that the latter has been done a coupla' times, I'd have to say Peter
pan with tink in the back...I mean shit, seeing Tink in bondage gear is
enough to get me goin' and I've always wanted to violate an eternal child,
so he could therefor live an eternally fucked up child hood. Woot.
Brandon Lee during the Crow?
or
Brandon Lee after the Crow?
And with what calibur headache medicine?
ooooh.....ZANG! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2004 at 07:50 PM |
Brandon Lee before the crow...would be disrespectful if I did after the
Crow.
Shakira or Britney Spears? One or the other. |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2004 at 08:51 PM |
Complete no brainer. I would love to do Shakira. Have you seen the way she
moves those hips?
Danny Wood while wearing a clown suit and singing "Hanging Tough" at the
top of his lungs or giving Jaime St. James head while having a cherry pie
scented dildo rammed up the back by Erik Turner?
[Edited on 4/27/2004 by Merry_Widow] ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 01:26 AM |
Damnit, yoo get Shakira and I get the friggin new kids on the block?
Alright gimme the first one.
Would yoo rather have Chris Farley's corpse give it to yoo for the next
week or have a crazed hillbilly spray his semen all over some roadkill,
throw it in a blender and give yoo an enema while he wanks all over yoo?
And whatnew kids on the block song would yoo play (remember, the first
choice is a week long)? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 07:54 AM |
hhmmm....this game is so screwed up on so many levels.
f*** it, give me the hillbilly...(some how i'm getting flashes from
"Dilerverance") oh yeah i wasn't into the New kids (i wanted them dead) so
i don't know any songs..
ok, would you rather give it to a rancid dead goat that has been sitting
out in the sun for 6 hours while satan shoves pinapples up ur ass (little
nicky,... ladies u can always use a strapon) or give head to someone who
hasn't bathed in a year, while drinking the "fluid" of Jack Nicholson...
and which batman movie would be playing on a television in the background?
____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/4/2004 at 06:24 AM |
I'll go with the first option, goats can be very caring lovers. Its gotta
be Batman returns, of course.
Ok... getting fisted by Captain Hook and Freddy Kruger at the same time
while strapped to the corpse of a whale which has been floating in a pool
of its own urine for a week, or be bog dunked in a toilet in an Indian
restaurant which has been closed down 12 times for poor hygeine while being
rogered by a leper, whose penis snaps off in the process?
And how much of Axle Rose's pubic sweat will you be forced to drink during
the process? ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/4/2004 at 06:31 PM |
Freddy for sure! With as little of Axl Rose's pubic sweat as possible.
Who would rather take it in the ass from: Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, or
the Big Bopper (as they appear today of course)?
And of the ones yoo didn't chose, who's formaldehyde-enriched semen will
yoo swollow?
Oh and for the ladies, the remaining one is giving it to yoo in utero, adn
gettting yoo pregnant so take that into consideration. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/4/2004 at 09:08 AM |
Man... there's a reason I normally stay out of this forum... But I'm
bored...
I guess I'll sign up for an ass-raping by Buddy Holly and drink the semen
of the Big Bopper, while Richie Valens sings La Bamba...
Okay... in revenge for having to endure that situation:
Ass-raped by Bert or Ernie?
I am -so- going to hell... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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old-fashion
Coward Posts: 8 Registered: 23/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2004 at 11:35 AM |
hmm well i dont know if i'm going to come back to this forum... it scares
me. but i'm here and i thought i'd drop a note.
ernie. just because he looks like he has a small dick.
on the topic of commly seen together cartoons, would you rather be ass
raped by shaggy or scooby doo? |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2004 at 10:50 AM |
old-fashioned... remember the hatred apology and my response... perhaps I
was wrong...
you see... read the FUCKING FORMAT ON THE FORUM BEFORE YOU POST...
[Edited on 6/25/2004 by feralucce] ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2004 at 12:07 PM |
Burt... because the domineering bastard needs to get fucked everyonce in a
while...
Me... or tom arnold ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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old-fashion
Coward Posts: 8 Registered: 23/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/7/2004 at 06:56 PM |
feralucce. a commonly osed phrase: 'you cant please every one'. or in this
instance you. so with that said, i would only like to say, thank you for
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/7/2004 at 07:00 PM |
no offense intended, kiddo... you have not seen hate... I am adressing the
issues that are facing the site... PERHAPS you should follow my suggestion
and READ... in the ten most recent forums you will find that I am one of
many... and you are not helping your case... read before trolling...
OH... and also... don't present me with a guilt trip or any other socially
accepted form of emotional manipulation... I came from the home of the best
and it is the quickest way to lose any arguement or discussion you are in
on this site... NOT TO MENTION... you lose all respect (if any) gained when
you do it... Present your thoughts and feelings in a logical manner if you
wish to succeed here... With me... emotional terrorism is a quick way to
find yourself and your words in the round file... deal... take your baptism
by fire or shut the fuck up and listen... you might learn something
Feralucce
Savage Light
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/7/2004 at 07:14 PM |
OH... and OLD FASHIONED... Post in the forums in the established format...
thank you ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/7/2004 at 07:33 PM |
It's you all the way Feral. Angry sex is fun sex!
Okay, FOD while she reads to you from her diary, which will include the
obligatory bad poetry, or Old Fashioned, who, insrtead of the usual crying
out of names or religious dieties, simply moans, "Thank you for your hate"
over and over again? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/7/2004 at 01:00 PM |
I'll take FOD, since i have heard so much bad poetry in my life that i dont
even process it anymore. PLus, there is always a chance that she will get
distracted and wander away.
a threesome with dan rather and the co-hosts of 60 minutes in a vat of
used motor oil (and yes they will all talk politics the whole time, after
all that is what they do) or a 14 foot tall ken doll with a strap-on angry
inch and a chip on his should that makes him yell "Barbie who!" and "Where
are my testicles you bitch!?!?!" every few seconds?
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/7/2004 at 01:59 PM |
that is a toughy... I'd take dan rather... the motor oil would be fun...
and *chuckles* he's got a damn sexy voice...
http://funmore.freehomepage.com/images/fugly_queen.jpg<
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-or-
http://defaced.net/adam/fugly.jpg
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/7/2004 at 11:03 PM |
I would have to choose the second one Feral, because at least the body is
good and I can feel that with my eyes closed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Skeletor
or
this http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/eat
ing/mans-best-friend/ ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/7/2004 at 01:01 AM |
ARNOLD ALL THE WAY... skeletor can take photos!!! I mean he's the fucking
terminator and we know he can carry my babies!!!
GW BUSH
-OR-
JOHN KERRY ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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