Right, so heres the game. You think of two scenarios and the next person
says who they´d rather screw. But this isn´t the normal version of the
game. This is the version where you try to think of the most disgusting
scenarios possible. Nothing is off limits. NOTHING. And feel free to add
extra conditions such as "with the flag of what country?", "with which dead
president watching?", or "in what ocean with what form of marine life
chewing on you?"
I don´t know how well this will work, since I don´t expect anyone to
actually want to make a choice, but when you do make a choice you get to
make the next person make a choice. I guess I´ll find out soon enough. That
said, its time for me to provide the first scenario. I´ll start a little
light.
Who would you screw?
a) Richard Simmons in a clown suit tieing you up or
b) Three drunken midget of whichever gender you prefer least who havent
bathed in several months and smell of feces.
And with the flag of what country?
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posted on 30/9/2002 at 06:45 PM
Richard Simmons, with the good old Hammer & Sickle.
Who would you rather screw?
A) Rosie O with her on top,
B) The tin-man, the lion and the scarecrow whom all have latex fetishes?
and with what flag?
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ShadezofDys
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 01:06 PM
phew, tough one, see, I´m alergic to hay, so my first instinct would be to
say rosie O ::shudders:: but with the latex fetish thrown in maybe I
wouldn´t get poked by nasty hay bits. . . hmmm. . . I´ll have to say rosie
O with a gay pride flag (that would be appropriately degrading *g*)
alright, given the choice would you:
get gangbanged by the top 3 boy bands or
have some sweet lovin with our own GW
and I guess what flag ::shrugs::
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Mara
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 01:18 PM
GW....... he looks like the kind of man who has a foot un the ass fetish
.......
The Bat orgy above Devin´s bed
or
Martha Stewart with gentail warts and a anal fisting fetish :-?
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 01:46 PM
bat orgy....at least when the encounter is over i can poke out my mind´s
eye...with martha stewart i´d have a constant reminder of what happened
Who would you screw?
a)A giant robotic gorilla thats starting to rust
b)A thorn bush that someone puked in.
And what sort of fantasy wear would the robot be wearing/be placed on top
of the bush?
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 07:52 PM
I would choose the Robot Gorilla, and it would have to be wearing the
outfit the "Lord of the Dance" would wear...ohhhh yeaaaa
Who would you screw:
Loreana Bobbitt with a knife, or
Oprah in 1986 wearing pasties and electrical tape?
now with what kind of tool that you can find in a garage?
:-D :-D
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ShadezofDys
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 08:32 AM
alright, Loreana Bobbitt with the knife and I´d grab a . . . ::thinks:: . .
. well, my brother has this bad ass hatchet/crowbar/hammer/nail puller all
in one, I´d grab that, then we could have some crazy red sonja/connan sex
where we´d battle until we were both worn out, do the deed then I´d bolt
like a rabbit outta there
a) brittney spears in 30 years when she has flabby flesh and pert plastic
so she looks like a half melted wax statue and we´ll have her in that
school girl outfit thang . . . or
b) the fat boys (the old old old rap group) in a kiddie pool (obviously an
oversized kiddie pool) of mud
and what kind of produce would you involve in such a senario
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WiSHfromSAZ
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 09:16 AM
Britney Spears.. definitely. And there would have to be plenty of
artichokes involved. Just so I could hear that bitch scream "hit me baby
one more time" <wink>
Ok:
1. Gary Coleman and Kid Rock´s sidekick Joe C after swimming in the sewer
under a frat house (nobody said these had to be living!)
or
2. Roseanne Barr while she eats a bag of pork rinds and slathers chicken
fat all over her body
And what kind of music would set the tone? :roll:
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 09:38 AM
gotta go with roseanne, more cushin for the pushin as they say and damn, maybe I´d
learn that chicken fat is better than astroglide ;D
as for the music. . . damn, that´s a tough one, maybe too dark park, no
reason other than I like it though *g*
a) the toxic avenger with oozing sores
or
b) Ron Jermey done up elvis style like in the boondock saints talkin dirty
like he does in his death scene
and what kind of sex toys would you involve
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 01:00 PM
I´m going with old Ron here so that I could sell the video to the tabloids
afterwards saying that I made it with bigfoot. And I would incorporate the
famous rabbit-pearl vibrator... for those who can´t decide between watching
cartoons, playing marbles or having a wank. Would you rather:
a.) get busy with Dr. Ruth Westheimer in crotchless panties (on both of
you), or
b.) have proctological foreplay with the orca who starred in the Free Willy
movies in a wastewater treatment facility?
...and at which fast food (sic) establishment would you go to afterwards?
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 04:41 PM
I´m going with the Orca, having a sexual escapade with a Killer Whale in
vat of sludge...thats romance...and after the night of inter-mammal
intercourse, i would take that silly Orca to Jack in the Box and get the
SourDough Jack Burger...oh god..im drooling....
Who would screw:
65 year old paper then Dominatrix with a leather clad jump suit and
whips covered in Bull Semen
OR
Heather Locklear in 35 years (remember, she is already over 40)
;-)
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 06:08 PM
I´ll have to go with the fine miss Locklear. I´m sure that she´ll still be
hot in 35 years, and if not, I´ll just tape an old magazine cover over her
face and wear nose plugs to keep the old woman smell away.
Step in to the way back machine and go back about fifteen years
A) The male cast of full house all in leather G-strings
B) The female cast of Full House (yes, both twins) in a large vat of
creamed corn
and Comet the dog, fanciful foreplay, or to lick you clean afterwards??
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 06:20 PM
I´d have to go with the male cast. Best to avoid pedophilia. And comet
would lick me clean.
Who would you screw?
a)A mop bucket full of the most stagnant water you´ve ever seen. The water
looks like it has been sitting their for several years, theres a layer of
SOMETHING floating on top of the water, theres a pile of year old banana
peals at the bottom of the water, and the mop is covered in some sort of
slime that burns when you touch it with maggots crawling through the
slime.
b)A giant centipede that just ate a bucket of grease and insists on shoving
its tongue down your throat
And with what member of the Clinton family watching?
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posted on 3/10/2002 at 02:43 AM
I´m gonna have to go with the bucket (feel them maggots squirm!) Besides,
I hate pedes. Oh, and I´d have to go with Hillary watching, after being
married to Bill, I doubt she finds anything shocking and (unlike her
husband) probably wouldn´t be tempted to join in. (just make sure it´s not
in NY, otherwise she´d probably have mee killed)
I know I´ve used this one many times before on the website but it´s so
simple it´s just too good:
Who would yoo rather fuck, yor mom or yor dad?
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posted on 3/10/2002 at 03:52 PM
Fuck i didnt wanna get this one..
I guess i would choose my dad, he is my best friend and at least we could
laugh about it later. (shivers)
Who would you screw:
Col. Sanders covered in mud or
Chris Farley dressed as the "Lunch Lady" wearing the Chipindales
uniform.
and what Beatle would you have there greaseing you up?
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posted on 3/10/2002 at 07:48 PM
Oaugh god creeping shit, man.
Let´s go with the colonel covered in mud, and with Ringo in his "Shining
Time Station" outfit greasing me up.
Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?
And which of those female chipmunk girls is on the other side rubbing
gopher shit all over your body?
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posted on 3/10/2002 at 10:55 PM
Okay, the trick to playing this game is to figure out who´s name yoo´d
rather (or rather not) call out. For example to answer my own question
(because that´s the one I´m accustomed to explaining) I would choose my
dad.
The reason is because I´d have alot of trouble saying "Oh, Mom! Oh yeah,
Mom!" Whereas on the other hand I´d enjoy calling out "Come on, daddy!
Squeel for mee! Squeel like a pig, daddy! Yoo may be my daddy but who´s
yor daddy?" and so on.
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posted on 10/10/2002 at 09:27 AM
Yeah whatever. I'd definately do Alvin, hes probably freaky in bed. and
whichever ones is the nirdy chick, with the glasses, shes definately
freaky. its always the shy ones, i swear to god. so yeah. here goes my
little scenario.
Getting done in all orifices buy 5 Fat bikers, clad with massive,(im
talkind cucumber sized) packages, who are covered in there own feces. or
Going down on a your grandmother, who has genital warts, and likes to pee
on people while she gets oral. (if you understand that you cant get the
wart. there just there for effect, not a lifetime horror type thing.)
have fun.....
Alugarde
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posted on 11/10/2002 at 08:07 AM
Bikers....*looks up at the explanations most people are giving with their
answers, cant seem to put one into words, just...yea...*
Who would you screw?
A) A serated metal spike that vibrates
B) One of them things from Japanese tentacle porn
And what substance not intended for use as lubrication would you use for
lubrication?
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Ironboots
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posted on 11/10/2002 at 09:19 AM
The tentacle thing, definitely... While it is emotionally disturbing, and
may be made into a hentai movie, its a lot better than sharp things ripping
everything to shreds...
And I'd probably watch that hentai movie when it was made, too...
*shrugs*
Hmmm...
Which would you rather screw...
Your best friend,
or your worst enemy?
(This can be a happy dillema or a bad dillema depending on how you view
them...)