AloneSoul
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posted on 22/9/2002 at 12:12 AM |
We all have come upon the inbox demon known as "spam" one time or
another...
[email protected] Today 4:18 AM Is Your Business Making Money!
11:18:40 PM 9/21/2002
DeliveryDispatch5@ NationalRewardCenter.com Notification of Intent to
Deliver Oversized Cargo 16
[email protected] FREE PASS CELEBRITY PORN BRITNEY SPEARS & MORE!
Married but Lonely Fri 7:30 PM
*****SPAM***** Married and single women and men alike are waiting to meet
someone 3896tPPi2-86-11 4k
Fri 12:33 AM
*****SPAM***** How to get Mr or Ms right ! 4k
Sun 11:22 PM
*****SPAM***** Free Pepper Spray 4k
I have four different e-mail addresses and each one, each day I get spam
mail. Free porn passes? Find Mr. or Mrs right? Free pepper spray?
It seems the more e-mails I unsubscribe to, the greater amounts I receive.
How do you make them STOP!
*continues smashing head into the table* ____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/9/2002 at 12:56 AM |
Thats simple. Stop smashing your head into the table and start smashing
THEIR heads into the table.
Or you could write your own spam email advertising ACTUAL spam (ie the food
product) and send it back to everyone who sends you spam mail. :razz: ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 22/9/2002 at 01:04 AM |
Oh, I do spam their addresses sometimes but they usually use a mail bot and
it bounces back...three e-mails with the title "FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING
FUCKERS!!!!!" are sent right back to me.
Sometimes though, I get a real person on the other end saying "theyīre
sorry."
I then tell them to "Vomit into a cup and drink it" or some other
ridiculous saying.
They donīt reply from THAT address ever again. ____________________
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 22/9/2002 at 01:27 AM |
Explosive devices. Lots of them, strategically placed. That should get them
off your back. Either that, or set it so nobody who isnīt on your address
list can send you stuff. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 22/9/2002 at 02:37 AM |
*saves the explosives for telemarketers*
They are worse. Iīm eating dinner and the phone rings.
"Hello, youīve won a vaction to *insert point here*.
Please verify your winnings with your bank account number."
"Ok sure, but I canīt talk right now, why donīt you give me your number and
Iīll get back to you."
"Iīm sorry sir but we canīt give out our home numbers."
"So you donīt want someone calling your house when youīre eating
dinner?"
"No sir."
"Then you know how I feel."
*click*
heh, I saw that a show once and I use it on those bastards when they call
me at the worst times.
I swear these idiots asked for my SS number or my bankaccount number more
than once.
How stupid do they think I am?
...donīt answer that question.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/9/2002 at 02:29 PM |
Collect all the spam adresses and when a new spam comes along sign it up to
all the other spam. The great part is if they each have something set up
to reflect it threefold then they will quickly max-out their Email. Also
the list will keep growing. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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dead_cry
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posted on 22/9/2002 at 06:07 PM |
Ban Them i did it to one and then all got baned wepeee :-D ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/9/2002 at 06:12 PM |
I donīt think Iīll ever get tired of all the offers to make my penis bigger
or free tricks to give my woman better orgasms.
Doīnt they fucking READ profiles? I donīt have a dick or a girlfriend!
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/9/2002 at 07:33 PM |
Jahova Witnesses are the worst. ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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KatB
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posted on 23/9/2002 at 04:33 AM |
http://www.mailwasher.net/
This is supposed to work wonders and itīs free. Theyīre working on a
system for web-based e-mail too, canīt wait! :x ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/9/2002 at 08:39 AM |
I have a juno account, and that doesnīt get any spam, as long as I donīt
give out the address much. My yahoo one (my dummy email) gets a lot of
spam, but they have a spam filter, so it all works out, pretty much.
As for telemarketers, I donīt mind them. Theyīre fun.
"Hello, Iīm calling to tell you about Mikeīs Roofing. Have you recently
thought about having your roof redone?"
"No, I donīt have a roof. I sleep in the gutter."
"Oh... well, thank you."
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/9/2002 at 10:43 AM |
Yeah, nothing worse than being woken up, crawling to your door and
hearing...
"Accept Jesus. JESUS!"
Theyīre like door to door salesmen, instead of cookies or something, they
sell religion.
mmmm, cookies. ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/9/2002 at 09:15 PM |
I inadvertantly frightened the shit out of one poor woman once...I did a
night of serious debauchery and woke up to the phone ringing at some
godawful hour like 9am or something with a bitch of a hangover and that
"Iīve been drinking and smoking and screaming all night ovr music and been
up way past my bedtime" throat...so I answere dthe phone, and tried to say
hello but nothing came out, so cleared my throat as hard as I could (while
the woman is like "excuse me? Is anyone there?") and growled "Hhhhaalo?"
in this demon dry throat evil voice I didnīt knwo I could make. The poor
woman didnīt know what ot make of it..."Um, hello? Ms. ****?" wrenched
more words from my throat "SSPEEking" "Is this a bad time? *gulp*"
"Yyyyeah"
She got off the phone quicker than shit on a shingle I tell you and i
havenīt heard from that comany since.
Combine cathleen turner, selma from the simpsons, and satan with laryngitus
and thatīs about how I sounded. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/9/2002 at 12:22 AM |
Oh, I know that voice.
If have have the flew and my throat is all stuffed from the goodness, I
sound literally like the devil.
I have a bassy voice, add that with a stuffed throat and itīs frightening
to many. Think of it as a MALE verson of Selma.
hehe, I always wanted to asnwer the door sounding like that, just to see
the look on their faces.
"errrrwwhhatt!" ____________________
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AloneSoul
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posted on 24/9/2002 at 12:25 AM |
Oh! Spam update!
"Found Your Date Today 3:28 AM
*****SPAM***** Your date cant wait 1640foQS8-540-12 4k
Get Out Tonight Mon 4:24 AM
*****SPAM***** Your date is waiting! 7807xckY2-443kyT-15"
Oh, this is my favorite.
"Cant find a good date? Find one for tonight right here!
<p>Tired of wasting your time dating the same old
losers? <font
size="5">What
would you say if you could</font></p>
<p><font size="5">have your pick from a database of
eligible recipients
now, and
be </font></p>
<p><font size="5"> out with them as soon</font> <font
size="5">as
tonight!</font><font size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font size="3">Thatīs right, the adult
dating service network can find you a date as close as
next
door</font></p>
<p><font size="3">and as soon as tonight."
Tired of dating losers? Then try a e-mail match making service! *the
spanish flea song starts playing*
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/9/2002 at 01:40 PM |
For some odd reason all my cheap midget fisting russain clown porn got
edged out by inkjet cartridge ads.
Iīm seriously in some need for cinammon cream pie communist uumpa-luumpa
action. ____________________ Make way for the bad guy! |
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