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Author: Subject: pathetically humorous

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  posted on 15/9/2002 at 01:23 PM
This topic is something of a blend between Squid´s "yoo should know" and a comment bettie made somewhere about the personal website of a guy with a frizzy mullet, horrible makeup, and thick ski gloves with the fingers cut off.

Basically a place to link to any site thats so horrible its funny.

They seem to have moved the site and all the pictures dont work now and there were some funny links that are missing now, but heres what remains of realultimatepower.net

Its too bad they got rid of the casino banner that said "winners get their heads chopped off by ninjas!" :roll:

 

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  posted on 15/9/2002 at 01:35 PM
Something in the back of my furry pink head tells me that that site is one big joke...

...if it is, then thank you, I laughed me ears off...

If, on the other hand, it isn´t, then let the Gods have mercy on it.

 

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  posted on 15/9/2002 at 02:08 PM
I love that website. There is supposed to be a pirate one up somewhere now. I haven´t seen it, but it´s out there somewheres.

 

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  posted on 15/9/2002 at 02:13 PM
Crap. Could have sworn I signed in. As I was saying, pirates.

 

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  posted on 15/9/2002 at 02:39 PM
Some of the movies on the older more complete version of the site had pirates in them...with lasers i think...so it might be by the same person...

 

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  posted on 15/9/2002 at 04:30 PM
What in the fuck is this shit.... :-? :-? :-? :-? :-? :-?

 

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  posted on 16/9/2002 at 08:51 AM

For true enlightenment, you must go to the one.
There I gained insight into the holiness of the yak, the divinity of cheese, and the blasphemy of those who giggle at monkeys.
I am now an initiate of his order. Some day, god willing, I will move up to ´neonate´ which gains the privlege of being able to carve messages for the yaks in cheese.

 

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  posted on 16/9/2002 at 12:26 PM
I´m trying to get ahold of the URL for the Temple of Cthulhu I visited. I have unfortunatly become distracted upon finding a page that states there is at least a Lodge of the EOD in my home town(s) of Soddom and Gommorah which I am trying to follow up on as I will be passing through MN sometime soon. If anyone has any info TELL MEE!

 

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  posted on 16/9/2002 at 07:02 PM
what is this??? war against the "vile" monkeys??? :x *squints at Ironboots as the chittering of squirrels is heard all around them*

 

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  posted on 17/9/2002 at 08:07 AM
"And Then the disgraced and exiled Yam wreaked his havoc on the back-stabbing Great Monkey for the Yam is the greatest being and the Universe and He has no pity for Unforgiving, Wretched Monkeys. Many Monkey Houses were leveled, fire ran rampant through the Monkeys secret factory in the clouds. The Monkey´s Asian children were freed from their pathetic sweat shops. The Monkeys were defeated by the Mighty Yam, and the Yaks no longer were forced to work along side these seldom-bathed Monkeys. The Great Monkey was struck down with one mighty blow. The Great and Powerful and All-Seeing Yam does not usually concern Himself with lesser gods, for they art not worthy of His Presence. Nor doth the Yam wish to be involved with such ignorant heretics. And after the Yam´s wrath was concluded, the Universe was free of the Monkeys and the World domination was left solely to the Yaks, for they are the Yam´s Yaks and He loves His Yaks very much. But still the Yam faced Exile for His Yaks."

-Book Of Yam 1:9

Thus speaketh the Great Yam.

So you see, do not trust the infidel monkeys, for they are believers in the untrue religion! All humans will fall in 2015! Brownies for all!

Corkyvillecorkyvillecorkyvillecorkyvillecorkyvillecorkyville!

 

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  posted on 17/9/2002 at 08:08 AM
I wonder if whoever wrote that page and Sticupus are twins...

But which one is the evil twin?

 

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  posted on 18/9/2002 at 10:09 PM
"At first he said, ´There shall be ground for the Yaks to creepeth upon.´ And the Yam fashioned the ground. The Yak followed soon after, and this is his most Holy of Holies. Thou shalt blesseth thine Yaks, and thou shalt treat them with undying respect, for Yaks are the Yam´s, the Supreme´s, first creation.

Book of Yam 1:2

Theres a contradiction in your religion Ironboots. It says the Yaks were the Yam´s first creation, but I think this clearly shows that the GROUND was the Yam´s first creation. Perhaps you should rethink some things. And if you were wrong about the Yaks, what makes you think you aren´t wrong about the monkies either? *raises eyebrow* :razz:

 

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  posted on 19/9/2002 at 08:37 AM

*narrows eyebrows* Only a monkey would have logic like that... *slowly gets out a cookie-jar monkey trap* ;-)

 

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  posted on 19/9/2002 at 11:15 AM
I wish I could view it but I don´t have access to the internet.

 

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  posted on 21/9/2002 at 08:28 PM
*Just then a squirrel pokes its head out of the cookie char, chitters at Ironboots, leaps onto his face, climbs up onto his head, drops a few nuts in the trap to set it off, and runs away*

 

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  posted on 23/9/2002 at 09:01 AM
Grrr... Stupid squirrel! *takes baseball bat to squirrel, chasing it through the forest*

I´ll deal with you monkies later!

 

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  posted on 23/9/2002 at 04:36 PM
*squirrel loses Ironboots in the forest and climbs up a tree...as Ironboots is wandering around the forest suddenly becomes absolutely silent, then a fierce chittering rises from all around as legions of squirrels bombard Ironboots with nuts* :lol:

 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 07:26 PM
This one isn´t so much pathetically humorous as it is intentionally humorous, but I had to post it anyway. Homestar Runner

 

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  posted on 27/9/2002 at 08:49 AM
Freakin´ squirrels!
*runs out of forest, grabs some napalm (always handy)*
Take this, you damn snausages-in-waiting... *tosses napalm*
*forest burns to ground, little black naked dog-looking things croak their last*


Okay, back to you, Alugarde.

 

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  posted on 1/10/2002 at 02:44 AM
Another intentionally humorous that shouldn´t be missed: http://www.theonion.com
I suspect a majority of the people here are regular readers already :-)

 

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