Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 08:02 AM |
Alright... It has come upon me, the self-proclaimed king of the forums, to
make a decision...
I came unto this position when I noticed (ten months ago or so) that I had
the most mosts of anybody in the forums... As the strongest rule, I named
myself the forum king. I have been sitting on my cardboard throne all this
time, except for when the throne broke, or got wet (cardboard doesn´t deal
well...)
But a new rival to the throne has appeared. A great and mighty mailman that
delivers his satire and cynicism in a flurry of posts, and makes even the
most mentally stable of pet rocks quiver in his prescence. I am talking
about Dolorosa.
Since I put myself up here because of my majority in posts, I feel that
Dolorosa should be given the throne for his accomplishments.
Thus, I hand over my throne to Dolorosa. And the keys to the giant fuzzy
caterpillar mech. And the leash for the T-Rex with the rocket launcher on
its back. And a bit of superglue, left over from when I repaired the throne
last...
Its been good. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 08:16 AM |
Ah!? Well...flattery will get you everywhere, but I´m not the forum king!!
Besides...I dunno´ how to drive or anything...I just happen to be nuts,
with ALOT of spare time.
Don´t step down Forum King! Besides...as stated in an earlier forum,
rulership doesn´t sit so well...I just wanna yell and break stuff. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 08:18 AM |
Yay! *yanks back everything*
I´ll just be a disgraced king! *pets the caterpillar* hee hee... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 08:42 AM |
King or not, nobody wants to see you "pet the catapillar" ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 10:38 AM |
"Pet the catapillar"?
What, as in "bash the bishop"? :razz: ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 11:42 AM |
You know what I mean! And it doesn´t have anything to do with stroking the
straw, petting the priest, yanking the yonker, or chastising the
chalice!
Perverts... *pets his catipillar like Dr. No" ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 02:32 PM |
pet the catapiller. i like that one. *snicker* :-P ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 02:37 PM |
*Humps the caterpillar...* yeah...yeah I´m pupating aaah aaaaaah >_<
somebody smack me! :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 02:50 PM |
*Shamcks Dolo in his bare ass* ops: ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 04:20 PM |
Stop humping my caterpillar! *presses a button on his throne to drop
Dolorosa into a pit of lava* Damn... this is only the demo version...
Dr. No Ironboots... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/6/2002 at 07:28 AM |
Ah...the perils of mothterbation...*sighs and boils slowly* ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/6/2002 at 05:02 PM |
You have to learn that sometimes it would be best to keep your mouth
shut...
*pulls the lever on the throne that activates the bees (with the little
baskets that hold tiny dogs which will slobber all over you. In miniscule
amounts, of course... but with enough bees...)*
Hee hee... *watches the cloud of bees with tiny baskets stream toward Dolo*
*pets his caterpillar* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/6/2002 at 05:19 PM |
*throws Dolo the remote to the Robotic Richard Simmons*
Quick, you must fight them off quickly ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 12:43 PM |
Really now... you know it´d be mutual annihilation if you did that... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 04:25 PM |
*Blink blink* The time of the apocalypse has come... :-x ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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