Jesus doen't love you, but he thinks you have a great
personality.
No, your vote doesn't count for anything. Give Up.
A Uhaul is great for transporting corpses.
My dentist is jealous.
When I'm bored I Start fights with nuns.
You can't polish a turd.
Save the trees- why ??
If you watched "John Tucker Must Die"- kill yourself.
Suicide- the true cure for Paris Hilton.
Ever fart and sneeze at the same time and there's that
terrifiying instant where you think you might collapse
inside your own asshole like a human black hole or
something ??
Aquafina pays me to piss in their bottles.
All frozen peas are the same size.
Ever beat a man to death for no reason ? Great, isn't
it ?
You can make a cat blink by hitting it between the
eyes with a rubber mallet.
So many pop stars- not enough ammo.
Pets. Just in case you run out of food.
So far this is the oldest I've ever been.
Cellphones make your babies come out retarded.
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
blood_rose
Occasional Poster
Posts: 13 Registered: 3/2/2004 Status: Offline
posted on 20/11/2006 at 05:00 PM
this is why we love feral!
i havent laughed that hard in a while
thank you!
____________________ angels angels, clip there wings and watch them fall with thier feathers.
laugh and turn, the moon wants clemency for their souls.
pale-face
Fanatic
Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
posted on 21/11/2006 at 04:01 PM
quote:
Cellphones make your babies come out retarded.
thats why i haver a cell phone. i dont actually call people. i just keep it
in my pocket all day.