Rogue
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 posted on 20/2/2004 at 02:02 PM |
I think whether or not she gives the good or bad kind of spankings depends
on whether you've been the good or bad kind of naughty.
Heh, do you think Anthony Hopkins was in 4-H?
Scene I
(interior of the garage from the television show "Titus", numerous murky
jars are on a shelf)
<Christopher Titus> So have we got everything we need for 4-H?
<Anthony Hopkins> Yeees.
<CT> Head?
<AH> (points to jar) Cheeeck.
<CT> Heart?
<AH> (points to jar) Of course.
<CT> Hands?
<AH> (points to shelf) More than our share.
<CT> Help?
<AH> Before I help you, you must help me, quid pro quo.
<CT> What?
<AH> Nevermind, now let's get looped on Chianti and paint our faces
blue and party like Multiple Meigs.
<CT> Jeez, 4-H sure is bloody, but it's fun!!
(laugh track, fade to black)
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Zero
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 02:19 PM |
He wasn't in 4-h. too busy with cooking classes. how else could you explain
his culinary talents. other wise his fried brains would not taste very
good.
*picks brains from his teeth* - tender just how i like it
for torture strap them down to a table and stick sharp objects in their
anus then pour lemonade and salt on the wounds. it may not fit the crime
but then you could say you stuck it to those art goons. literally.
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callei
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 02:24 PM |
| now see, that one is almost too much like performance art to be good. you
cant fight art with art. it just makes more art ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Zero
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 06:29 PM |
Well if that's not good enough for them you could hang them by there toes
over thousands of rabid carnivorous squirrels, while hurling very sharp
objects to sever their toes from the from the rope. Then watch as the
squirrels tear away his flesh.
is that better?
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/2/2004 at 08:45 PM |
| wellllll..... I think all art critics should be fed to anthony hopkins...
ACTUALLY... that's SIR anthony hopkins... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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IamSquid
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posted on 24/2/2004 at 03:21 PM |
I think we can all agree on that moron who pretends he's a giant squid.
Fuck, I mean come on, what kind of childish bullshit is this
pseudo-intellectual limiting his wish-it-was-doughnut-shaped brain to?
Jesus fucking Christ, I mean that stuff got old like TWO YEARS ago, why
does he keep it up.
And what the fuck is up with those YOOs and MEEs. What a dumb shit! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Rogue
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posted on 24/2/2004 at 05:13 PM |
Yep, that would be the one. What kind of guy goes to Norway just to get
scarred, when I was scarred by my fucking mom just fine right here? Maybe
he's like Snoop Dogg, sorta a blast from the past but sorta nouveau cool
anyway?
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/2/2004 at 02:49 AM |
Another class of people we can do without... those that insist on getting
the last word in... especially when they want to prove themselves superior
to another... They fail at their goal and prove themselves a fool...
they should have their lips stapled to an angry and struggling
wolverine...
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The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Zero
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posted on 25/2/2004 at 08:24 AM |
that has to be the worse punishment ever.
Am I the only one tired of that stupid Britney spears song(toxic). just
about every music station plays it every other minute. It's stuck in my
head and it wont stop repeating itself and you cant just listen to another
station without hearing it there. I beleive that britney's songs will one
day be used as a form of torture for terrorists until they hand over what
ever weapons and hostages they have. The only revenge against Britney would
be to tie her up to a chair and play all of her own songs over and over
until her ears blead. In fact this torture should be used against every
idiot on the planet.
I'm gonna go, get a coton swab and shove it in my ear until I reach that
part of my brain that stores that stupid song.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/2/2004 at 01:22 PM |
| Zero: I have worse punishments... that one seems to be fitting though... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 01:06 PM |
| are wolverines are funny and cute as weasels? and can you staple as many to
someone? i have always been in favor of the jeelyfish bathtub or the weasel
hair peice as punishements ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Rogue
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 01:11 PM |
Make that an electric catfish bathtub and I'll ask you nicely for it.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 01:20 PM |
wolverines are funnier than weasels, but it takes fewer of them, and they
are easier to catch, honestly...
BUTTT... a weasel enema is efective as well...
>>>edited for the reason that I cannot type<<<
[Edited on 2/26/2004 by feralucce] ____________________
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Zero
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 01:41 PM |
oh man, a weasel enema, why didn't I think of that. I'm gonna use that as
a threat every time some asshole pisses me off.
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feralucce
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 02:12 PM |
a badger administered high colonic works as well..
A prostate exam given by a grizzly ____________________
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 03:39 PM |
People we can do without are idiot neighbors who move from a house to an
apartment and expect everyone around them to never make any noise at any
time of the day or night.
What should be done to them: They should be forced to allow a loud and
smelly fat man with tampoons in his hair to live with them. Or I could just
do what I always do and play Portishead at 4 in the afternoon as loud as I
can just because I CAN.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 04:41 PM |
| seee... I find it more fitting to punish those alot... when ever they make
ANY noise... go over and complain... eventually, they get the hint... if
not... then go to their door when they haven't made and noise and say"
would you PLEASE keep it the fuck down... " if they come over and
complain... answer the door in the nude and invite them to the "religious
session" ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 05:32 PM |
quote:
seee... I find it more
fitting to punish those alot... when ever they make ANY noise... go over
and complain... eventually, they get the hint... if not... then go to their
door when they haven't made and noise and say" would you PLEASE keep it the
fuck down... " if they come over and complain... answer the door in the
nude and invite them to the "religious session"
I finally got sick of them doing it. Then the day came when they came over
at 3pm and asked me to keep it down (at this point my washing machine had
just broken and I was swimming in the bathroom trying to get it soaked up
and there was nothing loud going on). When she came to the door and asked
me to keep it down, I told her NO! and slammed the door in her face. Then
we turned up the radio real loud while we waited on the maintenance guy to
come fix the problem.
She never complained again.
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feralucce
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 06:01 PM |
| priceless ____________________
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Zero
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posted on 26/2/2004 at 06:49 PM |
*clapping* bravo Rayce
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