feralucce
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/7/2004 at 04:33 AM |
I am sorry.. but troll does not make a good finger food...
MAAYBE I could find a use as a second course in a nice bernaise or possibly
a stew or a sweet meat... but, honestly... not as an appetizer...
(Belive it or not The Feral speaks with some authority on the subject of
food, being a gourmet published and award winning chef ((only in small
circles))... His recipes are available upon request) ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/7/2004 at 04:37 AM |
Q -how many emo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- two but it's a tight fit!
A- none they won't fit!
A- Two, one to change the bulb and second to write a poem about it and
perform it at open mic night.
A- only one, but el nino blew the fucker away
A- one, but then I ate him
A- Get your damn hands off my typewriter (erisian version)
Sorry
Feral <-- in a snit ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/7/2004 at 08:41 AM |
| Well at least it's all out now and since all the fucking punchlines are
known, you can REALLY yell at the next person who punches another fucking
"screw in a lightbulb" joke. Thank you. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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hisbleedingangel
Coward   Posts: 1 Registered: 1/11/2006 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2006 at 09:27 AM |
I heard one, if a blonde and an emo jump off the empire state building, who
would die first?
The Blonde, she would drowned in the emo kids'  tears ____________________
sticks and stones make break my bones, but whips and chains excite me....
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2006 at 09:35 AM |
that was mildly amuzing... but I am always amazed by where people choose to
post their first ...
I mean... to have dug this up...they had to have at least read some of teh
site ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2006 at 09:58 AM |
UMMMM...
EVERYONE READ THIS THREAD... froms tart to finish... DO IT AND DO IT NOW...
REMEMBER THESE DAYS? Bring them back ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2006 at 10:25 AM |
I just realized something...
I don't like dead baby jokes... does that make ME emo? ____________________
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Devin
Administrator   Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 13/11/2006 at 11:16 AM |
Don't worry Feral. There's not enough Eyeliner to make you Emo.
Callei and I were sitting on the porch last night and saying "remember when
we had a sense of humor?" Damm, those were the days right? This site has
definitely suffered a serious decline in the brain cell count of new
members. I remember the days when nobody was even interested in the site
unless they "got it". Then somehow it became cool or something and people
figured that some much needed coolness might rub off on them if they got
some attention.
I think there might have been some misunderstanding a while back when some
of us started protecting some of the new ones. There were a few specific
young ones with potential that did need some coddling at first (although
we're way past that now). I think this was mistaken to mean that all new
members needed coddling. If that's the message that got conveyed, I'm very
sorry. By all means, feast on their bones.
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So Sayeth Me
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2006 at 01:12 PM |
I'll tell you what happpened...
the search engines started using "aproximative / fuzzy logic routines" for
their search criterea...
Instead of reading the keyword tags... the damn things now read, spidering
to 15 layers and read titles... these little fuckwits do a search for goth
and we come up... then...
because ninety eight percent of people that would do a search for anything
gothic are dumber than a bag of unassembled hammers - and about as fucking
useful, i might add - they post without reading... I was looking at the
random image link... over and over and over... it's what I do when I cannot
sleep...
I stumbled across http://www.shmeng.com/index.php?module=My_eGallery&do=sho
wpic&pid=314&orderby=titleA and it just sickened me... so many
fucktards in one spot... in my home...it's worse than mildew in my bathroom
or dusbunnies in my soup....
and what's with the bullshit of always having 5-10 guests that NEVER
FUCKIGN REGISTER????? wtf?
/rant ____________________
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Domkitten
Fanatic  Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/11/2006 at 05:31 AM |
Alright, i almost peed my pants when i read devin's first comment about the
eyeliner...can you imagine!!!!
I say let's help shmeng. more photos feral. more photos.
and feral stomps. yay! And, uh, intelligent comments, though at the moment
my brain is a wee bit on the fried and overworked side, but as soon as I
can get it to function.
Bring back Bettie-X. Bring it on. Bring it. You know you want too.... ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/11/2006 at 08:04 AM |
| hey...I was once goth... ish... callei has seen it... she's seen my
makeup... though it was more like riffraff from RHPS than it was
eyeliner... ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/11/2006 at 08:50 AM |
oh...he's an emo joke
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself ____________________
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Domkitten
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posted on 14/11/2006 at 03:36 PM |
thank you feral, now i can say i've peed my pants laughing. much
obliged....
cut itself...heee ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/11/2006 at 03:56 PM |
| DK...I am glad I could help ya out ____________________
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/11/2006 at 11:28 PM |
You know why I adore you, Feral? Because you know my absolute favorite emo
joke of all time.
Well, that's one of the many reasons, anyway. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/11/2006 at 11:59 PM |
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic  Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/11/2006 at 01:57 PM |
I read this from start to finish and I guess I missed this post like 2
years ago...I thought this was the one where we had the If you give an emo
kid a cookie post but it wasn't. At any rate. I totally need that laugh
today as I am surrounded my morons. I remember the good old bashing days.
Great entertainment to sit back and watch. Apparantly I was a newbie in 69
lol shit when was it that the server crashed all them years ago. I mean
shit I had to be like 11 or 12 when I started posting here and I still
managed to come off more brilliant than the shit that gets slung around
here sometimes.
You know those kids that cut themselves, emo, or just suisidal attention
whore I have but one thing to say to you....Its down the road not across
the street kids...*Makes slashing motions* Okay I lied I have more than one
thing to say...Go play in traffic give up...your stupidity is giving me a
headache.
I dunno if I have ever told anyone here how much I love them. And Amen to
everything that Schiz said in like 04 I remember too when I would sit and
refresh my screen to see if there were any new posts. Shmeng is like that
old friend that just stays there waiting. Though you may leave it for a
while you always come back after a while and its like you never left. Over
the years I have been on and offline more times than I can count...cause
the internet isnt as cheap as one would think. But no matter how long I
have been gone I always check here. We forge bonds...and you don't forge
those types of things by comming on here with you uber gothiness and psuedo
intullectualism. This site isn't about anything that you thought that it is
about. If you wanna whine a bitch, prepare to choke on words baby. Some of
ya'll are just itchn for a bitchn.
As much as I want to rant on and on I must go back to the ignoramouses that
I have to coexsist with for 12 hours a day! ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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pale-face
Fanatic  Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/11/2006 at 03:22 PM |
i was a few months late on signing up, but i deffinately remember this
thread.
and in it's memory a joke.
a granpa and grandson go on a fishing trip.
a few hours into the trip the grampa takes out a beer and starts
drinking.
the grandson asks "can i have a beer?"
the grampa replys "can your dick touch your ass?"
the grandson says "no"
then the grandpa says "then no you cant have a beer".
a few hours after that the kid pulls out a cookie and starts eating it
the grampa asks "can i have a cookie?"
the grandson replys "can your dick touch your ass?"
the grampa says " yes"
the grandson says "then go fuck yourself these are my cookies"
p.s. i hope this was up to your joke standard feral, with a punchline and
swift what not. ____________________
fucking classy.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/11/2006 at 09:37 PM |
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/11/2006 at 12:17 PM |
| That was great lol... ____________________
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