IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/12/2002 at 03:55 PM |
What's worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
Ten dead babies in a garbage can!
What's worse than ten dead babies in a garbage can?
One dead baby in a ten garbage cans!
What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A trashcan lid in a dead baby!
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Bloodinterst
Coward Posts: 2 Registered: 11/3/2009 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2009 at 11:47 AM |
what's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck
full of dead babies?
One you can unload with a pitchfork |
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Orpheus
Coward Posts: 1 Registered: 14/8/2008 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2008 at 07:53 AM |
This is probably not considered a dead baby joke, but I find it is on the
same line:
Q.What is white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?
A. A pedophiles ass. |
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ash_psyche
Coward Posts: 10 Registered: 28/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/10/2004 at 05:43 PM |
When are babies like coffee?
When they're ground up and in the freezer |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
Member Posts: 71 Registered: 18/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 10:21 PM |
What is orange, red and white and floats at the top of a swimming pool?
A set of floaties with the baby slashed.
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What is orange an white, and lies at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with its floaties slashed. ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
Member Posts: 71 Registered: 18/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 10:18 PM |
What is 2ft high and 8ft wide?
a baby with a javilen through its head.
____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to
worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/10/2004 at 09:38 AM |
what is yellow and white and delicious on toast?
a jaudiced baby ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/9/2004 at 02:32 PM |
i'v been reading these jokes for months and cant get enough of them. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/8/2004 at 09:16 AM |
what is loud, red and walks into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/8/2004 at 09:14 AM |
oh oh, ok then. its not quite a dead baby joke...yet. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/8/2004 at 09:13 AM |
what do you give a baby with no arms and legs for christmas?
aids
[Edited on 5/8/2004 by W0rmW00d] ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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the_black_tomorrow
Coward Posts: 10 Registered: 15/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/1/2004 at 03:45 PM |
Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.
Q: How is a baby like a grape?
A: They both give a little wine when you squish them.
Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
____________________ i will follow master...... |
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the_black_tomorrow
Coward Posts: 10 Registered: 15/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/1/2004 at 07:56 PM |
that was the first time i ever read dead baby jokes.............. those are
good!............ ____________________ i will follow master...... |
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BlueLinn
Fanatic Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/1/2004 at 01:29 PM |
What do you get when you see a dead baby.....
I don't know about you, but I get an errection...
Whats the greatest sound in the world to a birthday party clown?
The sound of a dead babie's pelvis cracking.
What is the most disturbing thing in the world?
Watching a clown rinse the blood out of his outfit in the neighborhood
stream. ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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Erishkigal
Member Posts: 62 Registered: 5/10/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2003 at 12:52 PM |
Ooh... Acid Bath. ____________________ Let viagra bring the magic back. |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2003 at 11:55 AM |
What goes plop plop fizz fizz?
Twins dropped in an acid bath ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2003 at 09:51 AM |
what is twelve inches long, has a blue head and makes women scream in the
night?
cot death ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2003 at 09:50 AM |
how do you get 1000 babies into a telephone box?
with a blender
how do you get 1000 babies out of a telephone box?
with a straw
wat do you get when you take 1000 babies out of a telephone box?
an erection ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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sabator
Coward Posts: 2 Registered: 29/5/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/5/2003 at 11:54 AM |
whats the difference between a baby and an apple?
I don't cum on an apple before I eat it. |
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Nicholas
Member Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/5/2003 at 04:18 PM |
How do you get 10 babies into a bucket?
-With a blender
How do you get them back out?
-With Doritos (corn chips) ____________________ "Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away" |
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