MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 02:09 PM |
incense sticks too, they stink horribly ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
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Andree
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 08:07 PM |
Yes, but those are Calvin Klein and Lynx Africa-scented
candles, not BOY-scented candles. (I do love italics . . . and elipses . .
.)
Once at a fair I saw "pussy"- and "marijuana"-scented incense sticks. They
lied. ____________________ < / hate > |
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feralucce
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 08:48 PM |
there are some cherry flavored filtered cigarellos that smell exaclty like
a clean pussy ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Andree
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 08:58 PM |
But you can't smoke pussy, no matter how clean it is. ____________________ < / hate > |
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feralucce
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 09:02 PM |
if you do it right... it smokes by itself ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Andree
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 09:12 PM |
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar . . . ____________________ < / hate > |
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feralucce
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 09:25 PM |
and sometimes, it's a big brown dick ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
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posted on 26/8/2004 at 12:17 AM |
Or a big fucken dried turd.
Heh Everquest....I mean full interactual...with the headsets and
gloves...if need be.. ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/8/2004 at 07:11 AM |
how about self washing clothes?
plants that dont need to be waters? (and arent covered in spikes)
anti dust furnature?
a rinse cycle for bathrooms?
and a slow death dart for people that use those leaf blowers before 9 am.
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/8/2004 at 07:31 AM |
1. The orgasm bomb. Set it off, and everyone in the room suddenly needs a
change of pants.
2. Customer Repellent. In the form of a little ball containing a mixture of
obscure chemicals, the smell of which induces not only a panicked retreat
in customers, but induces them to, in their fear, drop their money on the
ground.
3. Wormwood's pause function mimics an invention I've wanted for some time:
a vial of liquid Time. Drink it, and you've suddenly got eight hours to
spare. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Zero
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posted on 26/8/2004 at 12:42 PM |
The automatic toilet slapper....when someone pees on or around the
toilet censors go off and a large robotic hand comes out and smacks that
person...repeatedly for 1 to 7 minustes....depending on how severe the
incident is. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
Member Posts: 71 Registered: 18/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/8/2004 at 01:51 AM |
quote: The automatic toilet
slapper....when someone pees on or around the toilet censors go off and a
large robotic hand comes out and smacks that person...repeatedly for 1 to 7
minustes....depending on how severe the incident is.
Make
sure it does it after they finished....otherwise it will keep going and
going.. ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to
worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/8/2004 at 06:21 PM |
how about a hands free remote controled under clothing clit stimulator that
isnt PINK!!!! ok or some lameass easter egg color.
I am sooo sick i reviewing PINK stuff. grrrr ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 27/8/2004 at 06:27 PM |
someone i knew had a white one, though i cannot verify this as she didnt
show me it, just told me of it. (dont ask why the colour issue came
about)
unfortunately this is not of much use to you for i have no further
information apart from the fact that it was also waterproof so could be
used in the bath, although i was under the impression that a shower was the
usul method in these circumstances. just shows how naive a little youngster
i am. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
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posted on 28/8/2004 at 12:42 AM |
The only problem is if the control is shitty quality then it might not
switch off, when the wrong person walks in the room. What about an all new
see through one that allows you to see how it works..eh..wouldn't that be
great for the curious type. ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to
worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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pale-face
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posted on 22/9/2004 at 06:44 PM |
to build on squid's idea of de-smelling pants, i would have some underwear
that were completly self cleaning. put em on one year, take em off the
next.
[Edited on 23/9/2004 by pale-face] ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Andree
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posted on 22/9/2004 at 08:55 PM |
Well you already can wear underwear for four days. Right-side-out forward,
right-side-out backward, inside-out forward, and inside-out backward. Try
it sometime. ____________________ < / hate > |
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Schizo
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posted on 23/9/2004 at 02:48 AM |
Well, didn't those old-timey mountain men used to sew themselves into their
long, red, winter underwear, and not take the smelly, crusted thing off
until spring? That back flap must have gotten pretty nasty by March or so.
Hygeine, shmygeine! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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pale-face
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posted on 24/9/2004 at 02:51 PM |
i don’t think that practice is held specific to mountain men i believe i
know of some people who wear not only the same underwear for days, but the
same clothes for months on end. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Andree
Member Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/9/2004 at 05:54 PM |
You know, underwear is a weird thing. You can wear it all day and it
doesn't get too dirty to wear, but if you take it off midway, it becomes
too dirty to put back on. Why is that? Or is it just me? ____________________ < / hate > |
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