IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/5/2004 at 02:09 PM |
NEW GAME
THE PREMISE: Every soul, living and dead, (as well as every make-beleive
caharacter) in the entire Universe is our plaything, and like bratty
children we battle our toys TO THE DEATH!
HOW TO PLAY: Basicly the same as The Question Game except here the
question must be specificly reffering to a fight to the death.
EXAMPLE: If Dolorsa asks "who would win in a fight between Iyagiu Jubei
and Myomoto Musashi," Bettie-X will reply with "Musashi" (even though Jubei
rocks) and then proceed to ask "who would win in a fight between Donald and
Daffy?" at which point Meranda Jade jumps in... Feel free to be as
creative and cartoonish as possible and if possible, give an explanation
why and/or how the outcome would be such.
Okay, I'll start:
Who would win in a fight between George W. Bush and Hoyce Gracie (hand to
hand, no weapons)? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2004 at 09:56 AM |
Pinky and the Brain win. The whole battle between Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and
the Three Stooges was a briliant ploy by Brain for total world
domination.
Kurt Cobain vs. Jeff Buckley ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Zero
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posted on 30/5/2004 at 06:50 PM |
megatron is the opposite of soft and cuddley...there for he must win....i'm
thinking he unleashes keg upon keg of whoop ass on those damn bears
yakko, wakko and dot (animaniacs) versus the three stooges.....with fight
commentary by pinky and the Brain...ZOT!!! ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/5/2004 at 03:58 PM |
Yeah there is a new Zatoichi movie out (called simply "Zatoichi"). What's
even cooler is that Beat Takeshi plays Zatoichi! How cool is that?
Unfortunatly, Stevie Wonder squashes Zatoichi in his Chevy Suburban (and
not on purpose either)!
Megatron vs. the Care Bears ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/5/2004 at 04:14 AM |
I'd kick his ass...unless it's the Chuck Norris that fought Bruce Lee, he
was bad ass...but since all we got now days is Walker Texas Ranger Chuck
Norris I'd be all over his Lone STar ass with a nine iron, and his freaking
horse too...take that Amigo, you gimp nag. Ba-BAM.
No hard feelings Ironboots...I was just wondering, thas all...heh heh.
Zaitoichi vs. Stevie Wonder.
PS: Heard that a new Zaitoichi flick is in the works, ain't that badass? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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dead-cell
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posted on 28/5/2004 at 07:57 PM |
Can anyone beat Christopher Walken "The Ever-Living?" Walken's attitude
alone is enought to scare off most people.
Dolo vs. Chuck Norris ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/5/2004 at 05:07 PM |
I believe yor referring to Xena, "the warrior princess" right? And She-Ra,
if I'm not mistaken was the girl from He-Man. Xena would SO make She-Ra
her bitch, even completely unarmed!If nothing else, Xena could just crush
She-Ra's head between her breasts.... Hmmm... I wouldn't mind watching that
fight!
Christopher Walken vs. Beat Takeshi ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/5/2004 at 02:44 PM |
M_W, I don't hit pregnant women. Once you've given birth and have healed
up, we'll have us a rasslin' match just for fun. I suspect you could more
than hold your own. ____________________
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 11:20 PM |
Devin. After some of the stuff that has waded through here, not even a full
on staring contest with the tentacled beastie could drive him nuts. Besides
that, as we've all seen in tentacle porn documentaries, tentacles NEVER
know what to do with guys. Girls are no problem, guys are a mystery. So
while Cthulhu would be sitting there trying to figure out what to do, Devin
could lay out a mad bitch-smite.
Zena or She Ra?
(And for the record, MJ could whup me. I can barely haul myself out of a
damn chair most of the time.) ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 12:34 PM |
As much as I adore Father Dagon's children, I have to admit, the Deep Ones
are pretty fucking useless. Have yoo ever read The Shadow over Innsmouth
because the Creature from the Black Lagoon can gobble them up by the
friigin handfull!
Devin vs. Cthulhu ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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dead-cell
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 11:04 AM |
It would be a titanic battle indeed. Considering Robert Smith can metamorph
into the giant Mothra like creature ala South Park. Versus Rodger Smith and
his mega-duce. Hmm... I would say Robert "Mothra" Smith by fault that the
mega-duce has turned much of Paradigm's ground into Swiss cheese. It was
bound to happen with something as big as Big O stomping around would cause
the earth to give way.
A Deep One vs. Creature from the Black Lagoon
____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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Zero
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 09:32 AM |
I don't know Dolo too well....but i'm pretty sure that he would actually
like an iron boot kicking his balls around....
robert smith (the cure) versus robert smith (Big O) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 08:41 AM |
The PETA would definitely win. They got more people and could just bum rush
Vader. Plus Vader's got a soft side for furry creatures (remember all those
ewoks running around?), so he wouldn't put up much of a fight.
Dolo: WTF?!! Oh you really got me pissed off asking that...
One Iron Boot vs. Dolo's Balls ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 11:58 PM |
Well, I seriously doubt Ironboots thought enoug habout his balls to protect
them as well as his toes so unfortunatly for him he's about to come down
with a case of black and blue balls!
Darth Vader vs. PETA ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 10:54 PM |
I'ma gonna say Shmeng, only because we're a strongly coalesced group of
freaks, misanthropes and oddities that have survived one another so
far...so we should be able to take just about anything else, including
other people. Sure they got numbers on us...but a lot of us won't waste
time counting before charging in to whoop ass, impregnate, seduce, confuse,
berate and deploy vocabunukes...
They'll go down...oh yes...they will go down.
Baseball Bat vs. Ironboot's balls...ahahahaha! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 01:41 PM |
Well I'm oging to assume yor referring to younger Alice Cooper. To start
off, he and Marilyn Manson spend the better part of the evening stomp Kid
Rock until he's a stain on the pavement. Then they sit down and cool off
with a couple of Gatoraides at which point Alice Cooper's boa swollows
Marilyn Manson whole!
Shmeng vs. LJ (not the users, the sites themselves) ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Zero
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 09:42 AM |
Ironboots: Sir William Wallace all the way.
bettie: pot heads are very docile people and vey forgetful....either
they'll forget they were ever mad at each other or they'll all get together
and smoke instead.
ok fellow sci-fi geeks listend up this is for all you Bruce Boxleitner(sp?)
fans out there....Tron versus captain sheridan of the Babylon 5
this is for the rest of you....Alice Cooper versus Marylin Manson versus
kid rock (death to kid rock)...in a three way battle to the death. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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bettie_x
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 09:00 AM |
OH hell no I'd have to say 80's punk vs 80's hair metal. Hair metal might
have dropped from the spotlight quickly,but it keeps coming back, so hair
metal is virtually can't die (see upcoming Judas Preist reunion tour)
unless they OD. MUCH unlike the slow and denial ridden undignified death
of 90's "alternative".
So are we talking LA Guns vs The Ramones or Guns and Roses vs. Vandals?
Tag Team? Motley Cru and Poison vs. Misfits and Poison Idea?
I'd have to say Hair Metal takes the victory cuz they're all hyped up on
crank instead of junk, and the punkrock kids are too busy breaking windows
to fight.
Cheech and Chong vs. the cast of Half Baked ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 08:36 AM |
Yeah, disco wimps out right at the beginning, even before the fists start
flying. Then hair metal goes (because they don't wanna ruin their look). So
its only 80s punk and 90s alternative duking it out. But since 80s punk had
to live kinda underground in the shadow of horrible pop music, they're a
lot tougher than 90s alternative, so I think they'll win. I like 90s
alternative better, though.
William Wallace vs. Patton, fistfight. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Zero
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 06:11 AM |
(i thought i was the only one who watched billy and mandy....i love that
show)
lassie all the way...but then again wasn't benji a boy sounds to me like
mating season....
70's disco versus early 80's punk versus late 80's hair metal versus 90's
alternative....who will win..(please tell me disco is dead) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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