Mara
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posted on 11/10/2002 at 04:15 PM |
my best friend all the way!!!
Monolycus in drag
or
Monolycus the lumberjack
and who would wear the dress and what would it look like? ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
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DevilBunny
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posted on 11/10/2002 at 04:40 PM |
Ohhh, glad you asked!
I'd do Monolycus the lumberjack cause I'd be the one wearing the dress - it
would be a ballrom one, all black with lot's of lace, a leather corsette
and PVC opera gloves.
But we'd both have to have make-up...
OK:
a) your TV host of choice in a bathtub full of jelly
b) your dead grandmother/father... |
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Monolycus
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posted on 11/10/2002 at 08:02 PM |
Ummmm... I thought these were supposed to be the most disgusting scenarios
we can think of. Oh. Oh. All right. |
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Monolycus
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posted on 11/10/2002 at 08:11 PM |
I'm going to go with Tom Bergeron, the host of America's Funniest Home
Videos... and he would have to tape the entire segment to air on his
show... in a bathtub full of black currant jam.
a.) The preserved corpse of Josef Stalin in the middle of Red Square, or
b.) The not-so-well preserved body of Ronald Reagan while he yells "Tear
down this wall!" every thirty seconds...?
And which flavour of cake would be served afterwards?
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 12/10/2002 at 08:40 PM |
Oh God save us all! That is just too disgusting for any person to even
think of...but if I had to choose it would be Stalin...if he is well
preserved...besides he wouldn't be talking about ignorant alzheimer man
stuff the whole time...ugh!
Okay now how about:
A. Your highschool principal dressed in a pvc dominatrix suit over the
school's PA system
or
B. The really disgusting clerk at your local grocery store that has two
teeth and picks his bum then his nose then bites his cuticles all in one
minute ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Alugarde
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posted on 13/10/2002 at 12:44 AM |
I'd have to go with my principal, he wasn't a bad looking guy. At least he
had all his teeth...
Monolycus is right, I was starting light but its past time to up things a
little.
Who would you screw?
A) Bill Clinton in a much too small thorn-covered Barney suit soaked in
pickle juice and insisting you shove a wing of chicken up his ass and feed
it to him in a vat of vaseline.
B) Your great great grandfather in a tutu covered in nuclear waste who
likes to shove his old smelly boot up your ass, and afterwards you discover
his boot is stuck up your ass.
And which member of the village people would you be dressed as? ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Starlight
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posted on 13/10/2002 at 05:34 AM |
As much as I can't stand Barney...I'd have to go with Bill Clinton in a
Barney Suit...oh I suppose the Construction Worker could watch...
Who Would you rather screw?
A)Oprah Winfrey...while she pulled pretzel sticks out of her ass and then
fed them to you..still covered with a little of her ass yum yums
B)Darth Vader...but not with his man-thing...he'd be using his light saber
to set your holes ablaze with his lovin'
Which newscaster would you have announcing the play by play action? ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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IamSquid
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posted on 13/10/2002 at 06:26 AM |
Who would yoo rather have giving it to yoo from behind?
(A)someone with an advanced stage of leporasy who is quite literally
falling apart and hung like a rhino
or
(B)a hardcore tweaker who is bleeding and dripping semi-chunky snot out of
every oriface, ALSO hung like a rhino
and would rather use wasabi or rock salt as lube? |
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Alugarde
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posted on 16/10/2002 at 12:44 PM |
Well, I guess I'd end up having a threesome with Darth Vader and the
tweaker.....I just hope they don't get their schwartzes tangled when
they're both trying to give it to me. And Dan Rathers would be announcing
all the wasabi-lubed action.
Who would you screw?
A)The entire US Congress gang banging you inside your mothers womb while
pouring molten steel over you, which solidifies and encases all but your
eyes, nose, and genitals afterwards so the Congress can dress you up and
turn you into their rent-a-bitch.
B) Mr. Burns in a dominatrix outfit tieing you to a nuclear reactor while
Smithers squeezes assorted tubes of snot, badger semen, and bile on you for
lubrication and Homer gets drunk off his ass wearing a grass skirt and
decides to join in.
And type of insect would SOMEHOW end up having its eggs laid inside you? ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Shootmenow69
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posted on 29/10/2002 at 01:58 PM |
Congress!!!!! Afterwards they can teach me about campaign finance reform. I
never understood that. Oooooh and a chicada, those 16 year type ones, so i
wouldnt have to worry about it for a while.
Ok an Aids infested chicken while on fire, or your mom, in a vat of shit,
screaming out "thats mommies little boy, Thats mommies little boy!"
enjoy. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 30/10/2002 at 10:30 AM |
Definitley the aids infested chicken that is on fire. I have a chance of
surviving that, even if I contract the disease I could still live for a
while longer, but with my mom, definitley have to go and kill myself. How
horrid is that?!
Okay, a large fat man covered in spiders and guano that is screaming out,
"Get it, get it little one before I roll on top of you and crush you!" or
Brittany Spears drenched in cow saliva and cum while singing Hit Me Baby
One More Time? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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ShadezofDys
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posted on 30/10/2002 at 11:25 AM |
alright, I'm gonna have to go with britany here, first because I'm a skinny
guy and the fat guy might break me, plus, if I do britany I'd have a chance
to do the "zombie" and damn, I need too
alright, lt dan from forest gump, after a week out on the fishing boat in a
bed of half rotted tuna
or
ricky martin, after a long bout with leperacy which reduced him to a half
rotted husk ____________________ Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 30/10/2002 at 11:42 AM |
The rotted disease ridden husk of Ricky Martin without a doubt, I've always
wanted leprosy and Military men are such "sniff" ungiving lovers...
Alrighty,
A: An Oompa Loompa with an unusual orange anal discharge
B: A pop-goth... ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 30/10/2002 at 12:56 PM |
By pop-goth do you mean those "goths" that are brought up from the main
stream culture, if so, then I'd do them, I mean, those chick in orgy are
just damn hot...
If you mean something else, then the oompa loompa, I hear that they squeal
funny when you do it right.
who would you do
Large Marge from PeeWee's big Adventure while doing the scary face in the
cab of her big smelly truck
or
Pee Wee, and the secret flavor is, *whispers* "Horse Ejaculate", and you
all know what to do when you tast the secret flavor... ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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BlueLinn
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posted on 14/1/2004 at 08:05 AM |
definately Large Marge, I don't think I could deal with the child hood
drama of Pee wee, Besides, he's probably too small.
Now next scenerio.
a.) Johnny 5 from the 1980s film Short Circuit 2 after he had gone psycho
and leaking battery fluid everywhere and ready to chop some people into
little bits ... or
b.) Your overweight Redneck brother stinking of beer, cat piss, and vomit,
while humping the seat cusion emmulating the sounds of a cow with only 2
teeth in his entire head.
Which doll would you have watching from the redneck barbie series? ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 14/1/2004 at 10:51 AM |
Okay, I would fuck Johnny 5. At least I would get to die afterwards.
Redneck Barbie Series? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I
don't
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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IamSquid
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posted on 25/4/2004 at 05:54 AM |
Sorry, but I just had to resurect this forum.
Would yoo rather:
give head to an enormous Brazilian centipede made entirely out of cat
turd
OR
be dominated by a dozen ebola-infected midgits?
and which brand of wine would yoo have it/them lick out of yor ass-crack? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Starlight
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posted on 25/4/2004 at 02:17 PM |
The enormous Brazilian centipede...cat turd must taste okay...I mean dogs
eat them.
The wine...nothing too fancy...Blue Nun will be good enough to keep the
centipede occupied so it doesn't bite me.
Would you rather:
(a)Have your pecker in a hornet's nest while Mike Tyson gives you a good
reaming from behind?
or
(b)A threesome with Mr. & Mrs. Bush?
What casino game should be played in the background? ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Britva
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posted on 25/4/2004 at 11:23 PM |
Threesome with the Bushes definitely. Fucking people of opposing political
ideologies is hot hot hot! And I have to say, Laura fills out a pantsuit
nicely. Wait... unles you meant the elder Bushes.... but still... beats
Tyson and the hornet's nest. Plus, I've always found the sound of a
spinning roulette wheel erotic.
So, do you fuck:
a) Yoda
or
b) E.T. |
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angel_of_death
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posted on 25/4/2004 at 11:46 PM |
yoda, i mean come on, did you SEE how that little guy could move!!!
ok, let me think....
peter pan with the lots boys watching and tinkerbell as a bondage
mistress
or
ur patner/randome person (if u have no patner) in the middle of the city
you live closest to, in the middle of a work day
(i know these are not exactelly gross, but hay, i am so tiard, its all i
can come up with)
____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
the pain in the inside. |
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