welll... since the part has turned into a slosh fest...
it is time to bring my favorite...
Green death... I will not tell you what is in it... but... it is green...
it fizzes, glows and smokes... and is made in a 50 gallon rubbermade
trashcan...
This is a real drink that we used to make for parties... it was also a
drinking game... drink a cup o green... then wait five minutes... then
drink a cup o purple jesus... wait five... if still standing... lather
rinse repeat...
The walls are bare... I also being prints of my favorite photos
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Schizo
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posted on 2/2/2007 at 02:22 PM
*grins* Feral, you seem fixated on getting us all completely trashed...
LOL
is anyone going to bring some purple jesus?
hey! prints are not intangibles! If you are going to offer those, you
better follow through... I expect you at my door with those prints ASAP!
I am LOVING my party!
*grabs a margarita (I ain't touching that green death stuff until I'm
ready to pass out for the night!) and sits down between Feral and Rogue*
sooo... are you guys going to show me how this lust thing works?
____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
Kira
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posted on 2/2/2007 at 02:39 PM
quote:
That is a really awesome gift. I'd never have thought of that. I hope we
can have that one too. We move into our new place either on the 7th or
15th. It's such an awesome place and we're all so terribly excited.
Of course you can have one! Congrats on your new place, too. No more real
estate showing hell.
Schizo, you're an absinthe pouring natural. I'm gonna run off and pester
Squid now.
____________________ Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you.
FINE!!!
eats the prints... here's an intangible for you... I gift you the memory of
beauty that is to be!
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Schizo
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posted on 2/2/2007 at 04:38 PM
eating prints? that sounds a little indigestible... just exactly how much
have you had to drink, Feral? There are appetizers in the kitchen, you
know! LOL
____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
it's just treated paper...I have ingested worse...I assure you
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Schizo
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posted on 3/2/2007 at 05:58 PM
Well, the friggin' manager is still putting the new carpet in... which he
told me at first would be done in time for me to start moving things in
early... and so I have still not moved anything into my new home...
*sigh*
*grabs a cup of green death and drinks it all in one long draught* I need
to drown my sorrows...
____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
daria_4
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posted on 5/2/2007 at 11:23 AM
quote:
That is a really awesome gift. I'd never have thought of that. I hope we
can have that one too. We move into our new place either on the 7th or
15th. It's such an awesome place and we're all so terribly excited. Sorry
to turn the subject to that, this is Schiz's party, but it's so
EXCITING.
Yay Schiz!
Awesome! Congrats!
This must be the season... T and I just bought a townhouse. We close on the
15th of next month.
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conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a person
with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict,
and deserves locking up."
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posted on 5/2/2007 at 01:59 PM
Beware the Ides of March... *drinks green death, looks for purple jesus,
snickers a bit at being asked to demonstrate lust* A toast (butter or
none, your choice) to all the warm company that has gathered! L'Chaim!
*ah, there's the jesus. don't f*** with the jesus*
____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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posted on 5/2/2007 at 04:56 PM
*Wakes up under a snow-covered blanket...and digs her way out of the
snow...heads back inside Schizo's place to discover some green
death...drinks her some and looks for a fireplace or a heater*
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
*drags in a bucket, mixes the grape koolaid and everclear.."
ok... there's the jesus... shotguns 2 sets back to back
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Schizo
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posted on 6/2/2007 at 02:43 AM
Feral, something told me you won all those drinking games...
And Starlight, darling... what were you doing out in the cold? *brings her
my down comforter and something warm and alcoholic*
____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 7/2/2007 at 12:18 PM
This topic has helped me out today...when I thought that there was nothing
left to smile about, I come here and mustered out a giggle or two. *Plops
right down infront of the trash can of green stuff*
May we all live as long as we want and never want as long as we live
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posted on 11/2/2007 at 07:47 AM
I am glad to give you a laugh on a tough day, SP! And Daria did bring me
Humor, so it's not surprising that there is laughter at my party...
I moved in this weekend... I have virtually no furniture - no couch, no
table, no chairs... just beds and dressers... but I am LOVING it here - I
am queesn of my own castle - I made eggs for breakfast - did my dishes -
took a shower (good water pressure, hooray! And a detatchable shower head
with all sorts of fun settings! *grins* And my computer is all set up,
and internet access was provided by a VERY cute and flirtatious cable guy,
who hinted at wanting to ask me out just before he disappeared out the
door... yeah, I'm sure he does that with all the girls LOL, but it was
still fun!
I counted my money the other day and found that I had much more than I had
realized, so I treated myself to a discount store shopping spree - shopping
carts piled high with household items - every one of them needed, so it was
all no-guilt shopping, which is the best kind! And I got such delightful
bargains! So now I have dishes, and lamps, and a trashcan that opens when
you step on the lever (which is just making me so happy right now, for some
reason! LOL)
And this place feels blessed - with humor, and lust (whoo hoo cable guys!)
and lack of fear, and warmth and beauty (you should have seen the frost on
the window this morning - it looked like a tree on a hill - exquisite!) and
all the other gifts my dear friends have brought me...
And I intend this party to continue! *fires up the blender and mixes
another batch of Margaritas*
Damn, I love you all...
____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
I am adding an intangible couch for my swiftly dwindling frame to sit on (I
AM DOWN TO LESS THAN 300!!) so since my ass is intangible... the intangible
couch will be fine
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 12/2/2007 at 01:51 PM
Huzzah- Guilt free shopping is the best...and so is intangible furniture.
I'm happy for you that you are loving your new place and I hope that soon
it will be the Santuary that it should be.
*Throws some extra rum into the margaritas*
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posted on 12/2/2007 at 02:42 PM
intangible ass, you say? *slaps Feral's ass* feels pretty tangible to
me... good luck trying to sit on that intangible couch - I'll laugh at you
when you land with a sorry thump on the floor!
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the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
Schizo
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posted on 13/2/2007 at 04:07 AM
oh... and congratulations, Feral, on the dwindling! It must be the diet of
prints that you've adopted - not many calories or grams of fat in treated
paper... *grins*
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and
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the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
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posted on 14/2/2007 at 03:39 PM
Sure, those prints would be great! Lots of fiber to help keep things moving
along...
Here's to dwindling waistlines! In that vein, I offer up a calorie-free,
carb-free, alcohol-full and flavor-laden bourbon.
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Schizo
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posted on 19/2/2007 at 09:50 AM
Well, great thanks to all of you who gifted me with anything that had to do
with safety and peace in the home...
I just, through a sheer chance, thwarted my ex in an attempt to con me out
of my half of our tax return. We filed jointly to get more money, and the
plan was to split it evenly. He was angry with me about something... I'm
not sure what I did except just not follow orders immediately about
something... which caused him to start swearing at me... which of course
completely lost him any chance of getting me to cooperate...
Anyway, the plan was for him to deposit the check in his bank account, and
then he said he would write me a check for my share. I asked him why not
give me my share in cash, since that would actually be a lot easier for
me... he said something about how we couldn't do that... and as we were
just walking through the bank's doors, I didn't argue... then the cashier
said she wasn't sure if she could deposit it into an account that was not
joint, and she might have to just cash it for us... so I asked her if I
could have my half in cash and deposit his half... she said sure! So that
is what we did... As we left the bank, my ex turned on me and said
something very cutting and nasty... I asked him what his problem was, and
he said he was intending on taking all the money as a punishment to me for
not cooperating the way he wanted me to...
What gets me is, I didn't intentionally stop him from doing this... it just
happened that way. He came so close to taking several hundred dollars from
me... money that I NEEDED for my apartment - my landlord was giving me time
to come up with all the money I needed to have this apartment - a good
portion was supposed to come out of that tax return. But by sheer fluke
(or, I believe in good part... the blessing of my dear friends) I had the
luck to accidentally spoil his plan. So now my apartment is safe, and I
have some extra money to do some really neat things with... and I have
learned once again why it is I no longer want to be with this man...
I just want everyone to know that I take your gifts very seriously... I
know they come from the heart, and as such, have power... and I feel
them... my home is safe, and peaceful, and beautiful... full of friendship
(and lust! *grins* helloooo, cable guy!), and all the other good things
that you have gifted me with... thank you all...
*raises a glass of bourbon* To my friends! May your precious gifts return
to you tenfold! I love you all!
____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips
and
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the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the