Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/1/2007 at 08:54 PM |
OK - technically I don't move in until February 1st, but that's no reason
why I can't start the party early!
Here are the rules... this party is BYOB, and you must bring me a
present...
so... rule #1 is, name your booze....
and rule #2 is, tell me what you are bringing me for my home...
obviously, you can't bring me a toaster... that's kind of hard to give in a
forum party... give me something intangible that you think I may need in my
new home... I'm sure you can think of something...
and no duplicates... it is so hard to return intangibles at the store...
obviously, I'm not giving myself any gifts here, but as I mentioned in the
other topic, I'm making my special Margaritas for everyone! Fresh-squeezed
juice, and with plenty of kick! Have a tall one on me! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Arthegarn
Member Posts: 79 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/4/2007 at 04:16 PM |
Why is it I always miss all these Shmeng get-togethers?
Well, for what's worth I am bringing a case of Marqués de Arienzo Gran
Reserva 1998. And glasses to match. As for the gift, I'd bring a friendship
that stands years and oceans but you already have that and I shouldn't
repeat myself. So... I think I'll bring a webcam with a decent micro, even
if that's a little selfish.
Congrats too, Schiz. LOL. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/4/2007 at 12:59 AM |
Midori mmmmmmmmmmmmm on shaved ice.
Its like melon slurpies forbig kids.
and a gift cert for 6 months of housecleaning from one of those really good
places.
oh and my best wishes and my fabulous decorating tips. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/4/2007 at 09:48 AM |
hate to break it to you, but the door creaks...
*wakes up, sneaks up behind Mono, lays a hand on his shoulder, turns him
around, and kisses him long and hard, then whispers in his ear "thank
you... I missed you..."*
I am on lunch break, so I will give you your toast when I have more time to
do it properly... ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Monolycus
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posted on 4/4/2007 at 09:16 AM |
*tiptoeing in quietly through the passed out partygoers. Placing a box of
my most sincere apologies and regrets, along with a thimbleful of
resentment I will no longer be needing and would like very much to be rid
of next to the sleeping hostess along with a bottle of beop-ju... lingering
to admire the good fortune of my friends for just a minute before quietly
turning around and tiptoeing back out* ____________________ "I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again." |
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pale-face
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posted on 19/2/2007 at 09:51 PM |
*gets behind feral and shakes a fist* ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 19/2/2007 at 09:47 PM |
Gee-zus. Hey, 3K666, what part of shut yer angst hole don't you
understand?
Thank God our ragin' cajun is here to clean up. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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pale-face
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posted on 19/2/2007 at 05:42 PM |
interesting 3k666... ive seen some bizarre first posts, but this one takes
the cake for fucked up.
*hands schizo a venus fly trap and some tequila* ____________________ fucking classy. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/2/2007 at 03:16 PM |
you've been a mamber for almost 3 months and your first post is something
like this?
WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about?
*picks up the gae crasher and tosses... it... out the door...
read the format of the forum, then post... and make sense... no poetry ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/2/2007 at 03:09 PM |
???
It seems we have a party crasher. Who are you, what are you doing here,
and how did you get through the door without the booze and gift? Ante up,
or get out. I didn't make the rules just to waste time typing. This is a
private party, for me and the friends who care for me. If you don't know
me, then you don't need to be here. And if you do know me, then have the
guts to show who you are. ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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3K666
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posted on 19/2/2007 at 02:38 PM |
and I have learned once again why it is I no longer want to be with this
man...
Seems like you understand........... now you can see the light of a good
neighbor! |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/2/2007 at 09:50 AM |
Well, great thanks to all of you who gifted me with anything that had to do
with safety and peace in the home...
I just, through a sheer chance, thwarted my ex in an attempt to con me out
of my half of our tax return. We filed jointly to get more money, and the
plan was to split it evenly. He was angry with me about something... I'm
not sure what I did except just not follow orders immediately about
something... which caused him to start swearing at me... which of course
completely lost him any chance of getting me to cooperate...
Anyway, the plan was for him to deposit the check in his bank account, and
then he said he would write me a check for my share. I asked him why not
give me my share in cash, since that would actually be a lot easier for
me... he said something about how we couldn't do that... and as we were
just walking through the bank's doors, I didn't argue... then the cashier
said she wasn't sure if she could deposit it into an account that was not
joint, and she might have to just cash it for us... so I asked her if I
could have my half in cash and deposit his half... she said sure! So that
is what we did... As we left the bank, my ex turned on me and said
something very cutting and nasty... I asked him what his problem was, and
he said he was intending on taking all the money as a punishment to me for
not cooperating the way he wanted me to...
What gets me is, I didn't intentionally stop him from doing this... it just
happened that way. He came so close to taking several hundred dollars from
me... money that I NEEDED for my apartment - my landlord was giving me time
to come up with all the money I needed to have this apartment - a good
portion was supposed to come out of that tax return. But by sheer fluke
(or, I believe in good part... the blessing of my dear friends) I had the
luck to accidentally spoil his plan. So now my apartment is safe, and I
have some extra money to do some really neat things with... and I have
learned once again why it is I no longer want to be with this man...
I just want everyone to know that I take your gifts very seriously... I
know they come from the heart, and as such, have power... and I feel
them... my home is safe, and peaceful, and beautiful... full of friendship
(and lust! *grins* helloooo, cable guy!), and all the other good things
that you have gifted me with... thank you all...
*raises a glass of bourbon* To my friends! May your precious gifts return
to you tenfold! I love you all! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 14/2/2007 at 03:39 PM |
Sure, those prints would be great! Lots of fiber to help keep things moving
along...
Here's to dwindling waistlines! In that vein, I offer up a calorie-free,
carb-free, alcohol-full and flavor-laden bourbon. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/2/2007 at 04:07 AM |
oh... and congratulations, Feral, on the dwindling! It must be the diet of
prints that you've adopted - not many calories or grams of fat in treated
paper... *grins* ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2007 at 02:42 PM |
intangible ass, you say? *slaps Feral's ass* feels pretty tangible to
me... good luck trying to sit on that intangible couch - I'll laugh at you
when you land with a sorry thump on the floor! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
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the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2007 at 01:51 PM |
Huzzah- Guilt free shopping is the best...and so is intangible furniture.
I'm happy for you that you are loving your new place and I hope that soon
it will be the Santuary that it should be.
*Throws some extra rum into the margaritas* ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2007 at 01:07 PM |
I am adding an intangible couch for my swiftly dwindling frame to sit on (I
AM DOWN TO LESS THAN 300!!) so since my ass is intangible... the intangible
couch will be fine ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/2/2007 at 07:47 AM |
I am glad to give you a laugh on a tough day, SP! And Daria did bring me
Humor, so it's not surprising that there is laughter at my party...
I moved in this weekend... I have virtually no furniture - no couch, no
table, no chairs... just beds and dressers... but I am LOVING it here - I
am queesn of my own castle - I made eggs for breakfast - did my dishes -
took a shower (good water pressure, hooray! And a detatchable shower head
with all sorts of fun settings! *grins* And my computer is all set up,
and internet access was provided by a VERY cute and flirtatious cable guy,
who hinted at wanting to ask me out just before he disappeared out the
door... yeah, I'm sure he does that with all the girls LOL, but it was
still fun!
I counted my money the other day and found that I had much more than I had
realized, so I treated myself to a discount store shopping spree - shopping
carts piled high with household items - every one of them needed, so it was
all no-guilt shopping, which is the best kind! And I got such delightful
bargains! So now I have dishes, and lamps, and a trashcan that opens when
you step on the lever (which is just making me so happy right now, for some
reason! LOL)
And this place feels blessed - with humor, and lust (whoo hoo cable guys!)
and lack of fear, and warmth and beauty (you should have seen the frost on
the window this morning - it looked like a tree on a hill - exquisite!) and
all the other gifts my dear friends have brought me...
And I intend this party to continue! *fires up the blender and mixes
another batch of Margaritas*
Damn, I love you all... ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips
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the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 7/2/2007 at 12:18 PM |
This topic has helped me out today...when I thought that there was nothing
left to smile about, I come here and mustered out a giggle or two. *Plops
right down infront of the trash can of green stuff*
May we all live as long as we want and never want as long as we live ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/2/2007 at 02:43 AM |
Feral, something told me you won all those drinking games...
And Starlight, darling... what were you doing out in the cold? *brings her
my down comforter and something warm and alcoholic* ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips
and
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the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
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carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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