Meranda.. Don't misunderstand me.
Did you even listen to why I said women are crazy?
Im not saying both women and men can be crazy in other ways.
I just told you why women are crazy.
Dont misunderstand me. I LOVE women. Im cocky in my words, but humble in
my actions. I hold doors for women (and men)..
When Im out with a girl..Im the type of guy that will let her walk on the
sidewalk, while I walk on the road (or just furthest out on the sidewalk).
So that if there's a drunk driver or something, I get hit first.
And Im not saying women want to get raped!..!
Rape is dumb,ignorent, and illegal.
Anything else you dont get? holla
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Shmooth
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 03:47 PM
And Meranda.. SINCE YOU DID NOT REALISE... Everything I wrote was humour as
well, but it doesnt mean it's not the truth.
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 05:10 PM
Shmooth, you may have intended it to be humor. If you did, you're not
really a very good comedian. It did not come off as funny. It came off as
insulting. You simply can't behave like a middle-school child throwing
spitballs and excuse it with the thought that it was "just a joke". As far
as misunderstanding you, I understand you very well. you're still trying to
get attention, not make a lucid point. I agree that some women like
non-repressed men. Most people like non-repressed people, it's not often
fun trying to get around someone's repressed baggage. That goes for anyone,
not just women. And anyone, women or men, can really like the idea of being
with lots of other people. What people don't like are people who betray a
trust or lie about their intentions. That goes for women as well as men.
your points as to why women are crazy do not make sense. I know you're
going to try to argue with me, mostly to get more attention. I did not
want, and still don't want to have a pointless argument with a troll. This
will be the last time I address any of your arguments, until you can debate
a point lucidly and respectfully.
comedian: A professional entertainer who tells jokes or performs various other
comic acts.
An actor in comedy.
A writer of comedy.
A person who amuses
amuse tr.v. a·mused, a·mus·ing, a·mus·es
To occupy in an agreeable, pleasing, or entertaining fashion.
To cause to laugh or smile by giving pleasure: I was not amused by his
jokes.
Archaic. To delude or deceive
since I caught him in lies twice... I am willing to conceed the comedian
comment... in the archaic form...
Feral
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Zero
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 11:10 PM
OK, so I'm new. just got here not to long ago and I've been reading as
many posts and articles as humanly possible.
Since non of you know me I just want to make it clear that I want bash
someone just to fit in. (even though I do feel shmooth is kind of a
jerk.......understatement)
I joined to be able to talk to people with opions different from my own.
(and to drool over the very beutiful women who were nice enough to put
pictures of themselves in the galleries. god bless you......and your
parents for spawning) With that said, shmooth, you should definatly
apologize, cause these guys aren't gonna put up with it for too long. I
sure wouldn't.
You have to admit that in a battle of wits you're not too heavily armed.
(beleive me...its true....i read your posts)
oh yeah......someones married??......kooshball??.....neverheard of it.
thats how you joke......well i think its funny anyway
time for sleep
Shmooth
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posted on 18/2/2004 at 12:12 AM
Zero-brains .
You shmengitic idiot. ..Im sure you'll fit right in.
Your brainlobes are as segregated as your testicles.
I did apologise to Ferel for saying he looks like a dog that's been left
too long in the kennel.. But he didnt accept my apology. And now he's up
my ass again. Strange..
You all cling to opinions about me, like spiders to a web. And then hope my
ego gets stuck in yalls bullshit.
Yall keep jumping at me..despite my explaining.
You trollhungry mushroomsmoking doodieheads!
Feralucce needs to read Dr Atkins age defying diet revolution.
You'll look better and you'll feel better. ..Atleast you'll feel
better.
I know you dim the lights when you eat candy, so you wont feel bad.
"comedian:
A professional entertainer who tells jokes or performs various other comic
acts.
An actor in comedy.
A writer of comedy.
A person who amuses".
Hey, that's my job. But Im on holiday.
Meranda_Jaded. You smell, of flowers...flowers that smell of poo!
You're cute though.
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 18/2/2004 at 12:38 AM
People keep jumping on you because you keep insulting them. Your
explanations aren't anywhere near explanitory; they're just more
play-ground name calling.
You say that people here just don't get your brand of humor, that the
punchline just flies over everyones head. I find it hard to believe that no
one on this site, not one person out of the many well-educated, intelligent
people on here wouldn't get it. Unless it wasn't funny. And there are quite
a few things that have been considered funny without being absurd and
ridiculous enough to provoke direct laghter. You , however, are not one of
them. If you've managed to upset this many people this quickly, it's
probably because you're doing something bad.
You say that you are cocky in your words, yet humble in your actions? Words
reflect actions, kiddo.
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Shmooth
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posted on 18/2/2004 at 12:38 AM
I did apologise to Feral.. but NOOo..He wouldnt accept that...
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Shmooth
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posted on 18/2/2004 at 12:54 AM
Merry_Widow
Do you have a widow's peak? ya know that V shape..
Just curious.
"You say that you are cocky in your words, yet humble in your actions?
Words reflect actions, kiddo."
In my case, no. That's one reason I make such a great comedian.
And comedy is a way for me to get off the streets. Hard to do comedy if
you're on drugs.. Unless the audience is on drugs too.
Atleast Im a better comedian than I am a thug, so dont diss that.
1. Anya didnt get my joke.
2. I wrote a lot in the gallery (I didnt know it was in danger of
breaking!)
3. When confronted about my "flood" on the gallery.. I wasnt nice about it.
(Why? Because I had been called a whore).
4. These circumstances added up to everybody going at me.. So I bite back.
And when I bite, people start acting like I gave them rabies..and then it
goes on.
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 18/2/2004 at 01:15 AM
Wow, I'm flattered... he said I'm cute... and that I smell like Lilacs! At
least that's what Rogue says Lilacs smell like. Personally, I like
Lilacs...
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 18/2/2004 at 04:49 PM
You are cute MJ. And I'll bet you smell super, too.
I drank a lot of beer and ate onion rings last night, does that count?
Paint thinner is cheaper, of course, but the hangover is murder.
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Zero
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 01:05 PM
personally i think this is all an act and somewhere in the room of his mind
on the walls full of posters, theres a poster of britney spears between his
posters of Marylin Manson and Eminem. he's just acting tuff to maybe
compensate for his "short comings". what ever they are.
Nicholas
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 03:33 PM
Ah, shmooth, you need us... you need us so badly... no one else would take
you, would they? Nobuddies gonna wuv woo if woo keep being swo mean...
I remember this boy in elementary school... twas priceless. He'd follow
us around, constantly hurling insults. For years we were pissed off, and
would rough him up... but then we came to realise (it took to damn long,
but we were little, so forgive me) something: Being a pain in the ass was
the only way anyone would pay attention to him. Hell, he had no other place
to go... he followed us because we were the most lienient with him.
I saw him recently. After his attempt at being a trash-talking,
skateboarding (yes, eminem loving) ghetto thug, he gave up and followed
round the punk kids of my town. They used him to buy booze, then pissed on
him and put their cigarettes out on that bad-ass leather jacket his mom
bought him (I happened to be out for a walk at the time and ran into them).
He was to wasted to help himself. After helping myself to some of his
booze, I woke him up, kicked him in the gut for old times sake, and walked
home.
And if you ask him, he'll say it was the best night of his life.
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and a time to cast pudding away"
Shmooth
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 06:43 PM
Zero.. You have taught me not to invest in an analysation of character
without any prospect of return.
"somewhere in the room of his mind on the walls full of posters"..wow,
you're poetic.
Britney Spears? Please don't utter her name. You have poisoned my ears,
and you will go to hell.
Actually.. I did kinda like somethings about Britney Spears new song
"toxic". But I know that's only because of the way they mixed it.
Somewhere in the song there's a cool transition..which I like.
And in reality, I dont have anything on my walls.. My humidifier gets
everything wet.
The only mainstreem rapper I like is Tupac Shakur. ..and well, he's
dead.
Wow Nich -You're an asshole :-D Tragic story. The point of it being?
Wish I had a leather jacket..
You think Im like that kid. I'd hate to make you think otherwise.
But I spend most of my time skipping rope and eating raw veggetables.
Sorry Saint Nicholas. What are the names of your rain dear? Ive always
wanted to know.
I believe in you.
Bettie . Try Chlorine. Burns on the way down.. But I hear it's very
cleansing stuff. Should fix the hangover.
2 drink minimum.
____________________ Jameel
Zero
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 06:55 PM
SHmooth, I know I'm going to hell for uttering her name especially here.
but I've caught on to your act and understand that you're just pushing
buttons. there's a place for everyone and yours is to piss everyone off
that you come across.