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Devin
Administrator   Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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 posted on 16/2/2004 at 09:59 AM |
| Sheesh, I leave for 3 days and look what I come back to. The whole site is
littered with trolling and troll feeding. So much shmeng in fact, that
parts of the site broke. That attention whore article was spewing errors
at me this morning, so rather than try and fix it, I just deleted it. It's
gonna take me a while to clean up the mess in the galleries and elsewhere.
Any further shmooth trolling or troll feeding outside of this forum topic
will be deleted regardless of what it says. ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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Shmooth
Member   Posts: 76 Registered: 23/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 10:28 AM |
| In my minds eye I light fires in your houses. ____________________
Jameel
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic  Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 11:19 AM |
| Whats nice is that though tons of little trolling incidents have been seen
throughout time, Shmooth seems to be really getting everyone's goat. I
suppose nuking parts of the site helps to escalate him to new level of
troll, but why not just delete his membership. It might piss him off, but
atleast it's a stout message of "youre actions aren't eanted here". Well I
don't really know troll politics otr site operation procedures, soI should
just shut up. ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 11:48 AM |
| I am sorry fait troll baiting... Honestly... mea culpa ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 12:21 PM |
hey... on the galleries... you are using a form entry, right? forms can be
set to a maximum number of characters per entry... wouldn't that help the
gallery problem?
Feral ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Shmooth
Member Posts: 76 Registered: 23/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 01:46 PM |
If you delete my membership I wont be coming back.
And you dont want me to leave. You all love me. ____________________
Jameel
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 04:01 PM |
YOU CRACK ME UP! :-D
now check it.. Let me explain.. ok???
:-)
Actually, Anya was the one who said "this is not a pickup bar".
When I said "hey baby", I said this in a really nice way, and I made this
clear in later posts. ! That model made my eyes light up.
As far as saying she had picked up baggage in pickup bars, That was a JOKE.
If people were already so miserable that they couldnt assume that I was
joking , then I should have been informed.
Anya was the one saying "hey baby" belongs in pickup bars.
So I can only assume she has been to pickup bars.
And to suggest that I would say something the way something is said in
pickup bars, is an insult to me. In any case, what I said was a JOKE!
And when I "sexually harassed" Bettie, that was a JOKE ,TOO.
I've made it clear, that I AM A COMEDIAN. Literally! I've stated it
REPEATEDLY.
I JOKE!
BUT IN THE FUTURE, IF IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY.. I WILL SAY "WARNING, JOKE
COMING UP" ,and then say what I have to say.
Yes, Bettie x is very sweet, I can tell by her eyes. That's why I aimed to
make her laugh. And she would have, had she not also had assumptions about
me.
I dont even TALK to people I dont respect.
I approached her, and JOKED. HAVE I MADE THAT CLEAR to you?
God forbid I expose fresh humour on a gothic site. WHAT WAS I
THINKING??!!?
My remark to her, was a redicule on MY PART. Making fun of ME.
OK???? If you cant undertsnad that, I would like to tell you to go fuck
yourself.But I wont say that.
And yes, this is the way I am in real life.
And yes, I "pull this kind of crap" with every one. I never get hit. I duck
when women try to hit me (though they hardly ever do) , and Im an amateur
martial artist, so I dont worry about the guys.
"I hope you don't act like this for a while, becasue you'll neer make it in
life." My life is VERY different from yours.
You know about your life, not mine. So dont tell me what it takes to make
it in MY life. :-) You're cute,dude,really.
Im trying to speak your language here.
Body language is a big part of how I convey that Im joking.And I bet you've
neva met anybody like me, so if there's confusion, that's normal around
people that arent used to unveiled humour!
Even the part of how Im talking now, is humour. Nothing serious.
You can be offended if you chose too.. But if you just drop your assumtions
about the attitude I ACTUALLY convey, you just might enjoy me.
If you would take a closer look at my words, just maybe you might see.
To be frank, the truth is, Im a teenage thug , and Im trying to talk to you
nice half ass humourous ,intelligent people.
You lack understanding about me.
What's yalls idea of humour.. sarcasm .. ?
But you dont have to like me. Im used to being hated,yes,in real life.
Why dont you go ahead and assume you know why.
Since you think you know me.
It would be very tragic of yall were to lose out on such a great guy like
me, just because yall have been socialy molded like cookiedough.
If yall have fragile egos, and decided to step in to the fire by telling me
what to do and not do, and assuming yall know me. Then..that breaks my
heart.
Some of the humour I have displayed is : Cynical sarcasmic mirrored
ridicule.
Do you better understand?
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Squire-of-Gothos wrote on Feb 16, 2004 - 01:26 PM:
You don't think that "hey baby" is a bad way to express beauty? What does
it have to do with beauty? It's slutty sounding. Beavis said it all the
time on Beavis and Butthead; is that the image your coming to this site, a
site full of educated and informed conversation? And then telling a woman
that she's got emotional baggage because of being hit on by assholes. So
your admit that that form of comeon is ugly and reprehensible and would
give a woman emotional baggage? Then perhaps you should refrain from
packing on emotional baggage for people. "Feeding the fire" by making the
most horrible comment I have EVER seen on this site or from someone on this
site, what in the HELL do you think you were doing. Bettie happens to be
one of the nicest people I know at Shmeng, and has always treated me with
repsect despite our sometimes different views. How dare you say that to
her. What did she do to you, to deserve your childish cunnilingus remarks?
Did she insult your manhood? Or point out something that others were pissed
about? WHy did you need to pull something that dispicable?
You are not a good person if this is fun for you. I hate to pull out the
insult guns, but only as whining child taunts and pisses on people on the
internet for entertainment. Do you enjoy getting people angry with you,
that you will never have to se or be hit by? I'm sure you don't pull this
kind of crap face to face with people. Then again, that atitude would leave
friendless and holed up in your house a lot, which would give you plenty of
time to ruin the peace of this place. Arguments on this site should reside
in forums, and hopefully only on the subject of politics and religion and
things of that nature. Ferrel had every right to "sit down and play daddy"
with you, because you're a missbehaving child so far on this site, not to
mention (and I know this is too farfetched for logic) but you made that
idiotic comment towards HIS model, and HIS picture.
There is no point in me prolonging this message, or our correspondance. I
shouldn't have even messaged you in the first place, but you should know,
you have problems man. This isn't fun. That comment to Bettie-x was so
terrible, in adition to just becoming an indginant asshole when moderators
asked you to stop making huge comments and when people asked you to stop
being rude, is enough to put you on the shit list of everyone here. And
even though I know it's fun to have people yelling at you and never having
to meet them, you have to understand you reaction was, to say the least,
retarded. I hope you don't act like this for a while, becasue you'll neer
make it in life.
-Squire
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“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 04:52 PM |
Now, all things considered, there are -some- girls who do not mind similar
comments...though that "Hello baby" one was actually one of the most absurd
of them all. I was trying to help you with the etiquette here. Back when
people looked at me as a "no0b," I didn't act that silly. Soo...you kind
of stepped over the boundaries.
Squire of Gothos: You're quite the gentleman.  Thank you for
standing up for the women who got poked the wrong way. *snickers*
[Edited on 2/16/2004 by Anya]
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 05:41 PM |
On the whole "misunderstood comic syndrome" that seems to be popular when
people get yelled at for being stupid or picking a fight, if they're truly
trying to be funny, they're failing miserably.
Hell I didn't even LOOK at anything in the schmooth post until I got the
sorry excuse for an "impish" ultra macho "look at me" PM reeking of
stridex, pot smoke, and idiot teen male humor. Hell, it DID make me laugh,
but not for the reasons I suspect it sent it.
[Edited on 2/17/2004 by bettie_x] ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 05:45 PM |
| Oh, and squire what comment other than those torrid love scripts was made?
You'll have to forgive my amnesia, but I was pretty lit when that whole
mainpage post sort of....exploded. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 10:38 PM |
i am not a misunderstood comic... I am an asshole
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Shmooth
Member Posts: 76 Registered: 23/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 11:01 AM |
Yo who's the girl on the front page?
Satans bride? ____________________
Jameel
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 11:08 AM |
Well at least you don't play pretend, and for that you have always got gold
stars.
What I'm talking about are usually new members who come barging in, guns
blazing, thinking they're the coolest craziest funniest shit since
kooshballs, instead come off like assholes, idiots, or shit-disturbers, are
TREATED as such, and 180 around from ultra cool crazy funny wanna be
lookitmee, to sulky arrogant backtracking "misunderstood geniuses" crying
that nobody understands their "unique" flavor of humor and that we're too
unenlightened or stuck up to "get it". And then instead of explaining
themselves so people will GET further humor they fling, and acting like
adults, they start flinging shit. It's like the wrong type of princess
kissed the toad and they turned into a troll instead of a prince.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 12:21 PM |
Yeah...
on a lighter note...shmooth, after being warned against long posts in the
galleries, continues to do it.. fuckmonkey ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Shmooth
Member Posts: 76 Registered: 23/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 12:49 PM |
ah..but wait princess. So far you've just kissed the toad. Wait 'til you've
fucked him.
Hey,atleast you admit it has to do with WHO kisses the toad.
And that's my point.
Yall are prolly so used to shitflingers..that when I come in..in a good
mood..a little hyper..and tease a little.. People jump on my ass and call
me a whore. So hell.. It has to do with WHO kisses the toad.
Im used to being kissed by much less than princesses. So when they do, I
turn troll.
And at that point, what I was throwing wasnt humour any more ,it was
disses.
Stil, my ego wasnt hurt , and it was sad to see that some of you had
wounded egos.
YES, I am bordering on arrogant! I admit it!
But I was joking before yall went all serious n shit.
The truth is that yall just couldnt assume that I was joking so
energeticly.
What I was saying was ABSURD! COULD I HAVE BEEN JOKING? Take a wild
guess.
Some of yall are acting like I just kidnapped Martha Stewart and boiled her
in a pan!
I mean damn!
I expect you to laugh at the fact that Im cocky bordering on arrogant,
(which I can admit! If you were me, you would be too!) Not just get up
my ass and call me everything between heaven and earth.
"crying that nobody understands their "unique" flavor of humor".
Yall wanna see my flavor of humour? Suck my dick, n you'll get the
flavor.
-That's how extreme my humour goes.
When I say "suck my dick", I dont mean nothing by it! If I say asshole, it
doesnt mean shit! If I call you a bastard, I dont mean nothing by that
either!
But I havent called any of yall any of those things!
I didnt just say..Hello..my name is shmooth..suck my dick!
haha, very funny.
N then when I tell yall Im joking..after yall have been up my ass for so
long.. Yall move close together forming a group that is more dense than
the atoms in ed Kennedys asshole, and say "we are not uptight!".
Again, everything I say is not meant to be directly laughed at..as in
"haha".
What, should I refrain from saying something only because it doesnt provoce
a laugh?
Maybe if yall would have given me more time to build up to the point of
provocing a laugh, I would have done so.
But instead, yall go "Hey..that wasnt rediculous and absurd to the point
of provocing direct laughter..so he must not be joking...He must be
serious..and just trying to entertain himself..and that means he's an
asshole!"
Jesus fucking Christ, you people!!
Yall need to take deep breaths.
Just because a joke is about something remotely displayed by the truth,
doesnt mean it's not a joke!
THAT'S WHAT YALL DO NOT GET.
Honestly, Im a patient person.
And Im sorry if many of you have been abused by the world, and there for
jump to conclusions.
Also, GET THIS:
I wouldnt EVEN TALK to any one if I hadnt formed a basic opinion of
them.
Meaning, if I dont like you, you will NEVER hear from me.
When Anya told me what to say in the gallery, I would have just turned my
head and left, if I didnt think she was nice enough to talk to.
Get that?
Unless I think you're possibly worth talking to, you wont hear a fucking
word from me!
Thus; what I say, is said to tease. Not to hurt somebodys ego and make them
mad.
GET THAT?
I TEASE, I JOKE.
I know everything that I am (or I wouldnt be alive today) , and I dont need
any one to verify it.
I like to toy with people that appeal to me. But if yall are above toying
with, let me know, and I'll be on my way.
*pokes bettie_x with his elbow*
And when Im stepped on, I do get mean. Sorry Feral. ____________________
Jameel
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 01:03 PM |
Shmooth:
Joke: N
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an
amusing story with a punch line.
If this is the right definition.. you failed... you were not amuzing... and
you explanaion of the comment I was opposed to did not state it was a
joke... you defined yourself, by your actions, as a mouth breather
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
While this is an amusing situation, and you are ludicrous... this was not
your intent either
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no
joke.
An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock
These however, do seem to be appropriate...
I guess you are right... you are a joke...
You have not been stepped on... I attempted, nicely in a messenger
conversation, to educate you on the protocols and accepted behavior here...
You are pushing yourself along a road to erasure...
Now honestly... I am going to be ignoring you from here on out, as you are
really not worth my time...
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Squire-of-Gothos
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 posted on 17/2/2004 at 01:49 PM |
Wow, he's a magic guy. He trancends even the definition of his own
medium. I say aplause, aplause to him people! That takes guts. Shame on
you. After he confidently, and competently for that matter, explained his
technique just now, I get it. You all, woops, yall understand it, don't
you? It's easy to be funny! Just follow the Shmooth school of comedy with
these 4 easy steps!:
1. Girls love it when you talk about oral with them, frankly, despite a
lack of a formal relationship. Go for it.
2. Do what comes natural, including, arogance, insulance, indignance, and
stupidity.
3. If they're not laughing, don't quit yet. No matter how much the crowd
asks you to leave, or boos, or attemps to fire a crossbow at your heart,
just keep doing the obnoxious/oral commedy bit we discussed in chapter
5.
4. People love broken thoughts and explanations that dont make a lot of
sense. Disorientatrion is fun, like the Gravitron at the fair where you
spend all your time, pissing off those carnies that are always on smoke
breaks, well except for that one, he tried to punch you once, but it's
cool, fuck him, you'll just keep it up....
Yeah. Well. Now I feel a bit stupid, but hey. Thats my
comedy: Satirism, sarcasm, witty reparte`, modest anecdotes, and most
importantly of I pulled it off without using the oldest comedy bit in the
book, that most cliche'd of contrivances, that mos't overused, hackneyed,
albeit hilarious; yes that most infamous of comedic show stoppers:
OFFERING MARRIED STRANGERS ORAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
(cue game show music, cuzz I just dun won a prize!)
Anyway, oh yes, no problem Anya, ladies are people too, just stupid ones
that don't know how to work or vote. Women's sufferage! Women's sufferage!
Zeig Heil! Zeig...
Sorry, sorrry sorry. So kidding. It's that shmooth school of comdey.
Seriously though, yeah it was my pleasure, that has always sickened me.
Plus my girlfriend is a feminist so it was in my best interests to not
ignore that aspect of the idiot Out of respect, of
course.
-Squire
[Edited on 17/2/2004 by Squire-of-Gothos] ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a
buzzard.
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Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic  Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 01:55 PM |
Honestly, I can't remember when we last jumped en masse upon someone like
this. When there's an extreme reaction, there must be a good underlying
reason for it. maybe we were all just troll-hungry. I mean, we've gotten
extreme extroverts here before and didn't start immediately slicing and
dicing. Shmooth, you DID give us bait and we took it, enthusiastically at
that. You managed to rub people the wrong way. We went for blood. If you
took exception to a comment and turned troll, you see what kind of
treatment trolls get around here. If you want to change your tune now, stop
trolling and start contributing to the community. It may be a bit more
difficult for you since you got off on the wrong foot, but eventually
people might calm down about you. If you keep behaving like a troll, you
will continue to be treated like one. You can get just as much attention
without being belligerent or rude.
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Shmooth
Member Posts: 76 Registered: 23/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 03:22 PM |
Squire queer dude. Feminism is one thing.. If wanting equal rights for
both genders is being a feminist, then I am a feminist as well.
If being a feminist is encouraging women to not shave their legs, then
no.
Women who try to pull themselves up by claiming their gender, are not
feminist.They are very confused women. They are chauvinist.
Lots of women that call themselves feminists, are just very confused
women.
Because let me explain something.. WOMEN, ARE CRAZY.
YES, that's right.
Why are they crazy? I'll prove it to you.
Because, women like men that are not sexually repressed.. But at the same
time, they dont like men that like to be with lots of women.
NOW, there is NO straight sexually unrepressed man, that does not like to
be with lots of women.
However, Women do feel attraction for sexually unrepressed men.
The kind of attraction they do not feel for average guys like yourself.
(even if you are intelligent.)
Then, they like to tell men what to do when they can. (This is actually a
womens subconscious letting you know that they do not like your average joe
bullshit of adjusting to what they tell you).
And I do not care if any women on this site says anything other than what I
just said.
This is the god damned truth. And women are there for CRAZY.
Im not saying women are inferior , just crazy!
Women are CRAZY, and men are stupid.
I am just being a man (without being chauvinist), and I am used to getting
this kinda talk from guys like you.
"OFFERING MARRIED STRANGERS ORAL", is just part of giving women the
behaviour that they really want from men (in the way that I did it).
Im not saying men should push their tongues down womens throats..
And guys like you, need to stop trying to correct guys like me for being
the free respectable beautiful wonderful creatures that we are.
You should ask you girl if you may bring another woman in bed with you..
But since she's a confused woman, she'll just tell you it's ok if she can
bring another man in bed with her. ..........
Say what you want. You know Im right. ____________________
Jameel
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 03:35 PM |
"Women are CRAZY, and men are stupid."
I've met stupid women as well as crazy men.
"OFFERING MARRIED STRANGERS ORAL", is just part of giving women the
behaviour that they really want from men (in the way that I did it)."
This makes you sound like one of those fuckers that say women who get raped
really wanted it. Very uncool.
"And guys like you, need to stop trying to correct guys like me for being
the free respectable beautiful wonderful creatures that we are."
You have yet to prove yourself respectable, beautiful or wonderful.
"Say what you want. You know Im right."
you only THINK you're right. Everyone has the right to their own opinion.
I've given you mine.
And beginning an argument or debate with name calling "Squire queer dude"
completely discredits you. You are not being a reasonable person. That's
what makes you a troll.
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