Subject: drunken idiot..you know you´ve been there...
callei
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 05:51 AM
one of my favorites features a friend of mine. It was halloween and we
didnt know that she was hypoglycenic. we went to a friends studio to make
some noise (it was supposed to be music, but we were drinking wine coolers
with shots of vodka and eating candy).
Well she ate oodles of red hots and cinamon bears and was drinking the
redwine style wine coolers.
Ok half way through brutalizing "I did it my way" i noticed that i wasnt
seeing three of her on the couch so i went to look for her...
I found her on the roof of the studio, one of those rounded corrigated tin
buildings. I called up to her and she said she didnt feel very good....
Fortunatly for me i got my back turned before i got covered in redwine,
redhots, and cinamon bears. she even got my shoes.
Another favorite is when we got looped on some decent champagne and climbed
up on my friends roof to wtch the sunset. keep in mind we were in a built
up neighborhood with zero lot lines.
We decided that it was wrong to be dressed when the sun went down,
naturally enough. But it make sense to us that our clothes couldnt be on
the roof with us, so we through them down, about half landing in the hot
tub or pool.
That is when the neighbors called the cops....
I was really shy when i was younger and usually stayed shy no matter how
drunk i was. but one night at a club that i was way to young to go to, i
decided to be as brave as my bestfriend and go meet the guy i was lusting
after. she had a very unique way of meeting guys. she would run up to them,
throw her arms around thier neck, and give them a deep, wet kiss, then pull
back and say "oops! i thought you were someone else! but you are a way
better kisser" It is not a good idea to run in a club (uneven floors and
flashing lights), in high heel boots that are a size or two too big, or
think that you are as daring as a drunk aries (unless you are a drunk
aries).
i fell into his lap head first, bruising us both and knocking him out of
his chair. fortunatly he was looped too and while i was being mortified,
embarassed and in pain, he was realizing that a woman had literally just
thrown herself at him...
I have alot of those "get drunk and wake in a strange house/town/state next
to a person that i dont recognize" stories but they are all rather tame. I
woke up next to someone elses best friend(fully dressed) or at a best
friends boyfrinds house sharing a bed with the little sister(fully dressed)
or in san diego(this happens if you live in california) in someones car
(bestfriend´s older brother´s girl friend) i´ll leave them out.
There is one story about a punk bar and vodka, quite a few with hot tubs,
showers, and beach bon fires but many of the people here are under 21/18
and its not legal for them to read that sort of thing.
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Dolorosa
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 06:06 AM
Christ Callei! I need to go drinking with you one of these days.
I had a recent encounter not too long ago, I don´t remember it much, but
apparently I got drunk and started reading someone´s palm...apparently I
told them I saw a spider-looking thing in their lungs.
Yesterday the girl told me she has recently been diagnosed with the
beginning stages of lung cancer...
I´m thinking about curbing my alcohol intake for a little while.
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callei
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 06:55 AM
eek! dont you hate it when you tell the truth?
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Shade
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 12:32 PM
I still think the worst for me was when I woke at a friends house with a
bar tab for 200 dollars worth of Long Island Iced Teas in my pocket, no
memory of the night before and my friend asking what i and the bartender
had been doing in the phone booth all night. The worst part was he couldn´t
remember which bartender.
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no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
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Dolorosa
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 01:23 PM
Ack!
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