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crash
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posted on 4/12/2005 at 02:08 AM
Hah. How amusing.
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posted on 4/12/2005 at 05:00 AM
that is indeed quite amusing .. but at the same time it kind of looks like
someone took a picture of toiletpaper and photoshoped it black.
either way the idea of black toilet paper is pretty cool, not cool enough
to actually spend money on, but funny enough to add to favourites and show
to friends at lan parties.
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posted on 5/12/2005 at 03:01 AM
I would be a little afraid to use it. I would be scared the dye would turn
my ass black. I like black, but not that much!
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posted on 5/12/2005 at 06:06 PM
quote:I would be a little
afraid to use it. I would be scared the dye would turn my ass black. I
like black, but not that much!
That is eeriely similar to the thoughts I had when I saw it.
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posted on 6/12/2005 at 02:17 AM
LOL. I wondered the same thing! Hell, I'm thinking of buying a roll just so
I can run water over it and see if it bleeds out black coloring. That way I
can laugh at all the poor "I want to be so goth" people who buy it and now
have black/deep blue asses.
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posted on 8/12/2005 at 07:25 PM
I'll be able to tell you... when I can justify using it because it was so
freaking expensive (shipping cost included). At the risk of sounding like
a total 'tard, I confess that my man & I ordered some a couple of weeks ago
and it arrived yesterday! At first I could have killed him when he told me
he'd ordered it, because the stuff costs an arm and a leg like I said, but
it was just too bizarre to resist (hey man, when ThinkGeek came out with
the CPU tower-mounted dashboard cigarette lighter, I was all over that). I
bust a gut laughing when I opened the box, this stuff is pretty wild. It's
SO black! LOL! Here's some shots of our exciting adventure with the
arrival of the hallowed black TP:
I think we'll give some away as joke Christmas presents. Nothing says love
like something to potentially stain your ass black.
[Edited on 9/12/2005 by valerian]
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 8/12/2005 at 11:17 PM
*laughs* That is awesome! It even has tear drops!
So tell me, does the black come off when wet?
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posted on 8/12/2005 at 11:59 PM
See, when I saw it, I didn't so much think of the black colour bleeding off
as I was instead thinking of little black balls of fuzzy toilet paper lint.
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posted on 14/12/2005 at 05:34 PM
Well kids, you have it from the horse's mouth. Or arse, as the case may
be...
Gave it a quick test first, before jumping right into a more appropriate
usage, by blowing my nose into it. Let me just say that there is something
pretty weird about wet black toilet paper. It gets a heck of a lot darker
(not that I thought that was possible, it's already pretty damned dark),
and has an aesthetic appeal similar to used motor oil. But to my glee and
satisfaction, the dye doesn't run when wet. It just looks... creepy. As
for lint, well, I just haven't been able to bring myself to use the paper
for its proper function yet. I am still trying to get over the whole oil
slick thing. I can't imagine what... oh never mind.
*laughs* That is awesome! It even has tear drops!
Yes, I noticed that. Adds a nice kind of... melancholy quality. Oh, and
it has an unusual perfume, as well. Most unexpected, but not at all
unpleasant. Floral, lightly musky, slightly soapy, difficult to place.
Possibly gardenias? Give me time...
[Edited on 15/12/2005 by valerian]
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