feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/10/2004 at 03:47 PM |
God is love
God is dead
Love is a many splendored thing
Therefore necrophilia is a many splendored thing...
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Faith is the substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things
unseen
The proof is in the pudding
Therefore faith is an unseen, substanceless figgy pudding...
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____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/10/2004 at 06:29 AM |
Time and tide wait for no man
Time flies when you are having fun
So men never to have any fun, or men are no fun. Time is a lesbian. With
fairy wings.
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/10/2004 at 06:31 AM |
Love makes the world go round
Money makes the world go round
A penny saved is a penny earned
So spend all your money or the world will stop spinning and we will all
fall off, and have as much sex as you can or the world will stop spinning.
Therefore pay for sex often and save the world.
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/10/2004 at 12:24 PM |
love is free
god loves all
god is free.
Corollary: we can all own god and use him for our advantage.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/10/2004 at 03:01 PM |
Isn't that what organized religion does anyway? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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pale-face
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posted on 4/10/2004 at 04:31 PM |
I think so. Theres no other way they could make people believe that crap. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/10/2004 at 08:50 AM |
All's fair in love and war.
War is hell.
Therefore, the weather in hell is expected to be fair, with little to no
chance of precipitation.
-OR-
Hell is a really fun place to be, with a petting zoo, cotton candy, and a
ferris wheel. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/10/2004 at 09:34 PM |
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What goes up must come down.
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes" ~Andy Warhol
So if you can get it up and keep it up for fifteen minutes you will be
famous.
Then if you take a long hot bath afterward, you will become God's first
officer. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2004 at 05:34 PM |
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Opium has been illegal since the 1930s.
So, either religion is illegal or I should be able to get Opium at
confession. ____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2004 at 08:18 AM |
"Father, I have sinned by using opium which is against the law. May I have
some more?" ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2004 at 08:41 AM |
breaking the law isnt necessarily a sin is it? unless of course it is a
religious law. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2004 at 08:40 PM |
A pessimist is never disappointed.
i dont know where i'm going with this... so i'll just leave it at that ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/10/2004 at 04:28 AM |
Actually, breaking the secular law is a sin. Something in Paul's epistles
or Jesus teachings or something. You can tell my overly-thourough Biblical
education is starting to get a little distant when I can't quote the exact
verse. Damn it, which mildewed box is my old concordance lying in, and the
back of which closet is that box hiding in? ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/10/2004 at 04:40 AM |
Sorry to correct you, but I believe you will find that Jesus teaches that
to follow secular law is not necessarily essential, as long as you are
following the laws of god. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/10/2004 at 09:46 AM |
Abbaddon: incorrect... two citations disprove your statement... 1)"give
ceasar, ceasar's due." A statement about paying the taxes of the roman
government... and 2) Abstain from the appearance of evil...
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/10/2004 at 11:37 AM |
And there is something else, something about "respecting those that have
authority over you" or something. I think it might be Paul, though. And I
think there's something even more to the point somewhere that's eluding my
memory. Which is why I wish I could find my old concordance without major
excavations. I know there was a whole rash of verses that they used to
quote at me about why speeding was a sin, and things like that. ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/10/2004 at 08:03 PM |
i feel that 'give unto caeser that which is caeser's' shows more of a
destain for wordly wealth than an instruction to follow secular law.
consider, jesus was himself an outlaw of sorts, he incited rebellion,
whether intentionally or not. also amongst his most treasured followers
were criminals and prostitutes. cf mary magdallen ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/10/2004 at 09:07 PM |
I will not attempt to interpret my best friend's thoughts and feelings, let
alone those of a deity... if you know his mind, why debate...
secondly... THIS is NOT the place for it... make a new forum
[Edited on 10/11/2004 by feralucce] ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/10/2004 at 01:25 PM |
Rome wasn't built in a day
'we built this town on rock and roll'
Rome was built with rock and roll?
or
to build Rome in a day get musicians to build it?
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/10/2004 at 03:43 PM |
Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
The fiddler on the roof.
Don't burn your candle at both ends.
Cat on a hot tin roof.
The grasshopper played while the ants stored food for the winter.
Nero liked to shove grasshoppers up his hershey highway while he poured hot
candle wax on his cat's nipples.
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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