1 Take a cage full of ten monkeys with a banana suspended from the ceiling
and a ladder up to it.
2 When a monkey climbs and reaches the banana spreay all the other monkeys
with high pressure water. After this happens a few times the monkeys will
attack any other who tries to climb the ladder to avoid the hose.
3 Replace one of the monkeys. When it tries to climb the ladder the others
will attack it as per usual. It won't know why it was attacked.
4 Replace another monkey, when it tries to get the banana it will be
attacked. The first replacement monkey will join in the attack with the
others but will not have experienced the watercannon.
5 One by one replace all the monkeys eventually the monkeys will all be
replaced and none will have received the hose. They will still attack any
which tries to get the banana. None will know why.
This is something that has interested me since i first read it. It bears an
awful lot in common to my old school rules and many of those of society, in
my opinion at least. What do other people think?
[Edited on 6/8/2004 by W0rmW00d]
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posted on 9/9/2005 at 09:14 PM
That doesn't sounds like Pennywise's style. Pennywise fed on fear. Fear and
children. Besides, wasn't IT killed at the end of the book?
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actually dolo, Roland DOES waste Pennywise in the final tower book "Dark
Tower VII: the dark tower". Of course in this book he's Dandelo. Nearly
every character he's ever written has ended up in the Tower series, or
their story tied somehow to the Dark Tower, the Crimson King, or Mid-world.
Father Callahan from Salem's Lot, Dandelo (ie: pennywise) from IT, Ted
Brautigan from "Hearts in Atlantis", "Black House" is tied into the Tower,
so is "Insomnia". And he even writes himself into it too, like his
hitchcock-esque cameos in his own films. He even ties how he almost got
killed by a minivan into the fabric of the story.
K, I'm a wicked nerd here. Sorry. Anyway he fucks his clown shit UP
towards the end of the last book, tho he isn't "pennywise" in appearance,
but a kind old man ex-commedian that causes humor to the point of
excruciating pain and then feeds off it. It's NUTS.
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posted on 30/8/2005 at 03:41 AM
Gunslinger rawks yo. He would fuck up pennywise.
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I was wondering of someone found my personal life interesting, and needed
to post it again. Since it was accidental, I'll cancel the head-check I
ordered for them.
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posted on 29/8/2005 at 02:42 AM
Hell, if you were going to choose a post to randomly quote, that's as good
a one as any!
That's my Bettie!
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Anonymous
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posted on 25/8/2005 at 06:53 AM
I have never ever ever been on this site before. I was searching (for
something to do with a website community that I am part of), on google and
a link to this page came up. Only it was the link to the ''post reply''
screen where you write out the replies to people, very similar to the one I
am writing on now, only somebody elses words were there. I pressed,
probably stupidly, the ''post reply'' button at the bottom of this screen.
And by doing so, the anoymous post above this, was left on your site. I
don't know WHO wrote it, or how I got to that page... But sorry if it's got
in the way of anything! Thought I'd better explain just in case =)
Anonymous
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posted on 25/8/2005 at 06:46 AM
quote:Abbadon you've got way
more to learn about me ( and other people) than you can even begin to know.
And the silly thing about your statement is that you never ever TRIED.
When all you do is pick a fight, sonny, a fight is what you'll get with
me.
Want to know a little about me without a fight? I'll indulge, I'm drinking
cheap beer and smoking cheap cigarettes and sweltering in 80% humidity in
the evergreen state.
I'm in an ever so indulgent mood. Pull up a chair.
My name is Laurie. I was born april 18th, 1980, one month to the hour
after mt. st. helen's exploded. I live in the pacific northwest,
specifically washington, the state that has raised the two most notorious
serial killers in american history. My first memory is plastic walls and a
hot light. My first real word was donut. I was the first kid in my peer
group to read, and the first in my grade (2nd) to read chaptered books. I
suck at math, always have, always will. The driver was an Aries, and he
laughed until he saw the cold blue steel of little Elvis. I've been obese,
and I've been disgustingly thin. In that order. I'm naturally blonde, I
like old country and black metal and tofu. I'm a pussy for orphaned
animals, and I feed those I can't catch and find homes for. My husband was
my first real boyfriend, and I married at 21. I'm a social retard and
loath meeting new people. I'm a mean boss but a good co-worker. I work
retail. I dress funny. I like monster trucks, redneck bars, bad beer and
karaoke. I can perfectly execute the Axel Rose "slide" from the Welcome to
the Jungle video. I'm a Satanist with a passion for religion and a vegan
hell bent for pleather. I'm fluent in ebonics. I paint. I draw. I'm not
happy unless I'm PISSED OFF. I have a cat named Delia, and one that just
turned 20 named Razzy. I also have a weenie dog named holly, and three
rats named Alice, Lilly, and Darla. Last night I ate a dinner that was 90%
from my garden in my back yard. I'm addicted to cigarettes and Stephen
King's "gunslinger" novels. I've written hate letters to Benji from good
charlotte. I collect teacups. i am a fountain of bizarre useless
information.
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posted on 18/9/2004 at 06:34 PM
ill take that as a no then.
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posted on 18/9/2004 at 06:34 PM
does something momentous happen when i reach one hundred posts? i figured
id ask i here in this nothing forum that i started because it is a nothing
question which i am only posting to find out the answer.
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Schizo
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posted on 1/9/2004 at 01:12 PM
Damn, I was wondering how to get into that hembox in the closet.
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posted on 1/9/2004 at 02:32 AM
but of course, how the hell else could we get into warchests and hemboxes?
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Schizo
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posted on 1/9/2004 at 02:10 AM
So, by that reasoning, warlocks and hemlocks should have warkeys and
hemkeys, right?
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
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posted on 30/8/2004 at 11:44 PM
ok, keep it busy, ill fetch a monkey and we can find out whats moninside.
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Moinlen_Drigenu
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posted on 28/8/2004 at 09:29 PM
I...I...I s..s....I saw a monlock!!!
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posted on 28/8/2004 at 12:24 AM
"One time, at school, I got caught with my hand down my pants, and I had to
keep them there for a week. WHAT A WEEK!"
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