Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/3/2004 at 12:12 AM |
So here I show up again. Just wanted to pop my head in the door and grad a
little attention. I'm back to writting and have already submitted an
article so we'll see how that goes. I see things have changed a lot since
I've been gone.... someones gonna have to fill me in on all of it. As for
me well, I'm livin in the shithole Texoma area in a hick town of about
three thousand.....so yeah.... Other than that its great to be back and I
can't wait to piss some more of you guys (and gals) off ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/3/2004 at 06:32 AM |
Ah, geist, so nice to see you again. How are you? How is your psycho of
the moment? Has that finally passed? ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/3/2004 at 03:11 PM |
Well, as for my psycho of the moment I haven't had a psycho fo....god,
eight months now. Somethins wrong.... I think I'm broke. Where did I put
that damn tool box again ? ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/3/2004 at 01:55 AM |
Hey, shitsplat hick towns fucking RULE.
1) few neighbors
2) neighbors you DO have won't call the cops if you party too loud, shoot
outside, or burn things in the yard because they know you'll counter-tattle
on their meth lab if they do.
3)no matter HOW terrible you look, you're still the most fabulous looking
person in the grocery store
4)there's usually at least ONE hell-hole karaoke bar that you get to break
up the garth brooks and stevie nicks impersonations with a rousing round of
Dead or Alive *bop*
5)nobody talks to you
6)lots of liquor stores and smoke shops
7)no scene = no scenesters. nuff said. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Monolycus
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posted on 24/3/2004 at 06:05 AM |
Welcome back aboard, Geist. I'd wondered what had happened to you.
~M. |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 05:29 PM |
Shit, you hit my reasons for moving back to Kansas right on the spot
Bettie! I don't consider it a hick state, but there are some hick towns
there. On top of it all, weapons are not such an issue there so I can have
my own collection going when I go to the Renaissance fair next year...and
so forth.
Kansas is what one would call a microcosm of the US - everything that goes
on in the US happens in Kansas (except certain topographical things). In
some ways it's too plain, but there's MUCH, much less people. High school
was a pain there, but I will be in college once I go back. Cal State wants
me, but ah well...all the bad vibes I get in my area with the massive
population, legal issues, and taxes are not worth it to me. Maybe I sound
bitchy, I'm sure most people who lived in California are used to all these
things thus are not affected as much.
Besides, I miss the seasonal changes...do not miss mosquitoes in the Summer
and Spring, but there's always bug spray. Snow in the back yard is
definitely missed here. Eh.
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 05:30 PM |
By the way, welcome back Geist.
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 03:36 PM |
Ha, ha, no. Florida is the secret hick town: All the legal issues and tripe
are non-existant, but the weather and stores all all here. Sure we don't
have snow, or cold, or, you know....winter, but I can own a handgun at 18,
and I blow things up in my back yard! I can own stun guns, explosives,
knives, all that jazz. Huge forets, wet lands to roam and dump bodies, and
the best fishing in the country. And all at disguistingly inafordable
prices!
As for Geist, whom, aprently, this post is for, well I've never had any run
ins with you my friend, but if you wanna piss me off, I'm always online!
And good job on the article, it's......ummm......informative? ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
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Zero
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 08:44 PM |
You know that article was very informative, I had no idea that my hairstyle
was catching on so fast. I hate being a trend-setter. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 08:53 PM |
by the way Florida doesn't really count, it may be in the south but it
barely counts as hick state, I live in one and I've been to florida and
until you've seen someone watching a TV on top of an old TV out side on the
front lawn (not on the front portch) of there double wide while of course
sipping a Buddweiser and screeming at there kids ("keep the damn noise down
I'm watchin' rAstlin") wearing boxers and a beer and cheeto stained
wife-beater with black sox (to complete the imbred look) picking out his
belly button lint, in your state then I may just reconsider. Until then
Florida is just a northern state that just happens to be in the south. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 27/3/2004 at 04:13 AM |
Trust me my firend, i don't know what part of florida you've been too, but
this is a very hick state. I live next to trailer park, and believe you me,
we've got plenty a fellows who fit the description. Many people don't see
the suburban part of Florida, they are so run down and horrible. And I
doubt you've ever been to Little Haiti or Havannah, those are poorer and
sadder than any hick town. Not to mention few if any people make it into
central (Orlando does not count) or western Florida. The southern drauls
are NOT gone, the Raslin love is prevalent, and the god damned tvs are
stacked 3 high. I can't stress this enough: One Must spebd their olives
here to apreciate all the little places in Florida that make you feel like
your in Kentucky. And I've been. There are some major backwoods people
here. I dunno I'll have to send pictures or something. Eh, wasn't this
forum about a person.....heh, sorry Guist..... ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
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