Subject: bizarre fetishes and the sickos who are aroused by them
IamSquid
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 10:38 PM
Okay, it's another one of those fucking wierd-ass little escapades through
the overactive (yet under-productive) and twisted little rambling of my
doughnut-shaped brain.
The more and more I think about it, the more I really want to have sex
with a girl who has rabies. I'm talking maniacal, foaming-at-the-mouth,
ruthless sex! I also tend to imagine her laughing like an inmate at Our
Lady of Bethlehem in the process. Goddamn, rabid sex sounds great! I
wanna get fucked so hard I need a series of shots afterwards!
Now that it's established that I'm indeed a sick fuck, I encourage others
to embarass themselves as I do so often on this website, (remember the
chainsaw incident?) and post their most disturbing sexual fantasies.
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 09:42 AM
Ugh, don't encourage him, Mono. I still have gravedirt underneath my
fingernails from the last time he tried to fufill this little fetish of
his. I always swear my grave robbing days are over, and then he gets that
gleam in his eye...
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Monolycus
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 01:29 AM
Squid: There's a program on Arirang TV that's seems to be nothing more
than footage of things being eaten by preying/praying mantises. It's an
hour of bug death matches, but the mantis always wins. Well, not always
bugs, one day I saw them throw a prairie dog in the ring. I wish I could
follow the narration sometimes.
Dolo: I'll intro you to some of my exes.
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angel_of_death
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 05:04 AM
I know this may seam strange and simple, but I want to be fucked... HARD.
Like fucked so hard that I have internal injuries and die from blood loss
hard. Im a slave, so it would have to be by a master, and involve
handcuffs, and pain, and a dark room, and someone to watch my death
unfold... oh boy, this gets better by the second. *starts to wriggle in
seat*
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Zero
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posted on 8/4/2004 at 10:14 AM
since we're talking about weird sex dreams and since i just woke up about 3
hours ago.
i had this dream about this really hot chick with jet black hair cut short.
i don't know how exactly the dream progressed to me being her slave and
bsaically being commanded exactly what to do to get her off, but i enjoyed
it, what ever she wanted i gave and everytime i did something right i would
hear "good boy". Does anyone think this means something??...it was weird
because i don't have sexual dreams, this has to be my first. i woke up
because unfortunately i was sleeping on my stomach.
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Dolorosa
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posted on 8/4/2004 at 08:59 AM
I've always wanted to get raped by a female frankenstein's monster...or
perhaps a run of the mill chick zombie, onyl she'd have to be eating part
of me while screwing my brains out. I thinkt he combination of adrenaline,
horror and blood loss would be quite exhilirating.
For the franken-chick...I just want to get hit by lightning right before I
finish off.
And then theirs the one where I want to dive into a giant woman's vagina
with a weedwhacker strapped with dildos and a scuba suit.
Dead chicks...fuck they're hot.
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 8/4/2004 at 08:36 AM
Hey, not only is it hot, it's conveinient! I'm constantly thinking about
sex and food, and that's pretty much it. It would be awesome if I could
just combine the two. Sex and a nutritious snack, all in one.
...I need to find something to eat.
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IamSquid
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posted on 8/4/2004 at 07:47 AM
Yoo know what really turns mee on? The mating habits of the preying
mantis. I'm not saying I want to screw an insect or anything like that...
well, maybe a really big one... uh, but just think about this for a
second:
The male and female are going at it, no sooner does he begin to climax then
she bites his head off and starts eating it while he keeps going at it!
When he's finally done (dead) she proceeds to gobble the rest of him right
up.
Man, that's pretty hot! But wait! Think about how great it would be if
our families were like preying mantis families:
The first thing the wee ones do when they first set foot on Earth is
gang-up and eat mommy, then when they're finished with her they start to
eat eachother until there's only a few left! How cool is that?
Okay, now that I put the image of a giant squid having sex with a ginat
preying mantis in everyone's heads, I'll sit back.
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
Alchemy
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posted on 8/4/2004 at 05:12 AM
I had a recent dream of My partners nether regions talking back to Me as I
was about to givem a taste...odly, this did not turn Me off. I guess
having them blow kisses at you is a bit of a "Thank you for the attention.
Its greatly appreciated"
IamSquid
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posted on 7/4/2004 at 11:45 AM
Hey, there's nothing wrong with wanting to bite it off. Immasculation has
always turned mee on which is completely stupid seeing as I would have
nothing to get off with if I were ever immasculated. I'm pretty sure alot
of guys feel the same way. I sometimes have dreams where I cut off my
penis and swing it around like a blackjack or something, then midway
through I'll be like "oh SHIT! What the fuck have I done?" and panic and
then that will last for a minute or two and then I'll go right back to
being giddy and playful. Any Freudians out there?
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 7/4/2004 at 11:04 AM
And sucked on nicely while your tongue plays around with it (I am sure some
guys are going to just get totally bothered reading all of this we're
saying M_W).
LOL my mom once said something about treating them like an ice cream
cone....glad I didn't take her advice...cuz I bite my ice cream cones.
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 7/4/2004 at 10:35 AM
Yeah, once you take a bite, it just gets really messy. They should be
rolled about on the tongue and savored.
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 7/4/2004 at 10:28 AM
Well not eat, but I know one I wouldn't mind having in my mouth right now.
I won't be taking a bite out of it...owwwwies
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IamSquid
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posted on 6/4/2004 at 11:07 PM
are yoo saying yoo want to eat a penis?
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
Merry_Widow
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posted on 6/4/2004 at 10:18 PM
Don't forget ketchup. Delicious on burgers and weiners alike.
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 6/4/2004 at 09:59 AM
TOMATOES!
Okay, there is something absolutley yummy about a tomato. Maybe it is the
firm skin of the tomato that surrounds its juicy insides which ooze out
when cut by a dull knife or bitten into. Or is it when they are covered in
creamy creamy ranch dressing? How about when they are turned into a
delicious pasta sauce or a lucious hearty tomato soup? Tomatogasms...yes,
I have a tomatogasm fetish...yum....tomato
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
WorthlessLiar
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 08:01 PM
I was just joking. Come on guys, give me a laugh.
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 02:18 PM
Okay, I have to know. Why is the vagina so disgusting/repulsive? It's the
freaking holy center for Camp Naughtybadfun.
I mean, what about body parts like the intestines and stuff?
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IamSquid
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 01:03 PM
Are yoo mad? The vagina is the mos tbeautiful part of the human anatomy by
a long shot! It's so delicate and beautiful, with so many layers, like a
flower! How can yoo say a vagina is disgusting? I realize I'm biased
being a heteroseual male but I have to believe that even if I were a
heterosexual female or a homosexual male I would still utterly adore
vaginas.
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
Zero
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 11:46 AM
ya know, many straight males (me being one) and some females love the vagina, so
i think that may be the reason for not considering it a fetish at first.
personally the whole female anatomy is my fetish...
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