"any man can handle an image of his dead grandmother climbing up his leg
with a knife in her teeth, but this was just too much."
I saw a chick in a car the other day with "YHARRRRRG" stenciled across her
back window over a jollyroger *LOL*
It was RAD.
my brother's got a busted speedboat in my garage. If anyone is good with
fixin shit, we sail at dawn! Puget Sound will COWER and QUAKE in the wake
of our mighty battle cry of YHARG! We'll sink yuppie yahts (spelled?),
we'll vanquish fishing trollers, and pillage the booty of the North West
fairies! No...boats, jackass, boats.
There's no water near capitol hill *sheesh*
____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
Domkitten
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Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 15/12/2002 at 02:57 AM
Well, I don't have any pirates in my family line, but according to my
grandmother my family can be traced back to the jersey devil, or at least
the woman who spawned her. For those of you who don't know the story the
jersey devil goes something like this....
A young girl was dating a british officer in somewhere near leeds point NJ.
The romance was discovered and the girl was cursed. The child conceived
from the union was born a devil, who sprang up after the delivery and ran
into the woods, where it terrorizes people of NJ to this day. The jersey
devil has numerous descriptions, from having a horse head, devil horns,
wings and a forked tail, to just being a regular old demon.
Considering how psychotic my mother is (and occasionally how psychotic I
myself am), I'm inclinded to believe this is true. And well, it's
interesting enough, anyway.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
Starlight
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Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 15/12/2002 at 04:08 AM
Oh great...so now you tell me. I didn't know I could make up crap on the
census and get away with it. So now I have to wait 8 years to make up
crap. Nice.
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
Closetgothbabe
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Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 16/12/2002 at 09:14 AM
Oh shit I just thought about it but I am Irish and German and a
Scorpio....ewwwww scarry!!!!
Ironboots
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Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 16/12/2002 at 10:34 AM
Thanks Mono. I never really considered myself any good at spin. Hmmm...
Lemme try again... "George W. Bush is a strong-willed man, never failing to
advance our manifest destiny worldwide despite countless attempts by blind
environmentalists and head-in-the-cloud humanitarians to foil him"
Alright, I may be good at spin, but I'd rather laugh at them than join
them.
Politicians bite, no matter what side they're on.
Yarrr...
Schizo
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Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 26/12/2002 at 09:30 AM
I'm mostly English, with a solid dose of French and Scottish.
My cousins are descended from a cannibal. They hate to admit it, but they
would not be alive today if their ancestor hadn't snacked on his shipmate!