pAris
Member Posts: 115 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/6/2002 at 11:58 AM |
"Hello, roomservice? I need some NIN CDs, a family size bucket of whipped
cream, a hot-tub full of jello, lots of fresh fruit and syrups, some
acrobats, 10 gallons of liquid latex, a tattooed lady, 3 circus clowns, a
midget, and a trick pony, a wheel-barrow full of drugs and miscellaneous
party favors, a case of RU-487, some condoms, astroglide, and a roving
sex-toy party up to my room immediately. Oh, and a few buckets of ice
also...."
Actually, I donīt really need all that stuff, itīs just that once the olī
mind gets going, itīs hard to stop.... ____________________
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/6/2002 at 01:21 PM |
You forgot Freddy, the Magic Flute. ____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. |
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posted on 18/6/2002 at 07:14 PM |
Dom/me / sub relationship.
Latex, Platforms, uhg.
Spank My ass and call Me a piniata any day or nite. ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/6/2002 at 07:46 PM |
Right now...all I really want is a four and a half story tall giant
beautiful woman and a scuba suit... :-D ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 06:49 AM |
Yes, that would be fun... Think of the domination! I bet you wouldnīt even
need a pair of handcuffs to feel threatened and controlled!
But what if she starts working on her Kegel exercises while youīre in
there? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 07:35 AM |
Ah shit...good thing Iīm not afraid of dying huh? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:04 AM |
You know, thisīll sound REALLY silly. but, Iīve managed to achieve most of
my sexual fantasies...even some of the REALLY wacked out ones...but my
single greatest sexual fantasy, one that I doubt Iīll ever get...is to make
love to a girl, and keep her...For everything Iīve done and experianced,
Iīd give it all up in a second to look into a girlīs eyes as she lays
breathless next to me, and know, without a doubt, I am hers and she is
mine...that would be nice. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 10:02 AM |
And Iīve always wanted to have naughty hentai tentacles...yeah, true love
and urotskudoji style naughty tentacles...that would rock. :-D ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 05:50 AM |
Dolo, you rock!!!!! :lol: ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:24 AM |
lemme tell ya, being big, being evil, and having tenticles doesnīt make yor
life into hentei by any means. Yoo try to buy a girl a drink and she calls
the coast gaurd on yoo. Cest la vi.
Anyway, since at this point thereīs nothing I could say about my sexuality
that would shock or offend anyone I might as well admit that I have always
really been turned on by the mating practices of the preyng mantis. Itīs
the ultimate masochistīs fantsy. Not only does the male keep going after
his head has been removed but many species of preying mantis the male canīt
climax unless heīs being devoured by his mate. Now that is sexy! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:45 AM |
Been there done that...only the Mantis didnīt make it. (Oooh...that was
bad, even for me.)
And your afraid of the COAST GUARD? cīmon Squiddy...Department of
Transportation? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 09:38 AM |
Department of Transportation? What the hell are yoo talking about? And
no, Iīm not afraid of the Coast Gaurd, itīs the thought that counts. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 09:43 AM |
Suuuuuuuuure.... ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 02:48 PM |
While eating a hot dog and trying to resist the mind games of his beggarly
dog, the forum king had a revalation:
Twenty years from now, people are going to be gettting it on.... Butterfly
style...
See 20 or so people naked in a field full of flowers, prancing and flitting
(old fashioned pun not intended) around... Occassionally, two will latch on
to one another and have ten seconds or so of fun until a giant toddler
comes wandering in to investigate the butterflys.
I predict this will be -the- way to have sex... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 02:54 PM |
Ironboots, ARE you on bad acid? ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 02:58 PM |
No... Iīm on good acid. The type you get from batteries...
Oh, and since giant toddlers are so hard to come by, I suppose most people
will go without. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 03:22 PM |
Damit, must be my acid then... ;-) ____________________
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Beast
Occasional Poster Posts: 43 Registered: 19/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/7/2002 at 06:48 AM |
Right now it is to have wild animal sex with the hottest gyminist i can
find or contortionist (that would be fun) and fuck like we are two horney
rabits with no tomarrow. :-D that would be cool, very cool. 8-) while im
here any of you females gyminist. :roll: ____________________ In the heart of every warrior there is a mouse |
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