We all some pretty great stuff in our lives. We should all share some of
the amusement.
For example:
While standing outside of a restraunt smoking a cigarette right in front of
the door an amusing quote happened. The law here in Seattle is that you
have to be 25 feet from any door or opening window to smoke. We were all
huddled in the rain right in front of the door including one of the
waitresses that worked there.
Up walks a cop who looks at us all and says "That doesn't look like 25 feet
to me."
And without missing a beat the waitress who worked there held up her
fingers to hold to fingers about three inches apart and said "And that
doesn't look like 6 inches but you don't hear me saying anything."
The cop looked at his feet and went inside followed by all of us dying of
hysteria and the waitress grinning from ear to ear.
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 15/11/2006 at 07:21 PM
I tried to fix my typos but it won't let me edit so please excuse them.
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 18/11/2006 at 11:02 AM
Another one:
During our department meeting someone mentioned the CEO of the company and
our boss who works just under him made a face.
Co-Worker #1 is always trying to start drama. She thrives on office gossip,
causing drama and getting people to talk about each other while she plays
buddy buddy to everyone so Co-Worker #2 decided to stop her putting our
boss on the spot and it went as follows.
Co-Worker 1: It's ok. You can tell us what you think of him.
Co-Worker 2: Yeah Fred. Show us on the doll where he touched you...
The topic was avoided due to the hysterical laughter caused and then us
moving on to the next topic leaving Co-Worker one upset she didn't get her
dirt.
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RavensSoul
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posted on 18/11/2006 at 03:19 PM
I'm in a spanish class, and the other day we were talking about words and
structure that reflects a person doing an action to themself.. The teacher
asked the class to give an action word so that she could conjugate it and
show us how it was to be structured... words.
afeitarse = me afeito = i shave myself
vestirse = me vestio = i dress myself
then, being that we are all mostly 18 or 19 year olds.. in college and
quite..... "driven" by hormones.... one boy suggests "jugar" to play
(me juego. i play with myself)
and, blushing, the teacher says that isn't something she's going to mess
with in class, and, saying to the boy "if that's something you're so
concerned with, you can look up when you're done playing with yourself"
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