Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/2/2003 at 02:35 PM |
I just realized that I mispelled tattoos. Sheesh. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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burn1311
Occasional Poster Posts: 28 Registered: 16/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 08:21 AM |
dont even get me started on evil directors |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 10:02 AM |
Oh don't get me started on the "show me your piercings" deal.
I've had just about every imaginable horrible experience by the newly
pierced, especially those who get it done for attention or for status.
They are the most irritating people on the face of the earth.
The only thing I hate worse are the self piercers, and from that group, the
worst are those under the age of 18. They use a lighter and a saftey pin
and jam it through something miraculously missing nerves and not paralizing
their face, then come in and ask me what to do, or what to put in it. I
had a kid come in with fucking saftey pins in his face, all oozing, alll
red, all swollen and be like "Yeah I did it MYSELF!" and I was like "Yes,
dipshit, I can see that. Would you like that on your tombstone when your
head falls off?" Or the really skany lookin girls that come in with their
friends to buy body jewelery because "YEAH! My friend is gonna pierce my
_enter your imagination here_ tonight. Oh of course she knows what she's
doing, she used to pierce ears."
*SCREAM*
I used to outright refuse to sell body jewelery to these people, because
you know how those types of people are...if something goes wrong or it gets
infected it's because of defective jewelery right?! It CAN'T be because
they're ignorant little twats who have no idea what they're doing who fuck
up their own bodies, right?! It's because the JEWELERY is
defective...yeah. A $25 hunk of metal made of surgical steel that even an
untrained chimp could figure out MUST BE DEFECTIVE.
Now I don't care. Let them fuck themselves up. Population control = more
room for me.
Oh. And yesterday in the afternoon. Stupidest girl on the face of the
planet. My store. *smacks head* WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?! ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 10:35 AM |
Oh, and another irritating thing....girls that come in and bother people
that are WORKING JUST to tell them that "uh YEAH MY FRIEND THINKS YOOOR
SOOOO HAWT!!" A girl said this to my boss. he's 25, she and her "friend"
were uhm...13.
Horny little girls that hang at the mall and try to get booty from way too
old guys that are trying to run a biz need to be hit by cars.
I don't get that much, but it's happened TWO TIMES in the last week or so!
And both times I was reminded that I need to perhaps tone down the pushups
and maybe work on something else. I was told in both instances that my
biceps were "scary" and that I looked like a fighter *LOL* I WISH!
So if you're reading this, and do this sort of thing, then STOP IT. It's
all well and good on slow days, but come on kids, if it's busy, rub your
hormones on someone who isn't trying to pay their rent. And stop making
out in my dressing room. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 12:45 PM |
I hate this 1 guy who orders bitter shandys and then gets upset when they
take so long 2 pour. |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2003 at 10:04 PM |
K, it was aparently "bring your idiot" to the mall day, and "show off your
mullet" day, and most of the idiots had mullets. Nuff said.
I need out of the feckin mall. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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RavensSoul
Member Posts: 63 Registered: 27/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/4/2003 at 11:50 AM |
Whats bad is when the 25 year old employees hit on the 13 year old girls.
Happens at the mall where I live all the damn time. Stupid imbred hicks.
Its fucking embarassing to go into a store, with my mother, none the less,
and get that
" you have nice boobs " look from one of the guys who work there. I hate
some of the looks guys will give you when they're checking you out. And the
terrifying part is that I'm 14 and my one of my parents are usually there
when I'm shopping because they've refused to let go, just a little bit, and
with good reason judging by the pedophiles that work in the mall. But its
bad when they're giving a young girl looks like that or making suggestive
gestures, and the parent is standing right behind the kid.
I'd love nothing more than to gouge out the eyes of the guy who works at
gadzooks. He appreciates how ' developed ' i happen to be a little too
much. ____________________ In my eyes, to be human is not to be able to live and die, but it is to
feel pain, love, happiness, and all other things that keep our hearts from
freezing over into the bloody ice that distinguishes man from the beasts of
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2003 at 10:18 PM |
ooo you should totaly tell on him to his bos.
man I've never had that mproblem with ;employees but goddamn if I DID ID
KILL EM.
THE Only time it any of e'm ever messed around with a yojnger gerl was when
she fuckimn LIED and I tell you she's fuckin lucky cuz the kid I'm talkin
about has the Midas Touch for pregnancy...fuckin hell man.
She was kinda a bit on the 'little ho" side of the fence tho, and her mom
was one of those older women who never grew up and shit, and she told this
poor guy I worked with that she was 17 and she was fuckin 13 (but he didn't
do anything wither because he's RESPECTABLE and a little fuckin dollface
respectable kid good kid) but MAN when he found out he was liek SEE YOU
LATER BEEEYATCH. He was on ly like 18 or something but FUCKX man he could
have been in a lot of trouble.
God there's this one kid I fuckin work with that everyone wants to kill cuz
he's a fuckin was te of space and he's ALWAYS got a fuckin group of
girlsaround him on the clock, and it's like LOOK DIPSHIT this is a biz NOT
a fucking bootycall center.
and miss whoever you are, don't give my employees dirty looks when they
accidentallly mistake you for a doode, they're tyring to be courteuous when
they call you "sir" on occasion if you hate it stop trying ot look like a
boy. I'm down with people doin whet they want but for christs sake if you
wanna be noticed as a "maam" then look like one.
FECK ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2003 at 11:27 PM |
I'm wondering if this year's "summer" employees are all going to get hired
...only to announce a week after being hired about their "next" court
date...because they are up for their felony conviction number one two three
or whatever. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2003 at 11:29 PM |
That wasn't quite what I meant. I meant that I am hoping to NOT have a
repeat of last year's hiring fiascos. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/4/2003 at 07:23 PM |
Aw come on, it's fun. When I'm doing interviews, just for kicks, I search
out an applicant who's checked the "felony" box just so I can find out what
they did *snort* or I pick out the super wierd ones that reek of "I wear
aluminum hats because THEY'RE WATCHING ME" because goddamned...they are so
much fun to question.
I love interviewing people, especially when it's cold out because I sit
them outside so I can smoke *lol* ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/4/2003 at 11:49 PM |
Aw Betty you're evil...and I love it ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/4/2003 at 11:28 AM |
*lol* Not so much evil as I just know how to find ways to brighten my
day...at someone else's expense. I swear to hell, I kid you not, this one
application I read *sigh* I JUST HAD TO MEET HER because her app was SO
ABSURD.
From the back of the app:
"what skills do you feel you have to contribute to our company?"
"Well I am really popular in school, and a lot of people like me, and I
really feel that I belong at this store because I'm cool and I know a LOT
of people.."
Then enter in the "additional info" area this long, meandering, incoherant
sort of story or biography of her and her coolness and uniqueness and so
on.
So I call her.
She shows up. I'm expecting some little bubbly slightly snobby teenager in
a belly shirt that says "princess" and black lipstick.
She was short, hadn't showered, was wearing an absurd outfit...I mean hell
it doesn't matter where you are applying you always should put your best
foot forward to get a job, right? WRONG. SO I sat through the worst
interview of my life...or best, depending on how you look at it *snort* SHE
WAS FUCKING NUTS.
Deadpan, no emotion, no drive, no brain. I should hire her because she's
"cool" in her own words.
Ugh. Sometimes I swear it's like I'm working in that saturday night live
sketch "jeffrey's"......"GOD this place was SO Much better before they
added that DOOR..."
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2003 at 02:00 AM |
Workplace Idiots! Round Three!
A friend of mine who works at Tim Horton's (Canadian Donut and Coffee
place, Apparently Tim Horton is a national hero in Canadia) recently
snapped and started yelling at a baker who kept saying that things that
were in her job description weren't in her job description. He almost made
her cry. She hasn't talked to him since.
Someone crapped all over BOTH bathrooms in the theatre on the same day. The
fact that it was a coordinated attacks (both a male and female
simultaneously soiled our bathrooms) disturbs me a bit. The General Manager
actually was called in because the assistant manager refused to clean it
up.
And I don't know what it is, but in the past week I've said "No Running!"
more times than I have since I started working there. I feel kind of bad
for wanting to do this, but some time in the next few days if it doesn't
stop I'm going to go mop an area of the floor that frequently gets ran
over, set down a wet floor sign to absolve the theatre of any legal
responsibility, then laugh my ass off as one kid after another falls on his
face. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2003 at 10:00 AM |
Oh man...I hear you on that "No running" bit. I was a counselor at a little
week long daycamp this summer. I had twelve kids, all in the fifth grade.
The girls were pretty good, but the boys....dear god those boys....I had
almost yelled myself hoarse by the third day. Always the same things,
"walk, don't run," "Stay seated," "Did Mrs. *** tell you to open that up
yet?" I was able to rattle off six boys names, along with whatever they
were doing wrongin two seconds.
I think the high point of my week is when I held back one of the boys for
running ahead after I had told him not to. As he was walking along with me,
one of the others boys ran by yelling, "Aw man, you got stcuk with the
GRANDMA!" And people wonder why I complain about feeling old. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2003 at 12:01 PM |
On the first day that the extra running started that I was around for,
there were these two kids who I swear I said "No running!" to about eight
times. They didn't even acknowledge me a single time it happened. Later
they were out in the mall trying to stick a dollar bill in an ATM. After
that they came up to me with a dollar in change asking for a dollar bill.
They then came up saying that they had purchased an extra cheese for their
nachos by giving me the dollar in change. I'm not sure if they were making
a poor attempt at ripping me of or just stupid. I think the latter.
Several weeks ago some guy thought the photo booth was a change machine. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 5/8/2003 at 06:36 PM |
Well, I had my little rant on Dollag General blues, but i fiure a new
experience should be shared. Anyone who's been to Dollar General knows that
their are large steel poles connected to the carts, running vertically, to
prevent the cart from leaving the store. Needless to say, about 10
customers a day fail to realize such a pole, and generally get pissy with
me, I.E. "Why didn't you tell me you can' take da cart out, eh?" Well shit
lady, It aint a fucking antenna! So today I let loose with some fun answers
to thir question.
"I figured the pole was fairly self explanatory."
"you never asked."
"I assumed the poles where there for radio reception, my bad."
"Wonders will never cease, eh?"
Needless to say, Morons. Especially when people do it one after the other,
after seeing someone else do it. Argh. The worst part is, these people act
like whe're a friggin Grocery store, and buy a whole cart full of shit, and
now they can't carry it. Speaking of that, my next pet peve. Bagging.
When someone has 4 soup cans in their bag, and wants it double bagged. WTF.
Today someone did just that, except they wanted it triple bagged... "No
problem mam, luckily plastic is biodegradable now, so you can use as much
as possible, waste it even!" Her reply, "really! Thats so good. You triple
bag now, no?" Nazi, punk, assholes.
Oh well, at least after I give my two week notice next week, I can start
telling the customers to go fuck themselves. Stress relief is very helpful. ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/8/2003 at 08:43 PM |
I think the thing that really, really pisses me off about my little week
long trip into Suck Land was that I din't get paid. I actually volunteered
for that shit. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/4/2004 at 04:11 PM |
One time a customer came up to the box office window and asked what time
all the movies started. This customer was told that all the showing times
were posted above the movie posters. The customer said she couldn't read
and asked the person in the box office to read her the movie times.
Shortly thereafter the customer noted, read, and displayed evidence of
understanding the sign on the window explaining at what age tickets did not
need to be purchased for a child. She was promptly asked to leave the line
and read the showing times for herself.
Honestly, how fucking lazy do you have to be to lie about being literate? ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/4/2004 at 07:01 PM |
I used to work for earthlink doing technical support over the phone. Boy
did we get some real smart ones!
Like this one lady who called to complain. Seems she had been having
trouble with her email. The previous idiot tech had set up her machine to
use a different email client (Basically switched her from one email client
to Outlook). However, he failed to move over her emails from the other
program she had been using.
So she calls screaming that he lost her emails. I tell her that I can find
them and move them over for her. She continues to complain about it his
call with him. This is how it goes after that:
Me: "What email client where you using before?"
Her: "I don't know. You people should know that!"
Me: "The previous technician did not make a note of the program you were
using and I greatly apologize for that. But I cannot fix your issue if I do
not know what program you were using. I'd like you to open your old email
program and tell me what it is called."
Her screaming: "I don't know. Your an idiot. You don't even know how to do
your job!"
Me: "I know where my email is Ma'am."
She hung up on me. ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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