1) Thou Shalt Not waste chocolate

2) Thou Shalt Not be Obsessy or Psycho

3) Thou Shalt Not hit on people who clearly don't like you

4) Thou Shalt Create no martyr other than Kenny

5) Thou Shalt Not Share like a kindergarden dropout

6) Thou Shalt Not lack Humor, Sarcasm or Intelligence, nor allow your mind to close up or shrink

7) Thou shalt Not presume to tell others how to live.

8) Thou Shalt Not Hate someone you don't know.

9) Thou Shalt Not tease without eventually finishing what you start.

10) Thou Shalt Not reject and disassemble someone on the basis of age and lack of experience alone

11) Thou Shalt Reject, Disassemble, and then Forget the existance of Heathen Stupids who fling the first Shmeng

12) Thou Shalt Not attend a Holy Orgy Clothed

13) Thou Shalt Not Aspire to Bad Taste

14) Thou Shalt Not be wishy washy unless Thou Art a Pisces designed for that purpose

15) Thou Shalt Not Hold Grudges unless Thou Art a Scorpio designed for that purpose

16) Thou Shalt Not ask why there are 16 Strong Suggestions