The 10 y'all caints

From the Book of Appalachia,
King Jed Version.
  1. Y'all Caint Wurshup Rocks 'n Such
  2. Y'all Caint Say Gawddammit, Gawddammitt!
  3. Y'all Caint Say ther-ain't no Gawd
  4. Y'all Caint Work on Sundys
  5. Do what yer ma an pa sez, even if they's drunk
  6. Y'all Caint Kill White Folks
  7. Y'all Caint Fuck yer Brother's Sister
  8. Y'all Caint Swipe Things
  9. Y'all Caint say someone did sumpin they diddn do.
  10. Y'all Caint Wanna Fuck yer Neighbors Kin , Or his Sheep, or his hawg.




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