I know you are saying things like "Yeah right" and "Where?" I'll tell you where in just a second, but first, do you remember that old joke about what we are underneath our clothing? That's right, naked! Gold star for the first one to make the connection. Start with that fact. So what's the next step in this chain of logic? Well quite simply, what precisely is sex? In it's intrinsic, meant to be enjoyed format; sex is the gentle or not so gentle stimulation of our erogenous zones. Remember, the biggest erogenous zone we have, male or female is the brain, and keep that in mind. Now from there the next and more obvious erogenous zones on a woman are nipples, outer labia, inner labia, clitoris, perineum, breasts and lips. On a man, the main erogenous zones are also the lips, also the nipples, also the perineum, chest, penis head, shaft, and scrotum. Add to that the myriad secondary and tertiary erogenous zones like the ears, that spot just behind the ears, the neck, collarbones, the breastbone itself, stomach, hips, thighs, behind the knee, the arch of the foot, the toes. I could go on and on, but that's a nice tour to begin with. Now, where are we? We have now, for all practical purposes, defined the entire body as one giant erogenous zone. Just to be clear, this wasn't necessary for the argument, but it's fun none the less.

Now, on with the lesson. Still don't believe me that sex is happening all day long? Look at yourself for the moment, what are you wearing? Anything at all? If you're naked, good for you! If not, also good for you, I hope it's sexy, but that too is unimportant. The things to be aware of at the moment, is the fact that if you stop filtering the information going to your brain, you will be much more aware of the fact that every time you breath, your shirt is pulling at, sliding over, or tightening around your nipples. Male or female this is kind of a fact of life. No matter how tight or loose your shirt, unless you are wearing a very loose shirt and leaning forwards (a position that is only really fun when you have a partner!); the shirt is in contact with your nipples. If you are not wearing a shirt, think about this for a moment. Is there a breeze? If you are lying naked in bed right now, is your breath actually blowing moist warm air over your nipples? How about the sheets? Do you have them pulled up to just above or just below your nipples? Can you feel the hard edge of the material pressing against the underside of your nipples and making them stay just this side of hard?

Are you squirming in your seat yet? You should be, whether you are dressed or naked, at work or at play, by now you should be a lot more aware of your body. You are starting to feel the pressure of the air on your skin as it flows by and if you are standing naked in the middle of the room bent over the desk reading this; you are still beginning to feel the floor against your feet and the soft smooth texture of the keyboard against your fingertips. This brings me to my next point. There is contact happening at all times. We do not have the ability to levitate, so in some way, we are in constant contact with something else. And if you are squirming in your seat, you are bringing some primary sexual organs into direct contact with something. Now think about this for a moment, even before I had you squirming in your seat and licking your slightly engorged lips, those rather sensitive bits were already in contact with quite a few things weren't they?

First lets start with the men. Your penis if you are totally naked hangs at an angle when it is soft. That means the head, the most sensitive part of your dick is usually bumping and sliding along against your thighs. So, a primary erogenous zone and a secondary erogenous zone are being concurrently stimulated just by the act of walking around naked. Or standing still and breathing for that moment. Don't believe me? Stand up naked and watch yourself naked in a mirror. Take a moment to compliment yourself on the fact that you have a body and then watch how your penis moves with every heart beat, it moves every time you do either internally or externally. Take some basic, publicly acceptable bodily functions for example; let's start with sneezing. If you are wearing tight pants, and you sneeze, the effect, whether you are erect or not, is quite a bit like a quick thrust to the source of your pleasure, be it vaginal, anal, oral, manual or silicon. A cough is similar but in that it uses different muscles, it's a lot more like a gentle tease or being gently caressed in a lightly held fist.

Now, women, while they do have entirely different parts, have some very similar things happening on and in their bodies. As we've done the whole nipples thing to it's potentially explosive conclusion, let's start with the breasts. Large, small or in between, breasts are very sensitive parts of the woman's body. When you get right down to it, they are extremely taut, very soft flesh spread over a massively complex system designed to pad the body and simultaneously create nutrients that are easily digestible by another human being. What does that mean to us? It means there are a lot of nerves very close to the surface being stretched so that they are even more sensitive than the rest of the body. Don't believe me? Did you know the closest approximation men have to the actual breast is the penis during full erection? Think about it, the skin gets flushed with blood, stretched tight and becomes extremely aware of its surroundings. Now back to the boobs and on with the show.

The breast is under the constant scrutiny of just about every other human with which it has contact, either visual or physical. Straight women compete about the size and quality of their breasts much like straight men and their penises. Gay women and straight men alike spend huge amounts of time hoping the woman sitting next to them will drop her pen or take a very deep breath or stretch her arms over her head. From the inside, a woman has two of them, usually. They are basically the same structure and very sensitive. Now, with a bra, those two breasts are being constantly squeezed and massaged by a very uncomfortable device that on occasion can be eroticized, but very rarely. The fact remains however that the contact is constant and in smaller bursts, or less institutionalized circumstances, most of the sensations of the bra itself are of an erotic nature. As a side note, I am not speaking of the shoulder straps, back strap, screaming headaches from said straps, or broken under wire. Let's just leave those things out of this conversation. Let's add to the constant squeezing and massaging of the breast and include the fact that women have larger nipples then men. The motion of the breast under the bra due to breathing, walking, or any other kind of motion is rubbing those nipples against the inside of the bra constantly. Over and over again, just like someone wearing satin or silk gloves running their finger over the tip and around the edges of that nipple. Think about it for a moment.

Now, to discuss the bra-free breast we come to a similar circumstance, but different set of sensations. Under a tight shirt, that same sensitive sin is slipping and sliding and rubbing with each breath. Every step is a caress and every motion of the woman's arms is a tightening band of fabric across the already sensitive skin. The breasts can move against each other like foreign caresses and the skin, although ignored due to years of unconscious effort spent ignoring the action, is being erotically touched and stimulated.

We are almost there folks, our tour of the human bodies is coming to a close soon; but we're not done yet. Just as the men have individual parts, so do the women. And by this I am speaking of the vagina. Everyone hates that word, but all the pretty ones are taken to describe the individual parts. Vulva, labia, clitoris; these are fun words, now a fun phrase however is mound of Venus. While technically I believe the phrase actually refers to the pubic mound itself, for the moment it will suffice. Now, on said mound we have outer labia or the bits what you can see when a woman is not aroused, and she is standing or sitting with her legs only slightly spread. The inner labia are the bits that glisten when she gets aroused and are more visible at that time or when she spreads her legs farther. And there is also the clitoris, the small nubbly bit at or near the top of the labia, the top being the part closer to the belly button than the tailbone.

Let's start with the easiest bits, the outer labia. These are in constant contact with something except in cases of extreme spreading of the legs, and under those circumstances, generally the outer labia are still in contact with something. First off, they are in contact with each other. Just like the breasts rubbing against each other, the penis rubbing against a thigh, or to be more clear here, a hand or finger rubbing auto-erotically against just about any erogenous zone; the labia majora can and do achieve stimulation from each other. The outer labia are very susceptible to stimulation of themselves alone. A woman can go from zero to hot and bothered in twenty seconds with skilled manipulation of the outer labia, and these rich sources of pleasure are in constant motion. The heart sends subtle vibrations through their entire length. You know what else does this to the outer labia? Most high quality vibrators. They are also connected to the legs through a series of muscles and some obvious skin. The act of walking separates and closes the labia on a regular basis so that they are undergoing a constant caress from each other like two lovers laying as close as possible on a hot summer night. Add to this effect jeans, sitting down, underwear in a number of interesting cuts, slacks which while loose around the thighs are often cut so that the crotch hangs just at the edge of sensation for the labia and you have a glutton's feast of highly arousing stimulation.

The introduction of clothing and sitting down bring us to the next step of our tour and we come to the inner labia. The beautiful, if somewhat smaller inner lips of the mound are more sensitive because they receive less overall sensation, but they still receive an amazing amount of attention from day to day life. Again each beat of a woman's heart sends a shudder of potentially pleasurably sensation through her inner labia; they too are in constant motion with each step. In addition to that, most internal motions such as swallowing or coughing produce a range of action from these tender moist and above all highly sensitive parts of the body. They are also attached by tendons and nerve bundles to the clitoris itself. If there is one part of the female body that can be called the joy buzzer, it is the clit. Gentle vibrations to the sides of this organ will cause paroxysms of orgasmic pleasure, internal pressure, especially applied to the fabled, but truly existent g-spot will actively stimulate this nerve bundle through subtle manipulation of the connective tissue between the tow point on her body. And did you know that everytime a woman sneezes it actually causes all the tendons attached to her clit to tighten momentarily? When she walks, the hood (a small fold of flesh between the outer labia that protects both the end of the clit and the urethra) is pulled back and forth across the ends of thousands of nerve endings. And most women's jeans are constructed of at least two square yards of material sewn to a knot that seems designed to rub along the side or against the top of the clitoris. And of course, you can't forget that this small cylindrical organ on the woman's body spends most of its time surrounded on all sides by the vibrating shifting swelling outer labia.

Now, to bring this back to the coffee shop, think about the fact that the woman sitting next to you is actively sitting on those outer labia. Because of that compression, every move she makes is sending thousands of tiny vibrations straight through her inner labia and along the sides of her clitoris. Her every breath is shifting the material of her blouse across amazingly sensitive breasts and her nipples are being pinches and caressed by every passing wind. The man who just walked by is literally rolling his penis back and forth between himself and the cloth of his skin. His shirt is rolling numerous fibres one by one over each of his nipples and his every breath is tightening and releasing his scrotum where is being held and touched by his thighs and the crotch of his pants. The woman behind the counter is shifting back and forth to keep her feet from hurting while she stands all day. Each time she shifts, small pumps in her feet send blood rushing through her thighs and behind her clit. Every time she bends to get something from underneath the counter the cloth of her clothing is secretly caressing her in a thousand places that no lover, no matter how accomplished, could hope to touch at once. And you gentle reader, what is your body doing right now? What is your heartbeat doing to your blood pressure? Can you feel your clothes? Can you really feel your skin?