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Articles: Help a Child Today !!! |
Posted by
Geist on Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 12:01 AM PST
Welcome to Employ A Kid!
You've heard all of those sponsor-a-child programs asking you for money. You've seen the countless commercials showing malnutrition running rampant. Only a cold callous person wouldn't want to help the children in some way. Sure, you can pick from dozens of foundations to donate money to, but as a good American you have to wonder, "What's in it for me?"
Unlike other programs to feed hungry children, we here at Employ a Kid believe that donating out of the goodness of your heart should be a two-way street. That is why when you donate money to help a starving child, you don't just get a "thank you" note in return. Instead, you recieve a thank you note, along with a steady supply of the hottest designer clothing.
That's right, your money is used to feed the starving child, as well as to purchase the raw materials needed for your child to make you the latest in designer fashions. The more you donate, the harder they work to keep you looking great! You can get all these wonderful designer labels!
Levis GAP Mossimo GQ FUBU
And Many Others!!!
Choose from one of our 3 plans!
$10.00 a Month gets you... Choice of either 2 belts or 2 ties or 2 silk scarves One pair of shoes (gym or dress) 1 Shirt (Men's dress shirt or Women's blouse) 1 Baseball Cap (any Major League team)
$20.00 a Month gets you... Your choice of 4 belts or 4 silk scarves (mix and match!) 2 pairs of shoes (gym or dress) 2 Shirts (Men's dress shirt or Women's blouse) One Pair of slacks or one skirt. 1 regulation Soccer or American Football. 1 Baseball Cap (any Major League team)
$30.00 a Month gets you... Choice of belts, ties, or silk scarves for a total of 8 items (mix and match!) 3 pairs of shoes (gym or dress) 3 Shirts (Men's dress shirt or Women's blouse) 2 pairs of slacks or one skirt. 1 Men's Designer Suit or Women's Dress. 3 pairs of silk boxers or panties. 1 regulation Soccer or American Football. 1 Baseball Cap (any Major League team)
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Re: Help a Child Today !!!
by Meranda_Jade (Meranda@mymind.com)
on Aug 26, 2003 - 02:52 AM
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Eh, I don't wear anything from those companies anyway. Don't go for sports products either... I'd rather do that holiday thing, where you buy a poor family in an underdeveloped company a pair of sheep or a beehive...
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Re: Help a Child Today !!!
by Domkitten (saradevil@saradevil.com)
on Aug 26, 2003 - 03:01 AM
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I have to admit Geist, I've missed your awful sense of humor. This was seriously the funniest thing I read all day, so funny I peed all over my Doc Martins, so I figured that for an easy 10 bucks I could get them replaced (and some other cool stuff to boot). What a wonderful world we live in.
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Re: Help a Child Today !!!
by callei on Aug 26, 2003 - 06:49 AM
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I was afraid this was real the first time i read over it. Im still not sure. I dont watch much late night TV, but i could have sworn I saw this ad at 3am in Paris one night....
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Re: Help a Child Today !!!
by Tvileren on Aug 27, 2003 - 01:37 PM
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ohhhhh! I want Designer Suit and silk boxers..
But quite funny this one, and a little disturbing since I suspect this is what goes on with some of those organisations..
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I Thought I Was Cynical!
by Monolycus on Aug 27, 2003 - 04:13 PM
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Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cringe at this one, Geist. I could easily see Tom DeLay rubber stamping his great big seal o' approval all over this idea.
~M.
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