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Articles: Hey... Another Idoit! |
Posted by
BloodyHell666 on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 05:07 AM PST
I have been swarmed by by several stupid people and I have been wondering what is the best way to deal with such Icky People. I shall name just a few of these. (Read More...)
One is Biggus Dumbus Assus.AKA Thomas, the Stupid Jester. He is a jumpy stupid joker with the same kind of adolescent jokes all the time. He has now made a habit of copying my attitude and comments. He can be delt with in any Legal way. Suggestions?
The next little annoyance Overus Religious Prickus, or the Stupid Little Christian Chick. There are several of these little pricks in my school. They all try to convert me to thier little stupid bone-headed religion. These little ones are probably better delt with verbally with insult or obvious pointers about the holes in the christian religion. What would you say?
The final one is Reallyus Stupidus Jockus Jerkus. This spieces are common, often telling me the imperfections in my physical form. These can be abused verbally or physically. How would you do it?
Use your imagination on these cases, people who read the responses to this article may be helped to deal with such...... Icky People.
Thank you,
BloddyHell666
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Re: Hey... Another Idoit!
by bloodtide on Feb 01, 2002 - 05:30 PM
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for theBiggus Dumbus Assus no legal way unless u say that it wuz attacking u
for the Overus Religious Prickus just burn a "BIBLE" in front of them
for the Reallyus Stupidus Jockus Jerkus i would abuse those fuckers mentaly
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Re: Hey... Another Idoit! by callei (plyn@plynlymon.com) on Feb 01, 2002 - 05:46 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.plynlymon.com | 1 dress up like him and follow him around all day doing it back to him. tell his girlfriend that he was great in bed and that she should try him someday
2 invite them over to your house to tell you all about it. put on senual music and make sure its a warm day. then let nature take its course
3 report the jocks to the nearest authority everytime they say anything or do anything to you or at you.
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Re: Hey... Another Idoit!
by oohp (oohp@gotik.nu)
on Feb 02, 2002 - 05:59 AM
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Err with Biggus Dumbus Assus just make evolutionary/darwinean jokes (eg: the inability to evolve from apes and descend from trees, the state of being a brainless amoeba). Delt with legally? Don't know, make sure you get a good lawyer, they tend to find *something* to sue people about most of the time.
Overus Religious Prickus: there are certainly a lot of ways to piss off baptized-to-moronic-state christians (anything blasphemic, anal sex for instance). Be creative!
Reallyus Stupidus Jockus Jerkus. The best thing is not to respond to these cretures, showing ignorance and lack of interest towards them. If they continue making jokes about your physical form, just confirm them with "well, yes, you are probably right" and show you are not pissed off at all. They will probably get bored and stop.
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Re: Hey... Another Idoit!
by feralucce on Feb 02, 2002 - 12:34 PM
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Situation one... some say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... I personally feel that self immolation is the sincerest form... but I admit... even by dark standards... I am a bit off the plumb...
Situation two: I used to live 3 blocks from the head quarters of the Latter day saints and Reformed latter day saints (there is a difference)... I had several ways to deal with them...
1) I invited them, in... told them that I would listen to them if they listened to me... then I told them about Eris... (here it is)
2) they would come to my house on sunday, 9:25 am... once a month.,.. it was the4 4th sunday... I finally grew tired of it and answered the door dripping wet from the shower with no towel on... 3) I drew a chalk outline of a body (like the police do), scattered religious tracts and glued them in place... and
4) since, I assume you are ferring to a public school... when they do it... there are two ways... take their bible and toss it down the hall... or ask for a tract, then eat it in front of them (ignore the staples, it makes it more intimidating. (DISCLAIMER: I have nothing agaisnt the christians... I have a problem with them forcing their religous beleifs on me...) these tactics seem effective in most situations.
Situation three: I am 6'9" 360 lbs... I have found, when they start this kind of thing... there are only 4 things that work... 1) bloody dismemberment is probably not an option in this case - screaming "Eat my jsutice!!!" or "Wheeze da juice!!!" while beating them todeath wtih thier own appendages will discourage anyone else from trying the same thing. 2) Ignore them... this will not make them stop... but eventually you become jaded and calloused enough that the adult world won't give you the vapors, and you can stomach GW bush... or 3) I find it intimidates them if you laugh with them... but with a slightly psychotic edge... when that scares em... I would follow up with something to take advantage of them being off balance... like :' Yeah, my stomach is huge *Manical devil laugh - make it last longer than it should... not an evil laugh, but on the edge, almost a cackle* So... what about my ass... isn't it huge too?" when they are stunned, then say "cummon guys, with all this that is the best you can do?" walk away, leaving them gaping... it is great fun...
4)when they walk up... start it... before they insult you... pick something, something almost miniscule and ridicule it, in an almost good natured way... and keep doing it...
That's my advice... take it for what it is worth...
Feral
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remove the problem...
by Dolorosa on Feb 02, 2002 - 07:04 PM
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I always like the sudden furious headbutt maneuver...leave them wondering what the hell happened, and all it costs you is a small headache...being 5'10'' and maybe a hundred thirty pounds, I don't have the mass or intimidation factor to do much to these sorts of people, so I make up for it in sheer odd-brutality. For da' Jocks...break their noses before they even open they're mouths, for the Bible kids, point...laugh and then nail 'em. And for the stupid joker type, tell him he was an accident, knee him in the adam's apple and then sew his eyes shut with a dung needle...that usually leaves them a bit down and out...
After you get out of jail, do it again and again...and pretty soon you'll have a fan club. Like dhamer or manson...wheee...
In all honesty though, just like the discovery channel, these species are weeded out by natural selection, bigger stronger morons, Volciraptors and the Dreaded Mall Peckery...all you have to do is wait, and watch as they're bloodily disembowled and devoured alive...bahahahahahaaaa!
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Re: remove the problem... by Anonymous-Coward on Feb 04, 2002 - 05:07 PM | Well, in any situation, I find that different states of glaring are very effective(With some choice words and gestures, of course)
For instance, the christian freaks~Well, glare at them quietly as they speak to you, and when they ask you a question, say in a very calm voice, "I have invited Satan into my body. My master will burn you in places you didn't know fire could go " (disgust them)
For the jocks, just glare. Then if they comment on your facial expression, smile and say, "You'd look like this too if you'd just done what I did" If they ask what you did, laugh meniacally and tell them they will find out soon enough.
With anyone who bugs you, silence and lots of twitching seems to work best. Good luck. |
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Re: Hey... Another Idoit!
by gothvail (vail@gothicamateur.com)
on Feb 13, 2002 - 03:24 PM
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Yeah, I think insulting people's beliefs is definitely the way to go. If you are pissed off that people can't accept you for who you are, the best way to retaliate is to not accept other for who they are. This is what makes places like Northern Ireland and Israel such especially nice vacation spots.
Vail
(who is a goth AND a Christian, and thinks that your beliefs are your own business)
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Re: Hey... Another Idoit! by darkglass (darkglass@aol.com) on Feb 14, 2002 - 12:46 AM (User info | Send a Message) | I agree absolutely with Vail about religious intolerance. As a heretic I would support her right to follow Chrisianity absolutely. I myself live in the middle of the 15th Century and am looking to going on vacation to Spain for a few weeks.. another heretic friend of mine said it was a scream. Oh and I got a postcard from a friend of mine from the 12th Century who lives in the Holy Land, he said the place is full of tourists now, all wearing the same tabard with a red cross motif.. oh well. Any other religiously intolerant Holiday destinations? |
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Uh oh... by Dolorosa on Feb 15, 2002 - 08:23 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Ah hell...not another one...crud...crud...crud, crud, crud, crud...I loved Ireland...and consequently if someone doesn't like my way of doing things, I am NOT going to accept their way of doing things either (prolly cause I'm doing it MY way for that exact reason) Conflict happens, if they say you suck, then prove they suck worse...all in all, it comes around to who can outsmart, and outstomp the other... |
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Re: Uh oh... by gothvail (vail@gothicamateur.com) on Feb 15, 2002 - 11:44 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.gothicamateur.com | Nah; if someone pisses you off unintentionally, let them know they have and why (politely), and most people will apologise. 99% of people are basically decent. If they intended to piss you off, ignore them. They will soon stop finding you entertaining and leave you alone. |
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Stop being logical!! by Dolorosa on Feb 16, 2002 - 08:45 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Yeah yeah yeah...but it isn't any FUN! |
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Re: Hey... Another Idoit! by Anonymous-Coward on Feb 21, 2002 - 11:39 PM | Ok.... Here I go, and I'm probably gonna take flak for this... I am a Christian and am goth. oooohhhh....... Anyways heres how it is. I'm gonna clear some shit up (I hope)... People have this view of Christians, as being a bunch of ignorent sheep, who beat you over the head with Bibles. I don't blame people for thinking this, as many Christians are this way. Others sit in large gaudy hoses and collect "offerings". Others just don't know what the hell they believe and are stupid anyway. Christianity, in it's purist sense, isn't some big ignorance-based feel-good party. It's strictly a relationship between man and God. That's it. And in this belief comes a purpose in life, and in this purpose comes a reason to treat other people better than a bunch of monkeys. It's based upon love, pure and simple. Now in that, out of this love, some christians go out and try to push it on people. Yeah, they can be irritating, and annoying, but just remember, it is motivated out of love, so give em a bit of a break, y'know. So what, they care. And to all those Christians who are judgmental and non- tolerant... YOU SUCK! Go find out what you belive first, you morons!
So, anyways, I know how it is. Iv'e been discriminated against by both Christians and goths, both of which factions are supposed to be accepting, might I add. So, I urge both factions to not go forth in ignorance or blind hatred, and learn from one another, or at least show some tolerance....
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Re: Hey... Another Idoit! by callei (plyn@plynlymon.com) on Feb 22, 2002 - 12:10 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.plynlymon.com | um who said goths were "accepting?"
And just because daddy loves you doesn't make it right when he hits you to get you to straighten up (what ever that means), does it? Doesnt mean that you need to forgive him just because he loves you, does it?
This is an analogy. This is only an analogy. If this were a real question, It would make more sense. |
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Re: Hey... Another Idoit! by Anonymous-Coward on Feb 23, 2002 - 02:19 AM | um... actually, goth in it's simplest form is very accepting. It started out as a means of letting out emotions and feelings that were shunned or kept under raps by a very capitalist-driven society. The poor saps who were more artistically-driven, and who were constantly being put down for the way they viewed the world, collectivly gave rise to a style, or release. This showed up in the music of the "new romantics". They became open about their "irrelevent" feelings and said screw this identity that is being forced upon me. They became "themselves", and in that, related better to people who were also stuggling just to be themselves. Unfortunately, now it seems as if "goth" kids are just in it for the status. They wanna be "hard", So they get mean and unrealistically cynical to the point that they are not even themseleves anymore. They are just putting on abother mask, just like society wants them to, and are going against everything goth started as. |
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Couldn't agree more by gothvail (vail@gothicamateur.com) on Feb 22, 2002 - 02:39 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.gothicamateur.com | I wanted to say something here, but now I can't think what. Anway, I totally agree with you. People who are loud and annoying and intolerant with their Christianity are the most visible and therefore give an impression of what Christianity really is, when they are just an ignorant minority. I get it from both sides, too; "How can you believe that?" "How can you dress like that?" But I can do both without it being a conflict of interests, thank you very much! |
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Re: Couldn't agree more by callei (plyn@plynlymon.com) on Feb 22, 2002 - 04:05 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.plynlymon.com | Actually Protestants are the most visable as they are the group in power in this country. Catholics are easier to ignore, they dont go door to door, they dont toss bibles at people (very often), and they dont think everyone has to be "saved".
But Protestants are all over the TV channels, in the courts all the time, staging protests all over the place, and constantly telling everyone about thier private relationship with god (sorta like telling everyone the details of thier sex life).
Also, since Protestantism is based to some degree on hating Catholics, and there are still more Catholics (and the Catholics are still better organized and still have more money and name brand recognition), they are more free to hate.
That and i have never been beaten up by a Catholic....... |
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