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Articles: Dumb people must die! |
Posted by
Dolorosa on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 10:09 AM PST
People suck...in general, we're all familiar with this concept. It's an everyday thing, dumb people doing dumb things...ignorant yahoos with problems trying there damndest just to make our daily lives difficult as hell...I've freaking had it, it's just too damn much.
Maybe being who we are (Whatever the hell that is) we're used to it, we weather the storms of stupidity, and keep on going...but screw that.
I'm going to start changing things...I'm tired of the whole, let it slide, rule...I'm fed up with allowing it to happen. I'm not too fond of the whole "turn into a bitter ass" factor of my plot...but what the hell.
Sometimes I wonder if it's personal weakness that has caused me to be battered day after day with this nonesense...but that doesn't really matter anymore...next moron that opens his mouth in my direction is going to get a couple teeth knocked into his short term memory...violence, although detestable, is often extremely satisfying, in a transient short lived sort of way.
I've had a few notable episodes today, an asanine officer waving his shiny little rank insignia's around my face while he talked out of his ass for a half an hour, realized his screw up and tossed it on me...a belligerent father who's daughter just OD'd on a great deal of narcotics, and blamed it all on...of all things, Dave Mathews, Church and herself (Dave Mathews?)...and the worst is just the bumbling mumblebutts who seem to infest the world in general.
Maybe I'm just being a cranky bastard...but I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore, this stuff has got to stop...or darwin's law is just going to filter humanity out completely. In one way or another...
The question is, do I do it in a Passive-Aggressive way? By being snide, cleverly insult them, and show them their incompetencies...or do I just leave them dazed, bruised and unusure of what happened the last few minutes ago. On one hand I'll accomplish something, on the other hand...I'll feel a lot better...
Crud, maybe I should just go back to my Count Chocula...
Eye For an Eye...or Eye for Your whole Freaking Face?
...alright, now I feel better...
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Re: Dumb people must die!
by Ironboots on Jan 21, 2002 - 10:51 AM
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Eye for a broken neck...
But I think I'll just stay away from you... I wouldn't want to be the victim of any friendly fire...
But cuss them out in English... many of the hispanics over here do that to me (in spanish)... and I can't understand a word of it, but I know what they're saying...
Maybe you should go see that evil-spirit remover guy again? (no offense to anything... I just don't know the real name)
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Spanish curses by Arthegarn on Jan 21, 2002 - 01:08 PM (User info | Send a Message) | Ironboots, if you tell me what it sounds like, I'll translate. Anyway I include some of the most usual answers in Spanish, for general knowledge and defence. If anyone wants the meaning, send me a private (guess it would be bad taste to print it, wouldn't it?)
Answers:
Vete a tomar por culo (Bet eh atom are pork uh low)
Te la voy a incrustar (Tell ah boy ah in cruise tar)
Anda y que te den (And Ike ether denn)
Tócame el bolo, Manolo (Torque am elbow low man hollow)
Epithets (for name-calling)
Gilipollas (Hill lip o jazz) (This is the king of Spanish 20th century insluts)
Capullo (cap u yo)
Dao-por-culo (Dao pork uh low)
By the way and before you ask, the only question most americans care to learn to say in a different lanfuage ;-) is "¿Quieres follar? (Chi eras foe yard?)" or, more delicate, "¿Quieres acostarte conmigo?" (Chi eras coast are tech on me go?)
If any Spanish-speaking friend of yours reads this post, he'll probably laugh his head off.
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Re: Spanish curses by Schizo on Feb 01, 2002 - 06:29 PM (User info | Send a Message) | Help! I thought I knew Spanish fairly well, but I can't make hide or hair of any of those phrases! (Except maybe the last two, but those are just educated hunches!) I recognize several words, but not the important ones! Translation, please! Pretty please? With chocolate on top? |
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Re: Spanish curses by Arthegarn on Feb 23, 2002 - 10:19 AM (User info | Send a Message) | You can also speak Spanish? Wow, you never cease to amaze me, my dear. Well, as it was posted long ago, I guess I could translate, just because you ask:
Vete a tomar por culo: Fuck off (literally, go get fucked in the ass)
Te la voy a incrustar: I'm going to stick it into you
Anda y que te den: Go set screwed (in the ass)Tócame el bolo, Manolo: Touch my bowl (penis) Manolo (popular name, its't just ther so it rhymes)
Gilipollas: Silly, stupid, literally lacking a penis, or silly of the penis, from "gili" (silly) and polla (dick)
Capullo: Blossom, metaphorically refers to the glande (glans, I think?)
Dao-por-culo: literally fucked in the ass
¿Quieres follar?: Fancy a fuck?
¿Quieres acostarte conmigo? Would you like to lie down with me?
My, my, I'm going for confession...
Arthegarn
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Re: Spanish curses by Morgana (lady_morgana666@yahoo.es) on Feb 14, 2002 - 05:41 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.iberianblackarts.cjb.net | hahahhahahha, I'm also from Spain... if all foreigners talk to us in that way, I'll kick off and then I'll laugh a lot...
would be better use a dictionary ;) then never have problems ^_^
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Re: Dumb people must die! by Xaoswolf (Xaoswolf@hotmail.com) on Jan 23, 2002 - 09:19 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://Xaoswolf.tripod.com | Or for even more fun, swear back in a completely different language. Or better yet, just say those dumb phrases they teach you in a first level class. When they get done swearing at you, just ask where the bathroom is in german. Sure it doesn't fit into the conversation at all, but, anybody that speaks german will have a good laugh. |
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Re: Dumb people must die! by Schizo on Feb 01, 2002 - 06:27 PM (User info | Send a Message) | My mother's youngest sister used to say to her slightly older (and very overly-sensitive) brother, "Dix-neuf," in very withering tones. It would leave him broken and writhing.
For those who don't know, "dix-neuf" is French for "nineteen." |
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Insane Lucha Libre Battlion! by Dolorosa on Jan 24, 2002 - 11:59 PM (User info | Send a Message) | I got it!! I'm just going to swear incoherently in a slur of verbs and nifty adjectives...then fly of the top rope and give 'em the ol' Gothic People's Elbow...powwww muthafuckazz! Now I just have to find a nifty mask, maybe a zipper mask...yeah. Don' worry about friendly fire though, the few people I can tolerate are prized and precious...everybody else can go to hell...elitism? Yup...
Consequently...sometimes I just like to scream in outright rage at the Wet Floor Sign for a couple minutes then storm off...people have been leaving me alone a lot more lately...ah, the ways we burn off steam. |
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