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Articles: Feeling like a Suppository? |
Posted by
BlueLinn on Saturday, October 13, 2001 - 04:00 AM PST
Walking around every day you notice the little things in life that just make you want to vomit. No, I don't mean the cute little rodents or pitbulls {no, I like them…}… I'm talking about those nauseatingly slender people who constantly have their noses high up in the air. It's almost as if they are trying to keep their heads above the clouds of the noxious toxins they call perfume that hangs in masses around their bodies. No matter how nice you try to be to them, they are nothing more than hypocrites… They believe themselves to be all high and mighty, when they act just like damned fools.
Have you ever wondered how so many of them get to be so slender and perfect? Well, if you have, I'm going to tell you,, and if you haven't… Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. It is by this miraculous drug called a suppository. Perhaps it is because they are so full of shit that they need these fun pills, but I say, "It's because they do nothing more than sit on their ass's all day anyway. Why not spend the time in the bathroom?"
Well, we can't all be snobs… but we sure can ignore their comments. So if ever you see one of these people, all you need say is. "Shove a suppository." I mean, hell, they already do anyway.
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Re: Feeling like a Suppository?
by Lucinda (Lucinda@Camelot>com)
on Oct 13, 2001 - 10:33 AM
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Er, Um... I am small,125lbs, have been all my life.But, I have never had a "nose in the air" attitude.I don't judge. I accept everyone as is.Maybe you've just run into some prissy assholes,but, please don't generalize.
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Re: Feeling like a Suppository? by Schizo on Oct 14, 2001 - 10:18 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Just a thought -
If we so hate the "preppies" judging us by appearances, why do we do it to them?
Imitating our enemies only turns us into their clones. I know I have been as guilty of this as anyone else.
It's hard to ask ourselves why these people bother us so much. Is it because there's a piece of us that is envious? If a thin person looks down on a heavier one, the heavier one feels it because they haven't let go completely of the notion that they have to be thin. Otherwise, it would feel as stupid to them as a blue-eyed person lookin down on a brown-eyed one.
The people who start this sort of snobbishness are like 10 year olds calling a much older person immature. But reacting to it is as silly as the older person reacting to the child. It only proves their point.
I'm talking to myself as much as anyone here, so please don't take offense. I feel the urge to vent quite often, myself, about stuff like that.
At the very least, let's not over-generalize. If you are referring to snobby emaciated preppies, then it is good to let the reader know who you are talking about. Don't use scatter-shot when a rifle bullet is what the situation calls for.
I hope I can take my own advice! |
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Re: Feeling like a Suppository? by BlueLinn (jishin101@yahoo.com) on Oct 14, 2001 - 01:54 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.geocities.com/anime_Town/index.html | You are right. Perhaps I should have listed names... {;;smiles::} however, I just had to vent, and that's what I did.
I am never cruel or mean to people who have not provoked me first. So basically, when I was writing this little rant, I had a few faces in mind. |
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Re: Feeling like a Suppository? by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com) on Oct 14, 2001 - 07:14 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://bettie_x.tripod.com/strangeasangels/ | When I read things like that it reminds me when I was fat and brings faces to mind too :)
and I'm ALL for giving names...and addresses...and nude pictures.
A lot of the really skinny people used to be fat, so in an essence, they aren't looking down on you, they are looking down on the way they used to be and can't let go of it and how it felt when thinner people looked down upon THEM.
It's a way of disassociating themselves from what they used to be and reassuring the "new and improved" model.
It's like rotten boys and girls that happen to be black that drop the "N" bomb every other word. I don't like it nor do I put up with it, but in a way, through street slang and music and whatever, using it casually brings a sense of desensitization to a touchy ugly word...so when it's used negatively on them, it's "old hat" and no big deal.
I'm shaped like a board, (front and back, kids) which means when I lost a lot of weight, I had no tits and no ass. But should I gain weight, I'll put it on all over, and look like I"ve been bloating in a river for a hot week in summer.
Personally, I wasn't happy fat, and I would rather be thin and shapeless and use a pushup bra, than be overweight and looking for ways to hide my body. Just as not all skinny people are snotty, not all fat people are ugly. I can name six overwieght friends, all gorgeous and self assured, and I can name at least six friends bone thin and either not thin enough or longing for some shape. I think I'm the only person I know totally satisfied with how I am. I'm 5'2" and bounce between 110 and 115 lbs. I'm comfortable, I'm not too skinny and not to cushy....and as long as I'm happy with me, all is well.
Just be happy with you, and then you won't notice the assholes as much. |
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Re: Feeling like a Suppository? by Schizo on Oct 15, 2001 - 04:21 AM (User info | Send a Message) | How true it is.
Skinny people who used to be fat, and fat people who want to be skinny seem to have a natural emnity for each other. The skinny ones hate the reminders of what they used to be, while the fat ones hate the mocking illusion of what they want to be.
Except for health reasons, why should size matter? And even with health, super-skinny people are often just as unhealthy as super-fat ones.
I've been somewhat overweight ever since High School. I finally hit a point where the level of self-disgust (yes, I was buying into that whole rigamarole about not being beautiful unless skinny) overcame the level of inertia, and I started to trickle back down. But it took a horrible winter of stress and sickness (I guess I can be thankful that I starve myself when over-stressed, rather than fleeing to the fridge) to make me drop a sickening 30 pounds in less than 6 months. Sometimes as much as 3 pounds a week.
I must admit, despite all my head-belief in the sanctity of size, I feel much better with myself now, and gloat gleefully whenever I drop another inch. But I have to face the fact that I'll never look like a supermodel. Being 5'3", with a solid bone structure and a size D, I have no hope of ever acheiving waifishness. That's OK. I'm already becoming way too assured with my own beauty, so much so that when the 5'8" 115 lb. ex comes poking fun at my size, it doesn't faze me in the least.
I actually haven't a clue what I weigh now. I always weighed myself on the freight scale at the factory I used to work at! Now that I don't work there anymore, I have no scale at all. I estimate somewhere around 140, but who knows? |
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Re: Feeling like a Suppository? by Arthegarn on Oct 15, 2001 - 02:21 PM (User info | Send a Message) | It's not about if we should care, but if we do care. We shouldn't, perhaps, but we do, or at least I do. The other day an overweight girl tried to pick on me and I dismissed her quite chivalrously because she was more than a little dizzy, but the fact is she also was fat. And if she hadn't been, perhaps I wouldn't have done it so fast, maybe even let myself be picked up by her body.
I suppose some people have brains, some body, some both and some none, and wether we like it or not, a nice body is a persuasion weapon.
To me, at least. |
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Re: Feeling like a Suppository? by BlueLinn (jishin101@yahoo.com) on Oct 16, 2001 - 02:06 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.geocities.com/anime_Town/index.html | There is definately a fine line between what looks good and what is healthy. Washboard abs are only good when you got them from eating healthy and exercizing... Not from total lack of food.
Unfortunately for me, I love sugar. I live sugar, i am sugar. But the good thing about that is that sugar makes me bounce off the walls all day until I have a sugar crash,,, which then, I'm still hyper.
I admire people who don't care about looks and only go for the personallity. But let's face it, beauty IS only skin deep. Most people will only look as far as the skin without even caring if the person is a jerk or not.
Unfortunately I have also, many times, dismissed someone because they were not attractive, even when they had a great personality. It also ties in to several instincts that have been around since we crawled out of the primordial goop. We are attracted to our own perception of beauty, it all goes with taste.
I do believe that there is someone out there for everyone, and many of us have yet to find that someone.
"Don't worry, there's always more fish in the sea." |
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