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Re: Tragic fatal flaws(Score: 5) by Comedian(eccentrically_long@yahoo.com) on Nov 25, 2002 - 11:33 PM | "I’ve been lurking here a while and still haven’t signed up with a name, but I’ve read just about every article, and talked to a lot of you on messengers. I was just thinking about how my anonymity makes me the perfect person to point out all of the ironic tragic flaws in each of you. I know I risk being a troll here, so let me assure you right up front that there is no malice. I know the inevitable flaming will be vicious and I am ready for it. I have my flame retardant underwear on, and I will be laughing at the irony rather than cringing no matter how biting your comments. Shall we get started?
A Tragic Flaw is a literary device used to make a larger than life character seem more sympathetic and real. The fact that a person has one should flatter them. Being larger than life is goth as fuck. And as for me pointing them out – keep in mind that only a friend will tell you when you’ve got something between your teeth.
I actually started with Devin, callei and ickgirl, but decided that would make it seem like I’m attacking this site (for those who are going to see this as an attack - which it is not), so I’ve bumped them down a few. So in no particular order otherwise, here we go."
The last person to contact me from this site whom I did not know or wind up developing a conversation and kind of demented relationship with, was this person:
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ICQ History Log For:
111865907 God's scapegoaT
Started on Fri Jul 20 11:50:59 2001
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God's 7/20/01 9:58 AM hey
Comedian 7/20/01 9:58 AM yo
God's 7/20/01 9:58 AM sup? u r the 1 from the goth site or somethin?
Comedian 7/20/01 9:59 AM which site?
God's 7/20/01 10:00 AM dunno cuz i don't remember where have i added u from.. nevermind. where r u from?
God's 7/20/01 10:01 AM its just there was gothic site that i added ppl from there so i though it may be u.. r u goth?
Comedian 7/20/01 10:01 AM Why, son, I'm from Alaska. Didn't you read mah profile, boy?
Comedian 7/20/01 10:04 AM No son, there are no Goths in Alaska. We sleep with sheep dogs and wear heavy leather clothing. I don't think that counts as gothic, but you may consider differently. And we all are quite pale from being inside all the time, 'cause The nasty weather gives us excessive penile shrinkage.
God's 7/20/01 10:10 AM really?? u from alaska? cool i wish there be cold now in this israhell
God's 7/20/01 10:11 AM we're dying here and u can't even go 2 the sea, it's full of jelly fish...
Comedian 7/20/01 10:13 AM but it's so cold and nice in Alaska. And the sea in alaska is full of sperm whale semen. Would you like to come to Alaska and stay with me for a few weeks? I think you would be comfortable, because the warmest place here is IN MY PANTS! WHooOO-WAAAA! OH YEAH! COME AND FEEL THE BURLY ALASKAN MAN LUVIN' I'M GUNNA IMPART TO YOUR BODILY CAVITIES!
God's 7/20/01 10:15 AM yea really funny
Comedian 7/20/01 10:16 AM I'm not jokin', boy. SALE ON MANWICHES IN AISLE ASS-LUV! I'VE GOT MORE BODY HAIR THAN AN ITALIAN CHIA PET! COME FEEL MY FUR AND BEAR-LIKE LUVIN, YOU SASSY LITTLE THANG, YOU!
That was the last I heard from God's Scapegoat. I do apologize to all Alaskans, people with sever penile shrinkage, chia pets, Italians and homosexuals.
The problem that I have with this thing-- aside from it having at least part of everyone's personality nailed down-- is the ignorant air of it. "Flame-retardant underwear," and you'll be laughing at the irony as we flame you. And call you a troll. The problem with this is that you are flaming us-- or at least our online personas. The character of every person on here changes from who they are in real life, and who you talk to on a messenger. The name of you on the site represents that side of your personality-- and critisizing that isn't really doing anything but irritating people. And you are a troll, as well, stalking people and critiqueing them, and with the air of you yourself being perfect behind the mask of anonymity. You don't know US. You know a persona. Each person makes judgements about every other person, weighed case by case, day by day, and with friendship. You say you don't mean malice, but until I read something from someone saying you're not a vicious, elitist, shallow person who passes judgements merely on facets of peoples actual personalities, you'll be a troll in my eyes. Just another troll feigning intelligence behind a mask of anonymity and ignorance.
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