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Re: Dolorosa's Guide to Self Defense
by Dolorosa (SixOfSwords@IU.zzn.com)
on Sep 24, 2006 - 04:37 AM
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Aliens are easy
Get the dumbest, drunkenest, inbredingest (inbreediest?) yokel you can possibly find...then strap his liqoured up ass in the cockpit of an incredibly expensive vehicle of destruction...
inevitably he will die in heroic fashion and thus defeat the aliens.
If this is not feasible, then a horse-tail buttplug set up should buy you enough time to make it happen.
this works for all aliens, abductors and hissing death bugs alike.
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