| Phalkon13 | Buddy Jesus?!?!? Is that you!?!?!?!? ;) |
| Monolycus | If I thought for a second it would get me some kind of monetary |
| Monolycus | kickback, I would be anyone you wanted me to be. |
| callei | you rock! sorta Vicking a la India |
| Phalkon13 | ...and on the eighth day, god said "let there be armchairs",... |
| Phalkon13 | ...and it was so..... ;) |
| Monolycus | It's the Clan McWrapmyselfinablanket tartan. They were tragically |
| Monolycus | wiped out by Norse Hindus. |
| Xaoswolf | Is your throne held together with duct tape, or is that armor plating? |
| Monolycus | It is aluminium foil. It is there for two reasons. It keeps extra |
| Monolycus | terrestrials from reading my chair's mind and my cat from clawing the |
| Monolycus | upholstery. |
| jadedraven | yeah, I hate those damn chair-mind-reading aliens |
| Arthegarn | What was the question again? Lots of ingenious comments around... |
| Dolorosa | FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! |
| Xaoswolf | Why not just wrap up the cats. |
| Dolorosa | Hey...ya' know what...I like this guy! He's a kick! |
| Monolycus | Sorry, Xaoswolf... that would be too much like a giant burrito that |
| Monolycus | screams when you leave the room. |
| nocta | lol at screaming burritos! :) |
| Monolycus | Screaming Fish Burritos? Yeah, I've got all their albums. |
| sticupus | mmmm- jesus |
| Monolycus | That's slightly less surreal than "mmmm- Santa". |
| AloneSoul | big....words....
*head implodes* |
| Monolycus | Hmm. Never expected to damage anyone with the size of my words. I\'ll have to be more careful in the future. |
| AloneSoul | *lying in a puddle of goo*
\"I think you are more of a complex rebel than a crusty, angry old ninny...and you look like Jesus.” |
| AloneSoul | *still lying in a puddle of goo*
\"A very angry Jesus...\" |
| Ianthe99 | Angry Jesus wearing a tablecloth in an anti-alien, non-brain butt scanning chair? |
| IamSquid | Oh, I get it. Where\'s Cub? |
| Monolycus | Rogue: Shhh! I don\'t want rumours flying about me and produce! AloneSoul: I have many complexes if that\'s what you meant. Ianthe99: Where does everyone get the Jesus thing? I always thought I looked more like the crackhead at the bus station. Squid: I |
| Monolycus | don\'t get it. Who\'s Cub? |
| AloneSoul | *still lying a puddle of goo*
*thinks* \"Monolycus: AloneSoul: I have many complexes if that\'s what you meant.\"
\"I didn\'t say that.\" |
| IamSquid | My Latin is how do yoo say, not so good. But Monolycus means \"one wolf\" right? I thout it was a referance to Lone Wolf and Cub. I\'m wrong? |
| IamSquid | wait a minute, \"Mono\" is Greek isn\'t it? I\'m always getting Greek and Latin confused. Lone Wolf and Cub is Japanese anyway so it may be that I left my brain in my other pants. |
| Monolycus | The name is Greek. It is an insult. Demosthenes called Alexander the \"Monolycus of the North\" because he was particularly rapacious and did not get along with anyone. I feel the same way some mornings. |
| Psychopixi | Yeah, I\'m seeing the Jesusness. ::pauses:: I apologise to all who suffer from lisps. |
| DevilBunny | It\'s Jesus traped in a modern day Norway neo-viking house, very pissed becuase he\'s lost his TV remote and the last can\'o\'beer is empty... |
| Monolycus | That\'s it. I\'m getting rid of the \"INRI\" monogrammed bath towels before somebody nails me to something. |
| Merry_Widow | Wow....no offense, but I think I just creamed my panties....that\'s one sexy viking Jesus.
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| Monolycus | It will take more than that to offend me. I\'ll forego the obvious \"second coming\" jokes. |
| Merry_Widow | How about the third or fourth? |
| Monolycus | *sigh* Should have ordered the oysters instead of the screaming fish burrito. |
| MorteAscendo | How old is that T.V. in the corner...looks like my old tv i got for 5 bucks from my neighbor...but then was stolen...hmmmmm..i wonder..... |
| ravinsaend | Wow..I think your TV is almost as old as mine. Amazing. I bet it screws up the color in everything almost as well:) |
| Monolycus | The T.V. isn\'t that old (six years), it is the rabbit ears that are throwing you. I refuse to subscribe to a cable company, so I needed to buy an external antenna for PBS to come in. |
| MorteAscendo | PBS huh? Well i bet its for all the grooming and Garden shows eh? You are as gental as a flower arent you snookums....hahahaha |
| weremouse | Regal as a Viking Lord, on his throne. |
| Monolycus | C\'est moi, Morte. I\'m a quivering, snarling, white-hot ball of gentle flowerhood. And thanks, mouse garou. I think. |
| KatB | Nah, he looks taller than 30 cm :-) - And besides, his name would\'ve been Einsamvarg... |
| Starlight | Impressions: Jesus? Jesus in a flower toga? Jesus sure has sexy hair and is cute :-) What\'s the lightbulb for? |
| Merry_Widow | Mood lighting. Someone looking that good must always have mood lighting.
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| Monolycus | You\'re both very kind, but the real reason the lightbulb is there is so that I don\'t bump into the walls in the dark. |
| MorteAscendo | Why fret at night, flowers like you only bloom in the day. Night time you need your beauty sleep. *wink* |
| Anya | Come to think of it, you remind me of someone I know, Mono. :) |
| feralucce | Nicec pic... |
| MystryssRavynDarque | Look comfy |
