Welcome to version 2.0 of the Goth Test. There were so many people trying to
cheat that I had to rewrite it. I also got a bunch of email from people who got
flung off to Disneyland saying the test was broken. Apparently they didn't understand
that it meant they failed. *sigh* (This just means it's harder to get onto the cheaters
list).
The test doesn't fling you off to Disneyland anymore when you fail, but it's still
the same trick questions. About 17 thousand people have taken the test, and as of now about
20 have passed it without cheating or hacking (please don't, it's annoying and obvious).
I feel the need to give some hints now. All of the questions in this
test are TRICK questions. Trick questions are gother anyway. It's designed to check
how Goth you ARE - not how much you know about Gothic subculture - not how good you are
at dressing up. Read the questions twice, what the words say is not necessarily what the
question is asking. If you think 'oh that's just a matter of opinion/taste/whatever,' then you don't
understand the question.
READ THE DIRECTIONS! - Answer all of the questions and your score will
get added up at the end. You only pass if you get NONE wrong. If you get more than one
wrong in a day, and you do get to sign the 'Real Goths' page, you're cheating and you
deserve your punishment. If you choose an answer
because it is funny, and not because it's right - you will fail. (Goths don't have
a sense of humor). You can only answer each question once. There are NO
Second chances - if you answer a question wrong, you'll have to go sulk and pout
and come back tomorrow. (Don't even try and cheat, you will be
Punished). And remember... They're ALL
trick questions.
Start Here...
Read what people who passed the test had to say.
(This could be you).
Or read what previous cheaters had to say.
(If you get stuck on this list, it's your own damm fault).
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